Record of a Thousand Lives-Chapter 73

The carriage ran continuously for days without stopping, whichallowed the party to reach Raviesk faster than they had planned.The hot,dry air that entered the carriage through the window pricked their skin.

“This is completely different from all the other cities we’ve been to,” Shaneth said.

The city was filled with strategically placed stone structures, and the stone pavementwaslittered with grains of sand. Raviesk was not an affluent city,and the people were quite hostile and hardy because of their economic situation.

“Yeah,I agree…in a bad way,” Henrick added.

They sold most of the items they had looted from the bandits at the exchange center and kept the useful ones for themselves. The receptionist at the exchange center was shockedbythe mountain of items they brought, and could not stop asking how they got their hands on it while taking out a bag of gold.

“Let’s take our belongings and dispose of the carriage,” Kang Yoon-Soo said.

They could not use the carriage in the desert, but they were faced with a challenge right away.Iris refused to part with the horse, and she tightly hugged thehorse’s neck with tearswelling upinher eyes.

“Do we really have to leave Snow White behind?” Iris askedtearfully.

“Snow White?You namedthe horse?” Henrickexclaimed.

Irisnoddedseriously and replied, “Just as Kang Yoon-Soo gave me a name, I named it as well. A name is a very important thing.”The white horse neighed,as if it wanted to show that it agreed with what Iris was saying.

Kang Yoon-Soo stared at Iris for a while before saying, “Let’s keep the carriage at a nearby inn and come collect it later.”

“I’m really thankful,” Iris said, smiling brightly.

Henrick narrowed his eyes and stared at Kang Yoon-Soo, saying, “You…You seem to have become very benevolent these days.What are you up to…?”

Kang Yoon-Soo suddenly added, “No matter how precious it is, you can’tstaywith it forever.”

“It’s always been like this. But you always soundas if you’ve experienced everything,” Shanethremarkedin surprise.

Kang Yoon-Soo stared at Shaneth’s eyes for quite a while beforelookingaway.

***

The partyapproachedthe largest treasure hunter clan in the city. The place was packed with sandy treasure hunterswhowere either drinking or maintaining their equipment.

A middle-aged man at the counter asked, “What business do you have here?”

“We want to go to the Desert of Death,” Kang Yoon-Soo said.

“There are many easier ways to get yourself killed, but why are you guys taking the difficult road?” the middle-aged man asked.

Hetook out an assortmentof old, worn-out equipment from a drawer. The equipmentconsistedof windbreakers, sand shovels, leather pouches, water canteens, maps, compasses, and makeshift tents.Heasked in abusinesslikevoice, “Is this your first timein thedesert?”

“No,” Kang Yoon-Soo replied.

“That’s good. There are many people who rush into the desert hoping to get richquickly, but endup as dried skeletons. Please don’t be greedy, and turn backifyou feel it’s hopeless. Don’t throw away your precious lives,” the middle-aged mancautioned them.

Shaneth looked around at the other treasure hunters andasked,“There seemto be a lot of people going into the Desert of Death at this time ofyear, no?”

“It’s because they’re fools who will go to the ends of the world,” the middle-aged man replied.

“Are there a lot oftreasuresin the desert?” Shaneth asked.

“They’re after the remnants ofaruined civilization. There are quite a few of themwhotalk about findingthegolden mask of an ancient king ortherare blade of an ancient knight captain, but half of thestoriesare just hot-air. I suggest that you diligently do whatever you’re doing now instead of chasing after a pot of gold in the desert,” the middle-aged man replied.

Kang Yoon-Soo paid the fee for the equipment andexited. He went to a camel merchant and bought four camels, and theparty storedtheir luggage between thecamels’ humps. He said,“Let’s go.”

Their adventure in the desert hadfinally started.

***

Fifty Fire Trollswere gathered around.Fire Trolls naturallyhadthe fire attribute, unlike normal trolls, and could thus attack with fire. The air sizzledaround them asthey gathered together.

Theleader of each Fire Trolltribe hadgathered together todiscussa highly important issue.

The Fire Troll High Priest loudly declared, “Our goddess requires a groom!”

“Who will bethe goddess’ groom?!”a Fire Troll asked.

“Our goddess Sylphia appeared in my dreams last night! She told me to bring her a man who will accept her proposal! That’s why we need to find a groom for the goddess!” the Fire Troll High Priestreplied.

The Fire Trolls murmured among themselves in surprise. The goddess of the continent, Sylphia, was revered even by trolls.

A Fire Trollyelled, “Then I’ll be the goddess’ groom!”

“Shut up! What nonsense are you spewing?!”TheFire Troll High Priest smacked the trollwho had spokenupin the head and rebuked him.

The Fire Trollwho had beensmacked in the head balled his hand into a fist and tried to argue against the Fire Troll High Priest, but the other Fire Trolls stopped him.

“The groom of the goddess will be given the right to pull out the Sword of Revelation!” the Fire Troll High Priestexplained, pointingat a white sword.The sword washalf-buriedunder the sand and only had its hilt and a portion of its blade visibly stickingout, but anyone could tell that it was no ordinary weapon.

“Then I’ll pull that sword out!”theFire Troll shouted.

“You fool!”The Fire Troll High Priest rebuked and smacked theFire Troll once more.

It was the same Fire Trollwho had been smacked previously. Hegrimaced and grabbedhis club ashetried to retaliate against the Fire Troll High Priest, but the other Fire Trolls aroundhimstoppedhimfrom doing anyother stupid things.

“One must pass the Trials of Fire to pull the sword out!” the Fire Troll High Priestexplained.

“We’re strong against fire! We regeneratequicklytoo!” a Fire Troll shouted.

“Yanak is right! Something like the Trials of Firewill benothing to us Fire Trolls!” another Fire Troll shouted.

The Fire Troll High Priest smackeda Fire Troll in the head. It was the same Fire Trollwho had just beensmacked twice. The Fire Troll Yanak, whohad now beensmacked thrice by the Fire Troll High Priest, screamed in frustration. However,the Fire Troll High Priest did not even pretend to hear Yanak’s frustrated screams.

“One of uscan’t be the groom of the goddess!” the Fire Troll High Priestexclaimed.

“Why?! We serve the goddess Sylphia just like any othercreature onthe continent!” one of the Fire Trolls shouted.

The other Fire Trolls seemed to agree with the wordstheir comrade had just spoken, but the Fire Troll High Priest did not pay heed to them and continued, “One of uscannot be the groom of the goddess even iftheypass the Trials of Fire and pull the sword out, because we lack one important quality required to be the goddess’ groom!”

“Why?!”

.

“Tell us the reason why!”

The Fire Troll High Priest said in a defeated voice, “The goddess’ groom… has to be handsome…!”

“I’m very handsome! Then I should be the goddess’ groom!” a Fire Troll exclaimed.

“You thick-faced bastard!” the Fire Troll High Priest shouted in anger ashe smacked the forehead of the troll who hadjust shouted those preposterous words. Asexpected, it was Yanak.

“Why am I the only one getting hit?!” Yanakexclaimedas tears welled upinhis eyes.The other Fire Trolls patted Yanak’s shoulder and tried to comfort him.

“The beauty standards of the goddessarevery different from ours! That’s whyone of us can’t be the goddess’ groom!” the Fire Troll High Priestexplained.

“This is racism!” a Fire Troll shouted.

“That’s right! Why can’t a trollbe the groom of the goddess?!” another Fire Troll complained.

The Fire Trolls started to complainfuriously. Thatforced the Fire Troll High Priest to shout out loud, “Trolls aren’t the goddess’ type!”

The Fire Trolls were shockedbythe Fire Troll High Priest’s words.

“There’snone among uswhomthe goddesswould favor asher groom! That’s why we have to kidnap one! We have to kidnap someonewhowill become the goddess’husband!” the Fire Troll High Priestadded.

The Fire Trolls murmured among themselvesupon hearing the words of their leader.One of the Fire Trolls suddenly spoke up andexclaimed, “Kidnap?! That’s acowardlyand evil thing to do!”

“That’s right! You’d bedisqualified as a troll even before youwere tried as a warrior!”

“Silence! This is whyone of uscan’t be the goddess’ groom!” the Fire Troll High Priestshouted, gritting hisfangs and adding, “Tell me, what’s thevilestthing you did this week? I’ll give the opportunityto become the goddess’ groomto the troll whodid thevilestthing today!”

The Fire Trolls were dumbfoundedbythewords suddenly spoken bythe Fire Troll High Priest, but they soon shouted one by one as soon as they realized that an opportunity had presented itself.

“I found a lost child while I was walking in the desert! The child fainted after seeing my face and I took the child to a nearby human village! Kuhahaha! That village will now suffer from taking care of that non-productive human parasite wasting their food and shelter!”

“No! I’m the worst! I dug a branch into the only stream in the desert soit would flowto a nearby human settlement! Nownobody can monopolize that water!”

The Fire Trolls started toboast about theirevil deeds. Suddenly,Yanak spoke up and proudly boasted, “I stepped on an innocent scorpion that crossed my path!”

“OOOH!”The other Fire Trolls clappedupon hearing Yanak’s evil deed.

Yanak scratched his head as if to show that he was embarrassedbythe sudden applause andadded, “To be honest, it was unintentional! I just stepped on it by pure coincidence while I was walking!”

“Don’t be ashamed of yourself! You’re evil! You’re fully qualified to become the groom of the goddess!” a Fire Troll said as he wrapped his arm around Yanak’s shoulders.

The Fire Troll High Priest sighed and said, “You trolls are too simple! The goddess doesn’t desire such simpletons! The goddess’ groom has to understand what’s going on in the world!”

“Then is the goddess’ groom handsome and evil?!”

The Fire Trolls started to murmur among themselves.

“Why are allwomenlike this? They only want the bad and handsome men!”

“That’s right! To hell with looks orwhatnot! Kind menare the best!”

Anout-of-placedebateaboutwhatwomenshould look for in mensuddenly broke out.

The Fire Troll High Priest could not help but frown at the stupidity happening in front ofhimandordered, “Anyway, go kidnap someone from wherever in the desert! Someone who’ll be suitable to be the groom of the goddess!”

“Why don’twe bring someone from the elves we usually get along with?”

“No! The elves spend their whole lives with only one mate! It’s rude to request an elf to be the goddess’ groom. We have to look for another race to kidnap!”

The Fire Trolls murmured among themselves as they discussed who to kidnap, but of course, nothing great came out of their discussions.

The Fire Troll High Priest was now furious at the trolls’ stupidity. Heroared, “The one who kidnaps the most suitable groom candidate for the goddess will become the tribe leader! So hurry up and bring them here!”

“OOOOHH!”

The recommendation of the Fire Troll High Priest was the fastest and easiest way to become a tribe leader. The normal way to become a tribe leader was to bring back the talon of an Eagle King, orthefang of a large ant that residedin the Ant Hell.

The Fire Trolls spread out into the Desert of Death to find a suitable groom candidate for the goddess.

***

“It’s hot,” Henrick grumbled.

“Yes, it is hot.”Iris agreed as they bothstruggled inthe desert heat.

The blazing sun high up above the desert was almost murderous. They were able to block the sunlight by wearing the thin windbreakers they had bought, but the heat of the sun penetrated through the windbreakers and deep into their skin.

“Aren’t you guys hot?” Henrick asked as he looked at Shaneth and Kang Yoon-Soo.The two did not seem to be tired at all despite being under the hot desert sun.

“I’m fine because I’m drinking alcohol,” Kang Yoon-Soo replied.

“I don’t feeltheheat afterbecomingan Ignus Warrior,” Shaneth replied.

Henrick grimacedwhen he heard their responsesand said, “Those two aren’t humans.”

There was no way to overcome the heat of the desert even though they were riding camels.The desert had mountains of sand pilednext toeach other;the Desert of Death lived up to its name, as no lifeforms of any sort could be found around them at all.

“Summon Acle,” Kang Yoon-Soo muttered, calling onthe Spirit of Ice.

Acle looked around hissurroundingsbeforeangrily complaining, “Are you crazy?! You dare to summon me in a hot desert like this?!”

“We need cold air,” Kang Yoon-Soo replied.

“Hmph! Why should I listen to you?” Acle scoffed.

“Frozen Crown,” Kang Yoon-Sooreplied.

The Frozen Crown was one of the treasures Kang Yoon-Soo had obtained from the Winterkill Ruin. It was a majestic crown that held an immense amount of cold power, and Acle was obsessed with thetreasure.

“Che! You cheater,” Acle complained.

Henrick frowned as he wipedthe sweatoff his cheek, saying,“Enough of that. Hey, you ice spirit thing. Why don’t you live up to your name and make some ice?”

“I can’t make ice here;there’s not enough moisture in the air,” Acle replied.

“Since when doesmagic nitpickaboutsuch realistic things?” Henrick complained.

“Hmph! What aloudmouthfor a humanwhocan’t even summon shaved ice! There are limitations to the powers of us spirits, and that’s why it’s difficult for me to use my powers in the desert,” Acle haughtily explained.

“Wow, how useless can you be? What’s the use of an ice maker if it can’t make ice when it’s hot?” Henrick complained once again.

“What did you say?” Acle glared at Henrick, who was openly mocking him.

It was at that moment that Iris suddenly charged like a beastwho had seenprey to hunt down, and tightly hugged Acle.

“Ack! Get off me this instant! You stupid wench!” Acleshouted as he struggled to break free fromIris’ grip, but the doppelganger was just too strong for the ice spirit to break free.

Iris rubbed her face on Acle’s cheek and looked very happy whiledoing so. She said,“Acle is really cool.”

“…this must be the first time in the history of the continent that an ice spirithas beenused asan icebag,” Shaneth said as she stared at the strange sight unfolding in front of her eyes.

Kang Yoon-Soo ignored his noisy companions and looked far into the distant desert, thinking,‘I should find myself a sword first.’