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Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 354 - 351: The Ferocious Duo_1
Then one was touching the Alchemy Furnace on his head, and the other was touching the axe in his hand, before they awkwardly realized they had both been cheating...
Qin Shou looked at the shiny axe in the other’s hand and felt his heart skip a beat. He quickly took down the Eight Trigrams Furnace to check it, and fortunately, the furnace was tough enough. There was only a white mark on it, which disappeared with a light wipe.
Looking back at Baldy’s axe, it still shone brightly, without any nicks, clearly a fine weapon! You know, even though the Eight Trigrams Furnace wasn’t exactly a weapon, it was after all the Supreme Elder Lord’s pill furnace. Not only did it refine pills, but it also refined artifacts! Tianpeng Marshal’s Nine-Toothed Rake was a product from the Eight Trigrams Furnace!
At the same time, this thing also refined the Monkey. Even Sun Wukong, with all his bluster, was helpless once stuffed inside.
From this, one could see just how tough the Eight Trigrams Furnace really was!
Any ordinary divine weapon would definitely chip if it was slightly inferior and struck the furnace.
But the axe was still unscathed, which meant it was no ordinary item.
Just as Qin Shou and Baldy stood face to face, realizing they were both equally wrought from iron and shameless, feeling a mutual sense of admiration...
A curse came from not far away, "Damn, my face!"
The two instinctively looked over and saw Poison Yama, who had been knocked out by Baldy earlier, now sitting up holding his face. At this moment, his handsome face looked like a pancake, with no discernible nose or mouth...
Even his clothes were... gone...
Seeing this guy awake, Qin Shou and Baldy simultaneously narrowed their eyes.
Baldy saw his nemesis awake and was ready to make a move.
Qin Shou was worried that his action of stripping all the goods off the other would be known and add trouble later on, thus he felt the impulse to make him sleep a little longer.
So, the two exchanged glances once more before charging forward with a howl!
Poison Yama hadn’t figured out what was happening when he saw two blurs charging right at him! He recognized the first one, a familiar sight, the Baldy demon!
Before he could get a clear look at the second one, everything went black, and he knew no more... However, as he passed out, he heard the sound of metal clanging, as if something had hit him on the head...
Baldy rubbed his head and looked at the rabbit in front of him; the rabbit just grinned and hee-heed, stuffing the Eight Trigrams Furnace he wore on his hand into the Black Demon Box.
Just as Baldy was about to say something, his eyes rolled back as he was about to faint. But he too was tough, clenched his teeth, forced his eyes open, and shouted, "Rabbit! Don’t think you can run! Let’s have another go later!"
Then they saw Baldy suddenly lunging forward!
Qin Shou instinctively raised his hand in defense, only to have Baldy open his mouth wide and take a bite at him!
Qin Shou quickly jumped back to dodge, but Baldy managed to get a bite on his ankle!
Qin Shou felt a shock, thinking this guy might have jaws like mine? I can’t take that!
But Qin Shou just felt a tightening and a bit of pain at his ankle, it seemed not to have broken the skin, nor broken... Clearly, Baldy was tough-skulled with average teeth.
Qin Shou smugly thought to himself, "Heh, little guy, finally something you’re not as good at as I am!"
However, Baldy remained silent...
Qin Shou tilted his head to look, only to realize that Baldy had fallen asleep biting on his leg!
Qin Shou was speechless, he tugged at Baldy, but couldn’t move him. He tried to pry open Baldy’s mouth, but it wouldn’t budge!
Qin Shou then grabbed a stick and tried to pry with it, but still couldn’t open it!
Qin Shou looked around him, and finally raised his head to see Yunkong True Master, Master Liu, and Shanye Immortal watching the commotion from the sky. Before he could speak,
Shanye Immortal shouted, "Oh no! I almost forgot! I have soup simmering at home, I need to go!"
With that, Shanye Immortal ran off.
Master Liu and Yunkong True Master suddenly snapped back to reality, realizing that the Rabbit was coming for them. Regardless of what the Rabbit wanted, they both adhered to the theory that staying away from Rabbits ensured safety and economic prosperity. They quickly exclaimed, "I have soup on the stove too, gotta go!"
Then all that was left around Qin Shou was a bunch of unfortunate souls who had been stripped and knocked out...
Qin Shou, feeling helpless, tried again, but Baldy was indeed stubbornly clenched on and wouldn’t let go of his mouth no matter what he did.
Qin Shou cursed, "Damn you, have you gone mad from fighting, scared that I, the Rabbit, will run away? Let me tell you, if I really wanted to kill you, I could bite you twice and be done with it!"
As a result, Qin Shou noticed that in his sleep, Baldy’s brows were deeply furrowed as he bit down even harder on his leg, as if he really was afraid he would just run away... and lose a sparring partner.
Qin Shou thought of the time he had seen Baldy eating a venomous snake on television.
Although Baldy is resistant to poison, Black Mamba’s venom is among the most lethal in the world and can cause many creatures to go into shock and die. But Baldy was different; being poisoned just made him sleepy, and he could just lie down and sleep it off.
But if he fell asleep, and the snake got away, wouldn’t that be a huge loss?
So, Baldy developed a special skill: even if I fall asleep, I still bite you! Don’t even think about escaping! Wait till I wake up and then I’ll eat you, you slippery snack!
Therefore, any venomous snake bitten by Baldy had no hope of escaping...
Now, Qin Shou was mulling over this, realizing that he was the venomous snake in this situation. His options were to either figure out a way to kill Baldy and pry his mouth open to extract his foot, or wait until Baldy woke up, fight him again, and try to subdue him then!
But as far as Qin Shou could remember, Baldy had only ever been beaten to death, never subdued...
Thinking of this gave Qin Shou quite the headache.
The only thing Qin Shou had that could deal with Baldy, upon counting on his fingers, was his bite.
But biting Baldy’s mouth? That would mean mouth to mouth... Just the thought made Qin Shou feel sick.
Cooking him until tender, eating the meat?
Baldy’s skin was so tough that it was almost a match for Qin Shou’s. If Qin Shou tried to roast his leg like that, they would probably get cooked together...
Most importantly, Qin Shou genuinely liked Baldy’s stubborn, amusing character. Looking at him felt like seeing a shadow of Earth, and he really didn’t have the heart to kill him.
Eventually, with no other option, Qin Shou could only sigh deeply and turned to drag a Baldy along as he walked away.
However, along the way, Qin Shou was never at peace again. As soon as Baldy woke up, he would catch Qin Shou and give him a beating. The two guys just kept fighting as they went.
Gradually, people noticed that the Rabbit seemed to be influenced by Baldy, as his temper was becoming more and more violent.
It was bad enough that the two were fighting, but if there were onlookers, they would definitely start by beating up the spectators.
If there were no onlookers, the damn rabbit always managed to get Baldy into some demon’s lair or a cultivator’s hut.
Luckily, although the two loved to fight, they never killed anyone; they always stopped when their opponents were knocked out.
What puzzled everyone, however, was that every time Baldy would leave first, followed by the Rabbit, and then...







