Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 633 - 232 Who Taught You?_1

The three people opposite were completely baffled. What does "currently on a call" mean?

Wenqu even asked, "Lu Ban, what do you mean? Is there another Communicator Drum in the world talking to him?"

Lu Ban was just as confused, scratching his head and saying, "It is said that there are only three Kuiniu between heaven and earth, and one of them was turned into a war drum by Emperor Huang. Another was killed by the Great Qin Dynasty before the Tang Dynasty, and after the collapse of the Great Qin Dynasty, the whereabouts of that drum became unknown. There’s also a Kuiniu that’s just a legend, with no known location. Besides, the Communicator Drum is my unique skill. Even if someone else got their hands on a Kuiniu war drum, or captured a Kuiniu, they wouldn’t be able to make it. Without the right time and place, it’s simply impossible."

Upon hearing this, the three were baffled again...

"Never mind that, let’s get in touch quickly." Wenqu struck the drum immediately with the mallet.

But before he could even speak, he heard a voice echoing from the drum, "Damn, the wind’s really strong."

The voice was still fierce and domineering, but the choking sound within it was also loud and clear.

The three of them looked at each other, and in that instant, their eyes reddened.

Lu Ban even scolded with a chuckle, "This stinky kid, he does have some conscience!"

The Kitchen God followed by nodding and saying, "As expected of my disciple, I taught him well."

Upon hearing this, Wenqu immediately became displeased, struck the war drum subconsciously, and roared, "What do you mean ’you taught him well’? You, a cook, what did you teach him? His loyalty and righteousness, that’s my good teaching!"

"Get lost, kid! You, acting like an old lady, what do you know about loyalty and righteousness? I reckon you only know how to be sour! Clearly, it was my teaching," Lu Ban shouted.

"I taught him!"

Thump!

"I taught him!"

"I taught him!"

"Thump!"

When Qin Shou first heard their words, his heart was warmed.

However, as the three of them started arguing vehemently, Qin Shou immediately felt like he was going to lose his mind. There was no helping it. The incessant thumping in his head from the war drum was one thing, but to hear the three grown men yelling with one voice, as if a madman was talking to himself and ranting wildly, was more than enough for anyone to bear...

Finally, Qin Shou yelled out, "The three of you, shut up!"

The three were taken aback and stopped, then they said in unison, "You little rascal, are you trying to turn Heaven upside down? Just you wait!"

Afterwards, they looked at each other.

Lu Ban immediately said, "You guys were the ones who said that, not me. When he comes back, you deal with him."

Wenqu quickly responded, "I didn’t say that!"

The Kitchen God also added, "Nor did I. Whoever loves it, let them handle it."

Pushing each other back and forth for a while, Wenqu finally said, "Let’s stop, none of us probably said it."

All three nodded simultaneously, achieving their first tacit understanding of the day.

After that, the three chuckled bitterly in their hearts. They had all mentored disciples before, yet sadly, they realized they really had no way to deal with that rabbit... Punish him? They nearly went bankrupt every time they tried...

Finally calming down, the three of them talked to Qin Shou properly and explained the situation.

After hearing everything, Qin Shou recounted what he knew in full detail. Of course, to avoid causing trouble for his sister and several masters, he deliberately skirted around the matter of Fang Ya capturing Huang Feihu and others, leading to the collapse of Tai Mountain.

After listening to the situation below, the three fell silent. Wenqu stood up and said, "The two of you chat with him, I’ve got matters to attend to, so I’ll be going first."

Upon finishing, Wenqu left with a worried look. He seemed to have thought of something, suspected something, but he did not share it with the others.

Lu Ban and the Kitchen God didn’t chase after him to ask. Having lived for so many years, and growing wiser by the year, they weren’t too dense. Combining the situation in the Heavenly Court, they also faintly guessed at some earth-shattering conspiracy, feeling a heavy weight in their hearts.

However, Lu Ban was more carefree, and the Kitchen God only loved cooking, so their stress wasn’t as great as Wenqu’s.

After all, Wenqu had come through the Divine Enthronement war, and he was originally Bi Gan, the famed prime minister of the Shang Dynasty. How could a prime minister not be a deep thinker?

"Rabbit, is it fun down there?" Lu Ban asked bluntly.

Qin Shou responded with a bitter smile, "It’s alright for a couple of days, any longer and it’s dull. I want to go home... Master, do you have any way to help?"

Lu Ban said, "Do I have a method? Other than Ascension or hooking up..."

Immediately, the Kitchen God added, "Or hooking up with a Saint to send you up here."

Lu Ban glanced at the Kitchen God, who transmitted his voice, "Who tells a disciple about their troubles?"

Lu Ban understood.

Qin Shou had no idea what they were thinking, and just complained, "I’d like that, but I’d need a Saint to hook up with first. By the way, is my home alright? You know what I mean, is Chang’e alright?"

"All’s well, no one goes to the moon now, it’s very peaceful," said Lu Ban.

"Every now and then, I send my disciples to bring her some food. She’s living quite well, just finds it too quiet without you," added the Kitchen God.

Qin Shou felt a pang of heartache and, after a long silence, finally said, "Tell her I’m sorry, and that I’ll be back after a while."

With an awkward expression Lu Ban replied, "Damn, you want us two grown men to pass messages between you two lovebirds? You might not be embarrassed, but I can’t take it... If you insist, I’ll send her the Communicator Drum, and you two can chat as much as you want."

Without thinking, Qin Shou was about to agree, but then a scene flashed through his mind.

He sat on the Nostalgia Altar, watching the graceful and beautiful Chang’e, the two gazing lovingly at each other. Then Chang’e began to speak, and as she opened her mouth, a deep and fierce man’s voice came out, "Here ya go, bro! Mwah, love ya..."

Instantly, Qin Shou got goosebumps all over, feeling almost as if it were as bad as having a disastrous day. He even doubted whether, if they really did that, he’d have the courage to return to the moon.

So Qin Shou responded with a wry smile, "Never mind, I’ll trouble you two sages to pass the message for me. Or, Master, could you modify this broken drum, not to make it sound like the original voice, but at least to distinguish between male and female?"

Scratching his head, Lu Ban said, "Alright, I’ll study it. If I succeed, then you can communicate."

Qin Shou asked about the situation in Heavenly Court again, but the two old fellows hummed and hawed, just laughing it off, then broke off contact.

Qin Shou looked up at the sky with a despondent sigh, "I really want to go back..."

Afterward, Qin Shou shook his head and went home.

Just as he entered his house, Qin Shou caught a whiff of a familiar scent and almost instinctively called out, "Kung Pao chicken?"

Then laughter came from the kitchen. Fang Ya’s voice followed, "You have quite the nose on you, alright, go wash your hands and get ready for dinner."

Qin Shou acknowledged with a grunt and immediately ran off to wash his hands...

Meanwhile, at the Phoenix Nest.