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Playing a DPS Role with Absolute Defense-Chapter 89 - 87: If Worse Comes to Worst, You’ll Just Have to Take Responsibility!
Li Yuanhao didn’t really care when he heard this, and just continued to rub his eyes in a daze. 𝒻𝑟𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝑛𝘰𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝘤𝘰𝘮
He casually said, "You don’t even know my grandpa. How could you tattle? Besides, my grandpa would never believe you."
Su Mo picked up his phone and waved it in front of Li Yuanhao. The picture showed Li Yuanhao in cute bear pajamas, rubbing his eyes with both hands, looking completely sleepy. It was truly adorable.
"I don’t know your grandpa, but I can ask my master to find him."
As soon as Su Mo said this, Li Yuanhao’s hand froze, and he instantly snapped awake.
As soon as he became alert, he lunged at Su Mo.
However, Su Mo was already prepared for this. Without hesitation, he held the phone high so Li Yuanhao couldn’t reach it.
The next moment, Li Yuanhao’s figure suddenly disappeared. With Su Mo’s Spirit Attribute surpassing a thousand points, he immediately sensed something unusual behind him.
He quickly placed the phone into the System Space and then pulled it out with his left hand.
The spatial fluctuation was actually very subtle. In the past, when Li Yuanhao suddenly appeared on the back of the Golden-winged Heaven-Swallowing Tiger, Su Mo hadn’t noticed at all.
But now Su Mo was constantly observing him, so he naturally noticed some spatial differences.
After seeing the phone suddenly change position, Li Yuanhao’s small figure disappeared once more.
In response, Su Mo just smirked, putting the phone into the System Space again.
No matter how bizarre your Spatial Ability is, as long as I put things into the System Space, you have no way to get them.
A space suddenly opened, and Li Yuanhao’s figure appeared, grabbing Su Mo’s hand.
But when he saw nothing in Su Mo’s empty hand, he quickly started to search around Su Mo’s body.
Su Mo cooperated fully, raising both hands and letting Li Yuanhao search him for the phone.
After searching all over and finding nothing, Li Yuanhao realized that Su Mo had put the phone into the System Space.
Li Yuanhao stood on the ground, raising his hands and continuously patted Su Mo’s chest, while also complaining:
"No way, you’re cheating! How could you put the phone into the System Space? You can’t do that, take it out now!"
Su Mo spread his hands and said, "I don’t even know what you’re talking about. Alright, let’s get ready for breakfast."
Then Su Mo pretended to unzip the tent to go out.
Seeing that being forceful didn’t work, Li Yuanhao changed tactics and clung to Su Mo’s arm, softly pleading:
"Su Mo, could you please delete the photo? If my grandpa sees it, he’ll kill me."
Su Mo spread his hands and shook his head, "Well, if he kills you, so be it. It’s not like he’s killing me."
"Su Mo, how could you do this? We fought the alien race together, and now you’re using this to threaten me!"
Hearing this, Su Mo was taken aback. He began to carefully recollect all the events after entering the dungeon, puzzled:
"Weren’t all the aliens killed by me? When did you join me?"
"I don’t care, I don’t care. Quickly take out the phone and delete the photo.
Besides, you even ate one of my roast ducks and so many snacks. If you don’t delete the photo, give me back the roast duck and snacks.
And I was standing next to you, so that counts as being with you!"
Faced with such impeccable logic, Su Mo was momentarily speechless.
If you say he’s wrong, well, there’s actually a bit of truth to it.
Standing beside me does count as being with me.
But if that’s the case, he didn’t lift a finger when I was killing the aliens!
And about the roast duck and snacks, do you think this is just child’s play, eating them and then spitting them out?
Looking down at the little guy who was barely over a meter tall, Su Mo fell into silence. This really seemed like a child...
"Su Mo, I’m begging you, please delete the photo. Otherwise, I’ll really get beaten to death, and I still have lots of snacks..."
Upon hearing about the snacks, Su Mo secretly shook his head.
Just a little snack and you think you can sway me? You’re testing a true leader here! What leader can’t withstand such temptation!
Looking at Li Yuanhao’s pitiful and pleading expression, Su Mo couldn’t help but feel quite amused.
But despite that, Su Mo simply couldn’t bring himself to agree with Li Yuanhao so quickly, so he resolutely shook his head.
Seeing Su Mo shake his head so firmly, Li Yuanhao completely lost his cool:
"Aaaah! Su Mo, you’re such a big pervert, hurry up and delete the photo or I’ll tell everyone you let me sleep with you at night!"
???
"Wait, weren’t you the one who crawled into my bed because you were cold at night? When did I let you sleep with me!"
"I don’t care if you don’t delete the photo, that’s what I’ll say. We’ll see if people believe you or me!
Then everyone will know the top student in the college entrance exam is a pervert who likes little girls!
And who tricks little girls to sleep with him!"
Upon hearing this, Su Mo panicked and quickly defended himself: "No, you drooled all over my clothes when sleeping, and I didn’t even say anything. Yet you still accuse me!"
"Hmph! I don’t care. If you don’t delete it, I’ll not only say it but also write it into a little essay on Hongshu, so everyone knows what kind of person you are!"
Su Mo’s eyes went wide: "That’s slander. You’ll be legally responsible for that!"
Li Yuanhao stood before Su Mo, hands on hips, with a look of determination: "If worse comes to worst, we’ll go down together. Who’s afraid of who!"
"No, isn’t the price of mutual destruction a bit too high? This is like hurting the enemy by 800 points and suffering 12,000 yourself!
Besides, if you spread such rumors, it doesn’t matter much to me as a guy, but what about your future?"
"So what? When it spreads around, you can just take responsibility! Then I’ll marry you, problem solved!"
[Pfft~]
Su Mo was dumbfounded, internally coughing up blood. What kind of person is this!
Are all young girls so outrageous? Or is this due to family education?
I just made a joke, and she’s already planning for me to take responsibility!
Is this what they call the ’raising game’ trope?!
Just as these thoughts arose, Su Mo mentally punched himself twice, scolding himself for being an idiot.
After dismissing the thoughts, another problem emerged.
So, does this count as a child bride?
Su Mo shook his head vigorously, discarding these terrifying thoughts and questions.
He kept telling himself, no, no, this is illegal!
Su Mo crouched down, looking directly into Li Yuanhao’s eyes, and seriously said:
"Alright, I won’t joke with you anymore. I was just teasing you because I found you adorable, so I took a picture,
Don’t worry, I won’t show it to your grandpa, nor will I tell him anything like this."
However, at this point, Li Yuanhao snorted coldly:
"Hmpf! Now you’re begging for mercy, but it’s too late. I’ve already decided to marry you when I grow up!"







