My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing-Chapter 250 - 146: True Castration for Humanity (Part 2)

"Right, right, right, it’s mine."

"The video in your phone is really perverted." The girl pursed her lips, her cheeks slightly blushing.

"..."

The chubby neighbor’s face instantly turned red.

He desperately wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Girl: "Can I borrow it for a few more days?"

Chubby neighbor: "?!!"

The girl shyly said: "The list that Chen Yu recommended to me, I haven’t... haven’t finished watching it."

Chubby neighbor: "(ΩДΩ)"

Girl blinking: "Is it okay?"

Chubby neighbor, dumbstruck as a wooden chicken: "Okay... okay..."

"Thank you." The girl took off her hat, revealing her title as a [Not-so-innocent Virgin] and gave the chubby neighbor a slight bow.

Then, clutching his phone, she walked into the restaurant.

For a long time, the chubby neighbor couldn’t snap back to reality.

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His brain was so jumbled that it was as if he had seen Ultraman.

Half an hour later.

The diplomatic squad, including the two team leaders, finished breakfast and assembled, heading towards the very center of the Law Enforcement City—the Law Enforcement Center.

The architectural style of the Law Enforcement Center wasn’t too outrageous, but neither was it completely normal.

Four half-beast-columns shot up from the ground, "bearing" a square box that was a kilometer long and wide.

Through Chen Yu’s eyes, no matter how you looked at it, it resembled "four people carrying a coffin."

"We’re here." The man in the Tang suit took half a step back, pointing to the square box building above: "That’s the Law Enforcement Center. It’s divided into East, South, West, North, and Central districts. Except for the Central district, each of the other districts has one hundred law enforcers stationed. That’s a total of four hundred enforcers."

"Does the Great Law Enforcer live in the Central district?" the young man in the duckbill cap asked.

"Correct," the elder nodded: "The Great Law Enforcer lives alone in the entire Central district. Today, I’ve arranged for you to meet with a subordinate law enforcer from the West district. You have only one hour to talk."

"What’s the content of the conversation?" Li Yao, who had been quiet, suddenly asked.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you," the young man turned around: "For the next five days, our central purpose in meeting with any law enforcer is to try and use their connections to get a meeting with the ’Great Law Enforcer.’ That’s also why we need to establish these connections with the law enforcers."

"Once we meet with the ’Great Law Enforcer,’ we’ll have the chance to stop the ’authorization letter’ from being issued," Chen summed up.

"Exactly," the young man nodded: "So the mission is very challenging."

The long-haired man as if going mad: "Outrageous! Hahaha! Me, weak?!"

"Your Highness, maybe we should leave this guy behind," suggested the man in the Tang suit: "Don’t let him come inside."

Young man: "I was thinking the same thing."

The Law Enforcement Center was governed by strict rules.

Although the man in the Tang suit was a consul at the human embassy in the Law Enforcement City, he had not received the necessary invitation and thus waited outside the door.

The young man in the duckbill cap then led Chen Yu, Li Yao, the chubby neighbor, and the heavily armored man inside the West district.

Following the hand-drawn map given by the man in the Tang suit, after numerous turns, they found the office of the subordinate law enforcer.

"****, **."

Outside the office, a non-human entity, particularly one with a face resembling a civet, stood in their way, chattering extensively.

"***." The young man bowed and returned a sentence before turning back to translate: "It says the law enforcer is sleeping and asked us to wait."

"Preposterous!" Chen Yu rolled up his sleeves: "Let me set a fire behind its house, and let’s see if it will get up!"

Everyone: "..."

"Chen Yu, ever since I met you, I have been pondering a question," the young man stroked his chin, his expression serious.

"What question?"

"Are you truly insane, or just acting insane?"

"If I’m acting insane, then I am truly insane," Chen Yu’s eyes were profound: "If I’m truly insane, then I’m just acting."

"Yu’s words," the chubby neighbor’s eyes sparkled: "Have quite a Zen-like quality!"

"Zen my ass!" the young man repressed his irritability: "Chen Yu, once we get inside, if you dare utter an extra word in front of the law enforcers, I’ll flay you! I’ll settle last night’s grudge too."

...

Another half hour passed.

Finally, the guard outside the office received orders, turned around, opened the door, and welcomed everyone in.

"Remember what I told you." The young man in the duckbill cap looked back to remind them: "Speak less, listen more. Don’t interrupt."

Everyone nodded.

The young man took a deep breath, struggling to calm the fluttering in his heart, and led the four of them into the office.

Inside, the décor was primarily in gold.

It looked lavish at first glance.

And there were numerous unique ornaments and pieces of furniture belonging to "human civilization."

On the golden table, fashioned from a cross-section of a giant tree (if it could be called a table), stood a "raccoon-like" member of an alien race.

Seeing Chen Yu and the others, the whiskers at its mouth twitched, "****, ***."

On hearing this, the young man was pleasantly surprised, "****!"

"***."

"****..."

Chen Yu said, "I can’t even get a word in edgewise."

"What are they saying?" asked the plump neighbor.

"Shh." Li Yao gestured for silence, "Quiet."

A cat and a human conversed like this for two minutes. The young man in the duckbill cap turned back excitedly, "The law enforcement officer knows human language, so we can converse in the human tongue." Enjoy exclusive chapters from novelbuddy

All present grew solemn.

In this world, there are over three thousand registered alien races.

And there are thousands of global languages and cultures represented.

The fact that the officer from the enforcement center understood human language and was even willing to converse in it

unquestionably relayed a very positive message—it held a certain fondness for humans.

At the very least, it was neutral.

"That’s wonderful," Chen Yu said cheerfully, "What should we say? How about performing a comic dialogue for the officer?"

The plump neighbor asked, "Which one should we do?"

Chen Yu suggested, "How about telling the story of your father smoking, drinking, and getting a perm?"

The plump neighbor complained, "Geez, always picking on me..."

The young man’s face darkened with annoyance, "You two shut up. What was I saying just now?"

Chen Yu remarked, "I was just trying to amuse the officer."

"My apologies, officer," the young man turned and bowed to the raccoon-like law enforcer, "These two are juvenile members of our species and don’t know any better. Please don’t mind them."

"I do not," said the raccoon-like law enforcer, maintaining its one-legged stance, surprisingly fluent in his speech, "That very fat one, I do not know. But this one, I know. He is called Chen Yu."

"Yes." The young man immediately nodded, "Chen Yu, say hello to the officer."

Chen Yu said nothing.

Seeing Chen Yu silent, the young man urged, "Say hello!"

Chen Yu retorted, "You told me not to talk."

The young man roared, "And you choose now to start obeying?!"

"Greetings, officer," Chen Yu bowed politely to the racoon-like enforcer, "I wish you eternal life, over and over again."

"The length of life is meaningless," the raccoon-like law enforcer waved its hand, "The pursuit of truth is the correct way of life."

Li Yao stepped forward a bit, whispering in Chen Yu’s ear, "Their species has lifespans of over a thousand years."

"Got it," Chen Yu nodded, "Rich people always claim they never care about money."

"Chen Yu, unprecedented with a dual ability," the raccoon-like officer finally touched ground and floated in midair, moving in front of Chen Yu, then turned to the young man, "It was me who had your people bring him here."

"Ah!" The young man in the duckbill cap realized, "So it was your arrangement."

"Thank the ’abominations’ of your species for informing me, allowing me to witness this once in a millennium miracle." The raccoon-like officer reached out its furry paw and pinched Chen Yu’s cheek, "I need him for research and experimentation."

The words barely ceased when it said to the young man, "Hand him over to me and I can arrange a meeting with the ’True God’ for you."

Upon these words being spoken,

everyone was shocked!

Now, even though everyone including the plump neighbor and Li Yao understood that the "diplomatic team" brought Chen Yu to "exchange" benefits with the enforcement center,

actually hearing this news was still a huge shock.

"Direct and to the point," Chen Yu suddenly smiled, "no beating around the bush."

As he spoke, he looked towards the young man beside him, firmly stating, "Your Highness, give the command. There’s no need to hesitate on this. Isn’t this the reason I came here..."

"Absolutely no problem!" The young man excitedly pulled out a set of metal ropes from his embrace, "Officer, do you need me to put a chastity belt... no, a power constraint lock on Chen Yu?"

Chen Yu said nothing.

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