Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 391 - 4 Roar Again!_1

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Chapter 391: Chapter 4 Roar Again!_1

First, the architecture around was all wrong, just moments ago there were pavilions and towers, but now they’ve turned into lowly shanties!

Next, the attire of the people here was off, previously it was all silk and satin, military armor and gear, but now they were all dressed in drab, simple cloth.

Last was the smell, why did it get more pungent the further he walked?

Could it be that the top beauties of Women Country all had a distinctive scent?

As Qin Shou was lost in wild thoughts, Queen Baili led him to a large door.

Queen Baili said with a smile, "Immortal Qin, please, inside are the five thousand beauties you requested. These are the top beauties on record!"

Qin Shou eyed Queen Baili doubtfully, was she sure they were top beauties and not top stinkers?

Although he didn’t quite believe it in his mind, Qin Shou still stepped forward and pushed open the grand door!

That instant, Qin Shou’s mind indeed flashed with many images of beauties, naturally filtering out those island nation women from Earth, as his standards had changed since his days getting by with those beauties.

After seeing the various pure, natural beauties with celestial charm in the Immortal Realm, he couldn’t bear to look at those other women anymore.

It was like getting used to Zhao Liying and then turning around to see Sister Feng without makeup; it was simply masochism.

The beauties flashing in his mind were of course the exceptional beauties, like Flower Fairy, He Xiangu, Chang’e...

However, the next moment, what he saw was...

"What?!" Qin Shou’s eyes bulged, glaring at the furry balls hopping all over the floor, his eyes turning red!

Pointing at those long-eared, red-eyed, white-furred rabbits hopping all around, Qin Shou exclaimed, "What is this?!"

Queen Baili, taken aback, said, "Beauties... the top beauties of the Rabbit Clan."

Qin Shou almost spat out a mouthful of blood in anger, he jumped up, grabbed Queen Baili’s collar, and shouted with flying spittle, "I, after all, am an Immortal! Do you understand? I’ve long since surpassed the lowly interests of wild beasts! And you bring me a bunch of female rabbits?!"

Whoosh!

A group of female soldiers suddenly appeared out of nowhere, their long spears aimed at Qin Shou’s body, and even worse, one spear was poking at his butt!

Qin Shou immediately felt a chill in his heart and hurriedly slapped the spearhead away.

Seeing this, the female soldiers shouted in unison, "Assassin, kill!"

Queen Baili hurriedly yelled, "Stop!"

All the female soldiers stopped at once.

Queen Baili waved her hand and said, "Alright, you can all stand down."

The multitude of female soldiers scattered, including the civil officials and maidservants who had accompanied them.

Suddenly, it was just Queen Baili and Qin Shou left, along with a bunch of doe-eyed rabbits that had no idea what was happening.

After staring at each other for a good while, Queen Baili finally said, "Immortal Qin, you can’t blame me for this. Given your appearance, I thought that you wanted... uh... this sort of thing..."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "I’m not hungry, what do I need these rabbits for?"

Knowing that he had overreacted, Qin Shou quickly let go, only then realizing he was standing on someone. He cleared his throat and hopped to the ground, waving his hand and saying, "I can’t enjoy these beauties, keep them for hotpot."

Queen Baili didn’t mind Qin Shou standing on her chest or his aggressive manner.

Instead, she said, "Alright, since that’s the case, I’ll fetch you the map."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou felt a bit of the frustration in his heart dissipate, he nodded slightly and said, "Enough, let’s go get the map."

As they were walking, suddenly there was a loud bang in front of them!

Then, Qin Shou saw a big snake shooting out from the back of the palace! The snake was incredibly large, like a mountain, its scales like stone armor, and in its mouth, it held a black iron box as it soared into the sky!

Queen Baili saw this and paled with fright, exclaiming, "That’s the kingdom’s treasure vault!"

Qin Shou looked up and said, "Oh, the kingdom’s treasure vault, huh? It’s a bit small, isn’t it? A single snake just carried it off."

Then Qin Shou saw a piece of rubble fall from the vault, which kept getting bigger until finally...

"Holy crap! That’s huge!"

Qin Shou cried out, leaped into the air, and sent the human-sized stone flying with one slap.

It was then that Queen Baili finally spoke in a faint voice, "The kingdom’s treasure vault is five hundred feet wide, eight hundred feet long, and three hundred feet high, you call that small?"

Qin Shou grinned and said, "Alright, it’s not THAT small, but still, there wasn’t anything valuable. Let it go. Growing that big isn’t easy... By the way, do you guys have any chili peppers here?"

"What?!" Queen Baili’s mind couldn’t quite keep up with this rabbit’s train of thought, but she shook her head nonetheless.

Qin Shou looked disappointed and said, "Then forget it. It’s not tasty without chili peppers. Let it go."

After saying that, Qin Shou turned and was ready to leave.

Just then, there was a huge noise!

The earth shook and the mountains trembled!

Then Qin Shou saw the palace behind him burst open with a bang!

In that instant, Qin Shou felt as if he were witnessing a rabbit volcano erupting! Instead of magma and stones, fat-eared rabbits were spewing out!

Cold sweat broke out on Qin Shou’s forehead...

The next moment, a sucking sound arose, followed by the shrieking rabbits flying backward into the air!

One nearly smashed into the rabbit’s face! But it was sucked back in.

Then Qin Shou saw a gaping maw open wide and devour all the rabbits in one gulp! As the mouth closed, the sound of bones snapping was so ear-crackingly crisp.

Only then did Qin Shou get a clear look at the creature, which was also a snake, a massively huge White-scaled Python!

At that moment, Queen Baili snapped out of her shock, whispering to Qin Shou, "Immortal, your beauties have been eaten..."

Qin Shou’s face instantly darkened, the foot he had lifted to leave now settled back down.

The guards who arrived upon hearing the commotion began to hurl their long spears towards the big snake, but they couldn’t even pierce the aura around it. The snake looked around with disdain at everyone before its gaze settled on Qin Shou, its face full of confusion and eyes filled with question marks, as if to say, "Did I miss one? Impossible!"

Qin Shou’s face grew even darker...

Queen Baili said, "Immortal..."

Qin Shou patted Queen Baili’s thigh, and her pretty face blushed, but considering the rabbit’s height, she had no choice but to accept it.

Qin Shou, however, confidently thought, "Indeed, I’m only meant to be a little rabbit; being a big rabbit is no fun!"

Then Qin Shou looked at the snake, extended a hand, and flicked up his middle finger, saying, "Fuck you!"

"Roar!"

The White-scaled Python opened its mouth and let out a roar!

"Cough... Spit!"

Qin Shou spat out a loogie that soared through the air like the seagulls in Gorky’s mouth, riding the wind and waves straight into the White-scaled Python’s mouth!

Then Qin Shou leisurely said, "Shut your mouth."

True to his command, the White-scaled Python shut its mouth, turned its head away from Qin Shou, and opened wide, apparently doing something while sounds of snapping and coughing echoed incessantly...

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