One Useless Rebirth-Chapter 189: Who Wears the Pants in the Family (3)

Translator: Sissy That Walk

“Sure.” Di Qiuhe nodded, and carried He Bai who was wrapping around him to the sofa and put him down, he scratched He Bai’s hair, “Grandpa indeed needs some securities even bodyguards for Fan House, who knows the lengths Di Bian would go. While we can take our time to look for some reliable ones.”

He Bai passed Di Qiuhe his phone and said, “Ask Xing Shaofeng to do it, we paid him good money for matters like this.”

A meaningful smile flashed across Di Qiuhe’s face, he asked, “You really trust this Xing Shaofeng, don’t you?”

He Bai gave him a sideways look, “Di Qiuhe, you are twenty three this year, Chinese age twenty four, yeah?”

Di Qiuhe frowned, “I’m too old for you?”

“Too naive for your age.” He Bai, whose real age was 30 something now, he sighed in his heart, he won the lottery, and he was travelling the world and living his best life when he was Di Qiuhe’s age in his previous life. And look at him now…

He told himself he might be stuck with this naive boy in front of him now for this life.

Di Qiuhe thought He Bai was provoking him, he was about to get back at him when he recalled this house was bought by He Bai, the pajama he was wearing was bought by He Bai, and now how dare he trying to get back at He Bai, who was basically his “sugar-hubby”.

“I’ll cook you sweet-sour pork for dinner, I promise it won’t be too sweet this time”, the revenge idea disappeared, he played nice to his puppy instead.

He Bai, who felt he was the one who wore the pants in the family, now nodded in satisfaction.

After the Di Bian drama, the two were in no mood going out for protections and lube, they cuddled to sleep.

The next morning, news had it that Jin Qunya was pregnant, that was why Di Bian and Jin Qunya suddenly planned to get married. Di Bian now had already lived with Jin Qunya under the same roof for some time now, Qin Li had confronted them several times.

Holidays were coming, netizens were not as passionate about these gossip news as before.

Di Qiuhe and He Bai send red packets as a thank you gift to their working team, then they moved into Fan House to celebrate new year with Fan Da.

Pasting red antithetical couplets on the door, cleaning the house, lighting candles, two kids who had not celebrated new year for so many years were doing the whole routine now, what a blast they were having.

Seeing the two kids running around the house, Fan Da smiled.

After another big snow, it was Spring Festival.

On Spring Festival Eve, Di Qiuhe and He Bai cooked for Fan Da, they talked and laughed with Fan Da after dinner and cuddled to sleep.

The two were suppressing themselves even though they packed protections and lube in their bags, but considering they were now living in Fan House, they decided they’d better behave themselves.

A chaste Spring Festival 😉

Soon they got the wedding invitations for Di Bian and Jin Qunya’s wedding.

“What’s wrong with Di Bian?” Looking at the invitations, He Bai exclaimed, “Grandpa and you both made it clear please leave you alone, even Assistant Wang called him after he paid that visit to our house, isn’t that clear enough? How dare he! He is inviting us to his wedding to create some drama?”

“Probably he wanted to put on a show to others to protect his manhood.” Di Qiuhe threw the wedding invitations to trash, “Who knows whether this wedding is going to take place or not? Di Bian drove Di Xiasong off the house, do you think Qin Li would just stand and watch the wedding going on smoothly?”

He Bai shot a look at the trash, and he looked at Di Qiuhe who showed a serious expression and asked, “Is Jin Qunya really pregnant?”

“Yup, apparently it’s a boy.” Di Qiuhe carried He Bai in his arms and put him on bed, gave him a kiss on the forehead, whispered by his ear, “Don’t mind them, I’m going back to work soon and your new semester starts soon, there are some unfinished business now needs to be finished.”

He Bai replied, “We just moved back, we haven’t even cleaned this house yet, plus it’s broad daylight now.”

“I love daylight.” Di Qiuhe bite He Bai on his ear, and his hand started to get busy, travelling all over on He Bai’s body, he smiled, “I’d like to see your face when we are doing it. Don’t worry, I’ll be very gentle.”

“Gentle doesn’t mean it’s not gonna be painful.” He Bai now was blushed, while he was fully aware finishing the unfinished business now was the only option, he even took off his clothes by himself, while he said in a low voice, “mind you if you are doing a terrible job, let’s keep it unfinished for the rest of your life.”

Di Qiuhe was startled by this threat, he muted He Bai with kisses.

The two virgins’ first time was not smooth, one was so painful, and one kept blaming the little movies he saw were all terribly misleading.

Seeing He Bai frowned, Di Qiuhe lowered his head and kept kissing him to make him feel better, he only continued when he sensed He Bai was getting relaxed.

Everything now was finally on the right track, and He Bai was moaning and enjoying it, when they were about to carry it all the way, the goddamn doorbell rang.

Di Qiuhe clenched his fists, he asked He Bai to lie down aside him and he covered He Bai’s ears before He Bai asked him to check on the door.

Hmm, Di Qiuhe was fully prepared, their first time was actually… pretty good.

At the gate, poor Xu Ying was waiting holding a photo album, “how odd, He Bai asked me to get him a copy of this album today and sent it here, but he doesn’t seem to be home, odd.”

Di Bian’s wedding ceremony took place several days later, He Bai was eating some porridge while checking the pics of the venue sent from Yi Jie. He Bai was hoping to see a show.

It was a grand wedding Di Qiuhe was throwing, he wanted to use this big wedding to create some good vibes for Huangdu. And Yi Jie, as the most popular actress, of course was invited.