Playing a DPS Role with Absolute Defense-Chapter 82 - 80: If I Sleep in Your Tent, Will I Become as Dumb as You?

Chapter 82: Chapter 80: If I Sleep in Your Tent, Will I Become as Dumb as You?

The enormous tremor spread far into the distance, as three entirely black humanoid creatures, each less than a meter tall, fell from midair.

Su Mo looked expressionlessly at the three coal-like figures before him.

The Mountain-Breaking Heaven-piercing Halberd suddenly appeared in his hand, shooting straight at a sneaky figure carrying a roast duck. He said coldly:

"Since I awakened, this is the first time someone dared to steal from me!

I really want to ask, who gave you the guts?!

Stealing my Skill Book is one thing, but you dare to steal even my roast duck!"

His voice turned into a roar towards the end,

However, these alien races, as black as coal, only showed a moment of shock from being forced out of invisibility by Su Mo, then quickly returned to calmness.

They exchanged a glance, realizing that since stealing wasn’t an option, they would resort to outright robbery!

Each of them revealed a black dagger, and the next moment, they vanished amidst a distortion of light and shadow.

[Ding!]

The black dagger struck Su Mo’s eye, making a crisp ding sound.

Seeing their attack having no effect, the black creatures’ faces changed dramatically, and they immediately tried to escape.

But their speed was far too slow in front of Su Mo.

Su Mo raised his hand, clutching the opponent’s neck, and said expressionlessly:

"You stole my stuff, stabbed me in the eye, and now want to run? Isn’t it too late for that!"

As those words fell, nearly 1500 points of the Strength Attribute burst forth with ten times the critical hit, slamming him heavily into the ground.

[Boom!]

A massive explosion sounded as the alien’s body collided with the yellow sand, instantly turning into a cloud of blood mist.

The remaining two aliens’ faces turned wild with change, black smoke rolling from their bodies as they immediately tried to flee.

However, their pride in their speed was truly like a crawling insect to Su Mo.

With a slight bend of his knees, he sprinted forward, and in the next moment, Su Mo was right in front of them.

Grabbing their necks with one hand each, he violently collided them, and in an instant, flesh and blood flew.

"Hey, you said you weren’t a pervert. We’re eating, can’t you be a bit more civilized?"

Li Yuanhao looked at Su Mo with disgust, then waved a tiny hand in front of the bloody-smelling air, backing away two steps in helplessness.

Despite his words of disdain, he still tossed a large jug of water and a fresh roast duck to Su Mo: "Here, wash up and eat quickly, or someone else will come soon."

Hearing this, Su Mo looked at the huge marker above his head, took the items, nodded, and said nothing more.

He washed his hands with the water, tore off a duck leg from the roast duck, and had just taken a bite when an alien with wings swooped down towards Su Mo from the sky.

The expression on Su Mo’s face turned so dark it nearly dripped.

Seriously, won’t they let me eat in peace!

If you don’t want to let me eat, then your families should prepare for a feast!

With a flip of his hand, the food and water disappeared into his System Space.

The next moment, aliens had already rushed to his front, their target clear: the Professional Simulation Scroll tied to his waist.

If they managed to stay airborne, Su Mo would have no choice but to summon the Golden-winged Heaven-Swallowing Tiger for an aerial battle.

But since you’ve come down to die, then so be it!

[Boom!]

A punch shot out, the terrifying power issuing a massive sonic boom.

The approaching aliens didn’t even get the chance to brush by with mere injuries and still perish.

Because anyone Su Mo’s attacks hit all died.

During the time that followed, Su Mo’s location turned into a massive slaughterhouse.

Waves of aliens continuously surged in his direction, only to be entirely slaughtered by Su Mo.

Even some humans with no sense showed up during this time.

Some, upon seeing Su Mo chop through the aliens like chopping vegetables, wisely chose to withdraw.

Others, under the guise of protecting Su Mo, tried to get close, intending to ambush him.

But towards such individuals, Su Mo showed no mercy, killing them all.

Night fell.

In the yellow sandy desert that had reached over 80 degrees Celsius, temperatures had now dropped to below -20 degrees.

Under these harsh conditions and terrifying temperature fluctuations, it became difficult for the poorly prepared to survive, let alone deal with enemies.

By this time, Li Yuanhao had donned his thick winter clothes again, wrapping himself up like a little bear.

Yet in the bitter cold, his cheeks and hands were still flushed red.

"Su Mo, didn’t you bring clothes? You’re wearing so little. Aren’t you cold? How about this: I have some clothes you can wear."

As he spoke, Li Yuanhao took out piece after pink piece from his System Space, making Su Mo’s eyelids twitch. Before Li Yuanhao could take out more, Su Mo quickly replied, "No need, I’m not cold. If you’re cold, just wear it yourself."

"Really? I don’t believe you! You’re not an Ice Element Power User; how can you not be cold?"

Saying so, he lightly touched Su Mo’s arm.

Indeed, Su Mo’s body was not cold at all; instead, it emitted rolling heat.

Li Yuanhao felt like he had found a flame in the chilly winter winds.

At first, she warmed her hands on Su Mo’s body; eventually, she lay her entire body over him.

Su Mo turned to look at Li Yuanhao, clinging to him like a koala, feeling rather helpless.

She’s just a little girl; as much as I want to push her away and ignore her, I couldn’t be heartless.

After all, seeing how adorably silly she was, Su Mo really worried that if he left her alone, she might get sold and even help count the money.

But if you said she’s particularly nice, Su Mo also found her quite annoying.

Always calling him a pervert and constantly trying to climb on his back.

There was something that Su Mo hadn’t realized: His Absolute Defense allowed him to maintain a perfectly optimal condition at all times.

Even temperature-wise!

During the daytime, in over 80-degree heat, Su Mo’s body temperature stayed steadily at 36.5 degrees, making touching him as refreshing as eating an ice pop during the hottest part of summer.

Similarly, in the nighttime’s -20-degree chill, Su Mo’s body temperature remained stable.

So it wasn’t without reason that Li Yuanhao liked to cling to him.

Su Mo first pulled Li Yuanhao, clinging to him like an octopus, away, then took a tent out of his System Space and threw it on the ground, saying, "If you’re cold, go inside; stop clinging to me."

Seeing the tent Su Mo tossed out from his System Space, Li Yuanhao was utterly speechless.

She first looked at the tent on the ground, then turned to look at Su Mo with an expression like she was looking at an idiot, her eyes filled with sympathy.

The reason for Li Yuanhao’s expression was simple; a Level 10 Awakened’s System Space typically held only 10 cubic meters.

If the tent Su Mo had thrown out was packed away, it wouldn’t take up much space.

But this tent was already set up, only requiring fixing the four corners on the ground to go inside.

Such a thing already took up 3/4 of the System Space.

Looking at the tent lying on the ground, though feeling very cold, Li Yuanhao couldn’t help but say to Su Mo, "If I stay in your tent, won’t I also become an idiot like you?"