Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 650 - 249: Want to Eat This Too? _1

Among these people, only Mountain Spider and a few others had some faith; the rest didn’t believe at all.

Seeing this, Qin Shou had to raise a hand and shout, "I swear to god, the real time I’ve been practicing ’cultivation’ might not even add up to half a month, and the time I’ve spent cultivating doesn’t exceed two years. As for these three hundred years, I f**king don’t know how I skipped over them... Besides, I really just eat until full, sleep until satiated, and ’cultivation’ for me is eating! If I’m lying about a single word, may god strike me with lightning!"

As soon as his voice fell, everyone looked up at the sky!

They saw only two or three clouds in the blue sky, showing no sign of lightning. Finally, as everyone watched eagerly, a cloud drifted over, but after struggling for a while, not even a drop of rain fell before it was blown away by the wind.

After a sigh of astonishment, everyone’s faces turned to dejection.

Then, a clamor rose again among the crowd, but this time the cries turned from ’scammer’ to ’f*cking hell’, ’NMB’, ’MMP’, ’damn your mother’, and ’spicy neighbor’ and the like.

Blacky’s face turned utterly black, and he tragically discovered that his inner demons seemed to grow even heavier...

Hit hard in the face by Qin Shou’s serious punch, everyone fell silent, eventually even lacking the energy to curse their mothers. They just couldn’t understand why heaven would favor such a shameless thing so much! Envy, jealousy, and hatred!

"Blacky, don’t be discouraged; you’re not much different from a genius. You must believe that the early bird catches the worm, and diligence can make up for clumsiness," Qin Shou consoled Blacky.

Blacky chuckled bitterly, "Are you calling me stupid?"

Qin Shou: "..."

Facing the overbearing rabbit, Blacky eventually gave up resisting and let him sit by his side, chattering away with various questions.

When the time came, Blacky took a deep breath, ready to soar into the sky.

At that moment, the rabbit held him back and cautioned, "Remember, if you succeed in your Ascension, you’ll be able to knock ’I’ down and reach the peak of your life! To knock ’I’ down, you have to work hard."

Blacky glared at Qin Shou, but after thinking about it, he indeed felt a lot more motivated.

"Rabbit, when he steps on the Ascension Bridge and the thunder descends, it’s best not to have outsiders around. Once they get hit by the thunder, it can easily trigger their inner Karma and bring their own heavenly tribulation upon them," Guiche reminded Qin Shou.

Qin Shou knew about this since he had used this tactic to trick others before.

So he nodded and quickly took everyone to find places to sit in the surroundings.

Although everyone was dissatisfied as they saw this irritating rabbit come over, no one dared provoke him, so they all had to make space willingly.

Qin Shou chose the best spot, which originally belonged to the great elder of the Wuliang Sect, but faced with this rabbit, the elder could only harrumph twice and squat to the side.

"My path began from the boundless, today, on the day of Ascension, I shall pass my teachings to the boundless, and bestow grace upon all directions," Wuliang Patriarch Blacky declared majestically while standing in the air. However, when he mentioned passing teachings, everyone looked at Qin Shou.

After all, with strong power, that’s passing teachings, but when someone weak talks about passing teachings in front of the powerful, it’s... like playing the lute to a cow, embarrassingly incongruous.

Seeing everyone’s expressions, the face of Wuliang Patriarch Blacky turned even darker. Originally, he wanted to use this Ascension as an opportunity to awe and grace all directions, accumulating a deeper foundation for his own sect. Now, all his plans, due to this rabbit, turned into an illusory bubble.

But then he thought, as long as he could topple this rabbit, what he had lost could possibly be taken back in spades.

Thus, Blacky mustered his courage, and without another word, declared, "Ascend!"

The next moment, Blacky’s aura began to unleash boundlessly. Sensing his aura, the heavens and earth indeed underwent a change: a massive dark cloud emerged in the sky, spilling out like an overturned funnel, the black hollow of the funnel seeming to contain a heavenly gate!

At that time, Blacky took out a Token and threw it toward the sky!

The instant Qin Shou saw it, his eyes lit up brilliantly, fixed intently on that Token! The more he looked, the more annoyed he felt inside. The damn thing was indeed the same as the one he had eaten!

The Ascension Token flew into the sky, directly entering the funnel, and imprinted itself on the heavenly gate. With a thunderous rumble, the heavenly gate slowly began to open a crack!

"The crucial scene is coming," someone whispered to remind everyone. All eyes were lifted anxiously toward the firmament, knowing this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

The moment the heavenly gate opened, a divine bridge stretched out from the black void!

The bridge was pure white all over, adorned with lotus treasure seals, but overall not very expansive, seemingly only requiring a step to walk upon it to enter the heavenly gate.

Seeing this, the Mountain Spider said indifferently, "Not bad talent, actually the Seven-step Ascending Bridge. That’s quite the challenge."

Curious, Qin Shou asked, "What? Is seven steps already considered difficult?"

Guiche laughed, "Lord Rabbit, you might not be aware. The Ascension Bridge has always varied in length according to the strength of the Cultivator. The stronger the force, the longer the bridge. Typically, the Ascension Bridge most people encounter is but three steps — cross those, and you’re at the heavenly gate. A medium difficulty is six steps, but seven steps are already within the realm of geniuses."

Qin Shou inquired, "What about the longest one, how many steps have you ever seen?"

Golden Toad said, "I’ve witnessed a thirty-six-step bridge, belonging to a reborn ancient god. However, I’ve heard that when the Demon Emperors, Eastern Emperor Taiyi, and Dijun ascended, their bridge was a hundred and eight steps, although no one has ever seen it, so who knows if it’s true or not."

Guiche glared fiercely at the Golden Toad, "Do you think those two majesties would lie?"

Frightened, Golden Toad quickly shook his head, "That’s not what I meant..."

"Enough, don’t go off-topic. They had a hundred and eight steps, and this chap only has seven, mere riffraff..." Qin Shou shook his head, giving his critique.

Upon hearing this, everyone gave a wry smile. A hundred and eight steps seemed only achievable by those two individuals in the entire world. To even have nine steps was already incredibly rare, yet this damn rabbit was still disdainful of someone’s seven steps.

In the midst of the conversation, Hei had already stepped onto the Ascension Bridge. As he set foot on it, a sudden thunderous boom resonated from above; a huge lightning bolt furiously struck down!

Hei bellowed, releasing a magic treasure to block the lightning, then took another step forward!

Almost concurrently, the second bolt of lightning descended, this one more than twice as powerful as the prior one. Though the lightning bolt as thick as a water barrel struck the Ascension Bridge, everyone felt as if the earth itself was shaking. It was their hearts that were truly being shaken...

Of course, there are always exceptions, and people like the Mountain Spider remained utterly unfazed.

Qin Shou, on the other hand, was silently wiping his drool...

"Lord Rabbit, you want to eat this too?" Feidan, seeing Qin Shou in that state, asked curiously.

While wiping his drool, Qin Shou replied, "Can’t blame me, it’s a natural bodily reaction. Speaking of Heavenly Tribulation, I’ve eaten a bit of it back in the day. It tasted quite decent."

Everyone: "..."