My Whole Family Are Protagonists-Chapter 53 - The Cat Boss, One-Eyed Dragon

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Chapter 53 The Cat Boss, One-Eyed Dragon

According to the narration of the two fat cats, One-Eyed Dragon, the boss cat in this area, was active near some big trees at the edge of Jindu Manors community area.

The treetops of the big trees were outside the guardrail of the community. These wild cats could jump out of the fence through the treetops at any time and go outside of Jindu Manors to look for food.

When Ye Xinghui came here, he saw several cats standing on the treetops looking at him.

“Huh? Why is there a human here?”

“You must be here to pee again!”

“I guess he’s here to poop!”

Hearing the discussion among several cats, Ye Xinghui was speechless for a while.

Just when Ye Xinghui wanted to say something, he heard a cat meowing at him several times.

If Ye Xinghui couldn’t understand the cat’s words, he would definitely mistake it for a cat acting cute.

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But Ye Xinghui understood. The cat was asking Ye Xinghui, “Are you here to poop?”

After the cat asked the question, the cat standing next to it gave him a paw and said, “You are stupid, how can humans understand what we are saying!”

Just as the cat finished speaking, Ye Xinghui said, “I’m not here to pee or poop. To be precise, I never poop anywhere.”

Cats: ????

“Is this human talking to us?”

“It seems so!”

“Hey! Human, can you understand what we are saying?”

Ye Xinghui was speechless when he heard this. He felt that these cats were not as smart as the two fat cats in the morning.

In fact, it was normal if he were to think about it. If those two fat cats were too stupid, they wouldn’t have been able to keep themselves so fat by being cute.

“I can understand what you are saying. Call your boss, One-Eyed Dragon, out.”

When several cats on the treetop heard this, they first looked at each other, and then shouted to the top of the tree at the same time, “Boss, someone is looking for you.”

Ye Xinghui followed the cats’ gaze and saw a black cat with four white paws sleeping on the top of the tree.

He commented, “Dark clouds treading on snow?”

One-Eyed Dragon heard the cats meowing below, and he glanced back lazily.

When One-Eyed Dragon turned around, Ye Xinghui finally knew what it meant.

It’s not that this cat had only one eye, but the fur around the socket of one of his eyes was white, which can be said to be very asymmetrical, as if he was wearing an eyepatch.

“Human?” One-Eyed Dragon looked at Ye Xinghui and asked, “You can actually understand what we are saying. Are you a human-cat demon or monster?”

“No!” Ye Xinghui replied and thought to himself, ‘Why do these cats only know cat demons or cat monsters? Can’t there be cat gods?’

Seeing that this human being could actually understand his own words, One-Eyed Dragon stood up and jumped from the tree with great interest.

“Do you have a problem with me?” One-Eyed Dragon asked directly after coming down.

“I heard about you from the two fat cats at the entrance of the supermarket. They said you are the boss cat here?”

When One-Eyed Dragon heard this, he curled his lips and said, “Huh! It really doesn’t count as a cat boss. I just lead the dozens of wild cats in this area to live their lives.”

Having said this, One-Eyed Dragon suddenly made a shrill meow.

When Ye Xinghui heard it, he became a little confused as to what it was doing!

But soon, Ye Xinghui knew the reason for it, because, at this time, Ye Xinghui was already surrounded by twenty or thirty wild cats.

Ye Xinghui was a little surprised when he looked at the cats of different sizes and colors around him.

Unexpectedly, One-Eyed Dragon’s appeal was so strong. In just one or two minutes, he could summon more than twenty cats.

“Okay! You are just looking for me to ask me or my brothers for help, right? Tell me what benefits you can give and what help you need!”

Ye Xinghui: ???

“What the hell? This cat’s IQ is pretty good! It’s no worse than humans!”

Just when Ye Xinghui was completely surprised, he heard One-Eyed Dragon say again, “Hehehe! This is the first time I have seen a human being who can understand what we say. No matter what you come to us for, as long as it doesn’t affect our lives, me and my cats can help you, but… you have to provide us with enough food!”

In fact, One-Eyed Dragon’s idea was very simple. It was just to make a deal, and Ye Xinghui was the only human being who could make deals with cats like them. It would definitely seize the opportunity and strive for better benefits.

Ye Xinghui felt that the One-Eyed Dragon, the dark cloud treading on snow, in front of him was not simple.

Not only did it have a high IQ, but it was also very good at understanding situations. It was definitely a subordinate worthy of training.

“Okay! What I want you to do is very simple. It is to conduct patrols in and around this Jindu Manors community. If you find any dangerous people, tell me immediately! As for remuneration, I can give you cat food! You tell me the number. I will never bargain.”

After finishing his words, Ye Xinghui just looked at One-Eyed Dragon quietly.

The surrounding cats all started to make a noise when they heard Ye Xinghui say that there was cat food for them!

Only One-Eyed Dragon was thinking seriously.

One-Eyed Dragon was thinking about how many cats were needed to monitor the Jindu Manors community with cats!

One-Eyed Dragon had more than thirty cats under his command, and it was basically impossible to monitor the entire community.

After thinking for a while, One-Eyed Dragon said, “I don’t have enough cats, but as long as you give me enough cat food, I can recruit more!”

Ye Xinghui didn’t expect that One-Eyed Dragon was actually thinking about how many cats were needed to monitor the entire Jindu Manors community, instead of thinking about how much cat food he should need.

‘What the! It would be a shame for this cat to not become a human being!’

Thinking of this, Ye Xinghui said to the one-eyed dragon again, “There is no limit to the supply of cat food. As long as you can do it. What I care about is safety!”

“Good!” One-Eyed Dragon nodded and said, “Don’t worry, as long as there are people or strangers that we feel are dangerous, we will keep a close eye on them!”

…….

Ye Xinghui discussed with One-Eyed Dragon again how to deploy prevention and control issues, and decided to leave.

After walking a few steps, Ye Xinghui suddenly remembered that he still lacked an air force, and then turned around and asked again, “One-Eyed Dragon, do you know where the birds gather nearby?”

“Birds? Do you also want to ask birds to help you?”

“Yeah!” Ye Xinghui nodded and said, “I see there are a lot of sparrows nearby, but I feel like they only talk about food and are just not thinking about anything!”

“Sparrows are not good! Sparrows are not very intelligent. If you really want to find birds, I recommend you look for crows! Although crows are rare during the day, they will come out to look for food at night. Crows often fight with us, and they are more organized and disciplined than us!”

One-Eyed Dragon gave Ye Xinghui very pertinent advice.

Ye Xinghui nodded, asked about the crows’ activity area, and planned to leave.

But before leaving, Ye Xinghui opened his omniscient eye.

It was the first time he looked at an animal with his omniscient eye.

Ye Xinghui looked at One-Eyed Dragon who had turned around.

There was also a progress bar on the head of One-Eyed Dragon. The color of the progress bar was blue, which means that One-Eyed Dragon had a certain affection for him, but the progress was only more than 30%.