Reborn in Milfloria: The Only Man in a World of Seductive Queens-Chapter 67: The Thighway to Heaven

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The path between the monumental legs of the Gait of Gush was not just a road.

It was an experience.

It didn’t begin with a step. It began with a squelch.

The moment Henry placed his foot between the sculpted divine thighs, the road beneath him let out a low, satisfied murmur. A soft puff of floral-scented steam hissed upward, hugging his calves like a desperate ex. The path shimmered in pulsing pinks and golds, a silky stretch of terrain that swayed ever so slightly, like a belly dancer caught mid-giggle.

Vebrissima blinked. "Why is the ground breathing?"

Climaxa floated above them, twirling gently in the humid wind. "Because this road was carved from the back of the World Serpent of Pleasure. It still remembers."

Prudencia whispered, adjusting her scroll-glasses. "We’re literally walking on history’s biggest hickey."

Henry adjusted his towel. It clung to him now, not with fear, but with duty.

The group walked in silence, the only sounds being the soft, rhythmic squelching of their steps and the occasional flirtatious sigh from the path.

Every hundred feet, the road presented a challenge.

The first: A bridge made entirely of corsets.

Each step had to be placed between laced gaps—too fast, and the corset snapped; too slow, and the bridge moaned, buckled, and tried to pull you into a sensual ravine.

Henry took the lead.

He moved carefully, hips swaying with reverence, arms out like a dancer in a strip-club ballet.

Climaxa giggled. "The way his towel flutters with each step... it’s like a flag of unresolved thirst."

Prudencia nodded. "He is... balancing the line between elegance and emotional instability."

Seraphina, behind him, smirked. "That’s the Henry we know."

He reached the end of the corset bridge.

The path beyond shimmered into a meadow—lush, thigh-high grass that tickled the legs with every step. The wind here didn’t blow.

It flirted.

It carried the scent of forbidden fruits, whispered compliments to Henry’s calves, and sent little shivers of "accidental touches" across everyone’s spines.

"This is the Meadow of Mmm," Climaxa whispered reverently. "Named after the universal sound everyone makes here."

Henry exhaled as a vine brushed his knee.

"Okay, seriously, how do plants keep flirting with me?"

Seraphina leaned closer. "They can smell your destiny. And your thighs."

They continued.

A clearing opened.

And in it stood a giant spinning wheel.

Each panel read something different:

Twerk Duel

Emotional Flashback

Confess Your Darkest Kink

Slo-Mo Run Challenge

Suck It Up (Literal or Figurative?)

Climaxa grinned and slapped the wheel. It spun wildly.

"Please no foot confession," Henry whispered.

It landed on: Slo-Mo Run Challenge.

A trumpet made of fleshlight material tooted.

Mistress Jigglina’s voice echoed from nowhere:

> "BEGIN."

Henry and Seraphina stood on opposite ends of the clearing. The path between them lit up, lined with roses, sparkles, and suspiciously squishy puddles.

Henry nodded. Seraphina winked.

Then they ran.

Only slower.

With each step, their bodies shimmered. Water droplets flew off their skin like a shampoo commercial directed by someone who hadn’t seen a dry towel in a decade.

Their towels threatened to fly off.

Their breathing grew heavier.

By the time they met in the middle, the meadow around them was whimpering.

Henry reached for her hand.

She took it.

Time resumed.

The wheel exploded into sparkles.

"You have passed the Trial of Slow Desire," boomed the voice.

Climaxa threw confetti.

They moved on.

Finally, after passing the Forest of Forbidden Moans, the Caves of Cringey Sexts, and the Stairs of Unsolicited Pics, they stood before the Temple of Thighmara—the final stop.

An enormous door blocked their path, carved with an image of two divine cheeks clapping.

A riddle appeared:

> "To pass, you must prove you have mastered not the thirst—but the pause before sipping."

Henry approached.

He took a breath.

Raised his hand.

Then...

He waited.

Didn’t touch.

Didn’t grope.

Didn’t simp.

He just respected.

The door opened with a low, satisfied hum.

Inside waited the Fountain of Aftercare—a glowing pool of lavender steam and healing oils.

The group entered.

They soaked.

Henry sighed, floating.

Seraphina beside him, resting her head on his chest.

Climaxa drawing heart doodles in the air.

Vebrissima humming.

Prudencia finally letting her scrolls float.

They had made it.

But the prophecy wasn’t over.

The final portal still shimmered in the distance.

Henry looked at it.

"Tomorrow," he whispered.

Seraphina smiled.

"Tonight... we soak."

And Milforia... moaned in satisfaction.

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But satisfaction is just foreplay for fate.

As the echo of Milforia’s pleased moan faded across the Sultra Spires, the ground beneath Henry’s freshly awakened cheeks pulsed with a rhythm that wasn’t quite a heartbeat... but wasn’t not a heartbeat either. It felt like the world itself had fallen into a slow, sensual samba.

The path ahead shimmered. It wasn’t just glowing—it was glistening. With dew. With magic. With... something unspoken and slightly sticky.

Henry adjusted his towel. Again.

He did it a lot these days.

"Where does the Gait lead now?" he asked aloud, squinting into the glowing canyon framed by the twin colossal thighs of destiny.

Climaxa flipped through her floating scroll. It fanned itself as if flustered. "According to legend, the Gait leads to the Nectarnal Chamber. Home of the Sacred Orb of Release."

Prudencia gasped. "I thought that was a myth! The Orb is said to store the essence of every unfulfilled thirst in history. If activated, it could—"

"—Quench the entire realm in one climactic gush," Vebrissima finished, fanning herself with her parasol. "So much moist. So much destiny."

Seraphina stepped forward, her gaze fixed ahead. "But only the one most deeply marinated in temptation, but still dry of corruption, can activate it."

Henry blinked. "You’re saying I have to walk into the world’s thirstiest temple and touch its... ball?"

"Yes," Climaxa said, voice reverent. "But only after passing the Nectar Trials. A test of stamina, sensuality, and spiritual stamina."

"I don’t like how you repeated stamina."

Seraphina smirked. "You’ll like it even less when you find out who guards the Orb."

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The temple appeared slowly as they descended through the Gait. Like an ancient dream built from fruit-scented mist and high-resolution fan art.

The entrance was flanked by statues—each a curvy goddess mid-squat, one hand raised, the other holding a scroll labeled "DOWNBAD BUT RIGHTEOUS."

Inside, the air was different.

Thicker.

Sweeter.

It smelled like peach nectar, anticipation, and bad decisions waiting to be made with full consent.

Velvet drapes floated in the air like lazy lovers, brushing Henry’s shoulders, chest, and occasionally his dignity.

In the center of the temple was the Orb.

It hovered above a pedestal of soft thighs sculpted in marble. The Orb itself pulsated—blushing faintly, dripping dew like it had been waiting a long, long time.

But before he could approach...

A figure dropped from the ceiling.

A woman. Tall. Wrapped in sheer ribbons of silk that didn’t hide anything but made everything feel more forbidden. Her eyes glowed with honeyed challenge.

"I am Lustra," she said, stretching like a sin warming up. "Guardian of the Orb. Mistress of the Final Trial."

Henry took a step back. "I’m not sure if I’m emotionally hydrated enough for this."

She circled him slowly, letting her fingers graze the air around his body like she was petting his aura.

"To prove your worth," she purred, "you must endure the Ten Teases."

Prudencia whispered, "That’s... that’s not in the scrolls."

Climaxa nodded. "It was banned for being too effective."

Lustra raised one eyebrow. "Resist them all... and the Orb opens for you."

Henry gulped. "Let’s get this over with."

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Tease One: The Whisper Lick

Lustra whispered a single word—"moist"—into his ear.

He twitched.

Resisted.

Tease Two: The Slow Fingernail Drag

She dragged a single nail one inch above his skin.

He clenched.

Still good.

Tease Three through Seven: Banned Content

Not even the scrolls dared describe these. But they involved whipped cream illusions, imaginary ropes, and something called the "inverted lap of forgiveness."

He trembled.

But endured.

Tease Eight: The Look-But-Don’t-Stop Dance

Lustra performed a slow dance with gravity-defying bounces and physics so disrespectful, even the temple moaned.

Henry’s towel nearly filed for divorce.

He focused.

Seraphina’s voice echoed in his mind.

> "Stay firm, Towel Boy."

Tease Nine: The Almost Touch

A hand hovered above his chest.

Closer.

Closer.

Then stopped.

He almost cried.

Tease Ten: The Full-Body Eye Contact

Lustra stood still.

Looked him in the eyes.

For ten full seconds.

Henry looked back.

His knees wobbled.

But he did not fall.

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A gentle bell chimed.

The Orb pulsed.

Opened.

Lustra smiled. "You have passed."

Henry exhaled, falling to his knees. His towel didn’t even flutter. It just sighed with him.

The Orb floated down.

He reached out.

Touched it.

Warmth.

A glow.

Then—

A pulse of golden light exploded from the chamber, sweeping across Milforia like a lover’s kiss after years of foreplay.

Men across the land blinked.

Woke up.

Moaned softly.

And somewhere, a statue of the Thigh Sage exploded from sheer validation.

Henry looked back at his companions.

Seraphina. Climaxa. Prudencia. Vebrissima.

He smiled.

"Let’s go bring the boys home."

And Milforia... shivered in anticipation of what came next.

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To be continued...