Muscular Rabbits Legion: 'No one can escape from the novice village!'-Chapter 185 - 183: Mr. Ximen [Third Update]

Chapter 185: Chapter 183: Mr. Ximen [Third Update]

Yi Zheng was taken aback, “Again?”

In the distance, a pitiful little sheep slowly walked into the midst of the rabbits. With just one glance at him, he immediately curled up into a ball.

Seeing Yi Zheng, the little sheep ran over to him as if he’d seen a savior, yelling, “I… I… I am issuing a level 30 advancement quest.”

“Calm down, don’t be scared. They’re so fierce because they mistook you for that undying bastard of a Deceptive Beast. After all, that grandson is too damn cunning.”

As soon as Yi Zheng finished speaking, he saw a wisp of dark air rising above Yang Miemie’s head.

Resentment Value +100000!

Yi Zheng looked at the Resentment, then gently touched Yang Miemie’s horns with a grin that gradually turned ferocious. The next moment, he snatched up a Carrot, “Let’s get him!”

“Roar!” The rabbits around him charged all at once.

The sheep’s horns were grabbed, making it hard for the Deceptive Beast to escape. Soon, he was hit with all sorts of weapons and with a bang turned into a yellow paper man on the ground. It was the Substitute Technique again!

“Smack!”

Yi Zheng stepped hard on the yellow paper man, cursing, “You dead rabbit… No, dead Deceptive Beast, still trying to deceive me? Sooner or later, I’ll kill you!”

In the distance, a rabbit with a grass crown handcrafted from leaves and wearing grass on its body peeked out from a burrow, grinning mischievously at the distant battle, “Wow, how bizarre. Even the Divine Beasts can’t see through my Transformation, so why can this rabbit always see through me? That doesn’t make sense; my impersonation of Yang Miemie is flawless!”

Then the Deceptive Beast sank into thought, considering whether there was anything amiss with his appearance, his tone of voice, his gaze, and even down to the pronunciation of each word. But in the end, he couldn’t detect any flaw in his act.

“Damn it, this rabbit is tough to deceive!” For the first time, the Deceptive Beast started to doubt his own skills.

The army continued to advance, and after a while, Zi Dan came running again.

“Boss, Yang Miemie is here again!”

Seeing the cautious, woeful little sheep, Yi Zheng greeted him with a chuckle, reaching out for a handshake while holding a Carrot behind his back, saying, “Yang Miemie, long time no see.”

Yang Miemie eyed Yi Zheng suspiciously, “Haven’t we met already?”

At this, Yi Zheng’s grip tightened, and the rabbits around him gripped their weapons almost simultaneously.

Yi Zheng asked, “Met already? When did we meet?”

Yang Miemie replied, “An hour ago. I went to find you, and I ran into you halfway there. I told you about issuing a level 30 advancement quest, but you said you didn’t want to advance and told me to get lost…”

At this, Yang Miemie’s face was full of grievance.

The rabbits around Yi Zheng all had question marks over their heads; they were certain Yi Zheng hadn’t left the army at all.

Yi Zheng said, “Don’t feel wronged, Yang Miemie. Just now, another guy posing as you came to me wanting to issue a quest.”

“Who?” Yang Miemie inquired.

Yi Zheng replied, “A dead ugly, dead ugly rabbit with an exceptionally crappy deceiving technique. Everyone calls him Deceptive Beast. I call him a darling grandson.”

After saying this, Yi Zheng stared at Yang Miemie before him. Yang Miemie gaped in surprise, yet showed not a hint of resentment, “There’s someone like that? But why would he want to deceive me? Never mind, the deception is done; I’ll just issue you the quest.”

Seeing the pureness in Yang Miemie’s eyes, Yi Zheng realized this must be the real one.

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Otherwise, with Deceptive Beast’s pettiness and fiery temper, he would have been seething with Resentment after being cursed like that.

Yi Zheng said, “Go on, what’s the task.”

Yang Miemie replied, “This time it’s a specified boss. A hundred and fifty kilometers from here on Liangyang Mountain, there’s a bandit stronghold. You need to defeat the level 30 boss, the Long-Armed Fist Wudun, the third boss of Liangyang Mountain, to advance.”

“Ding! Level 30 advancement task: Defeat the Level 30 boss of Liangyang Mountain, the Third of the Three Brothers, Wudun of the Long-Armed Fist. Click to view details. Do you accept?”

Yi Zheng carefully examined the system’s description, and after confirming there were no issues, he clicked accept.

From then on, Yi Zheng was certain that Yang Miemie was a real little sheep, not a son of a Deceptive Beast.

To avoid trouble and not give any opportunities to the Deceptive Beasts, Yi Zheng invited Yang Miemie to join him in exterminating the bandits.

Although Yang Miemie kept shouting that she didn’t want to go, was too scared to go, and was afraid, her body was very honestly being carried away forcibly by a rabbit…

On the way, Yi Zheng stuffed Yang Miemie with a lot of tasty treats to calm the timid sheep.

Meanwhile, a Deceptive Beast watched the departing rabbit army, clicking his tongue and muttered, “Damn rabbits are really freaking cautious. Seems like I’ll have to wait for another chance…”

Then, shaking his head and wagging his tail, he walked off, muttering to himself, “Where did it go wrong? How did he figure out which one was real? This is a problem… Hate it, so hateful. Damn it, just thinking about that smug rabbit’s face makes me annoyed…”

Atop Liangyang Mountain, within Liangyang Stronghold, a bald, one-eyed man sat on the watchtower drinking liquor, holding a book, watching the sunset, and couldn’t help feeling poetically inspired:

“Ah!

Twilight!

Sunset!

A jar of wine!

Macho men!

Like me!

Reading ‘Spring and Autumn’!”

Then he glanced at the contents of the book and continued reading aloud, “So Mr. Ximen saw the young lady reclining on the bed, unable to contain the restlessness in his heart, he hastily took off his pants, and then…”

The one-eyed bald man’s breathing quickened, his face flushed red, and finally, with his eyes bulging out, he roared, “Who the hell tore out the rest of it? Come out!”

In a thatched outhouse behind the stronghold, there was a splash as if someone had fallen into the toilet.

“Damn it, do they think I won’t be able to read it if they tear it? Someone, bring me a pen! I, the Third Brother, will continue it myself!”

In a while, a little bandit brought the pen and ink up, and the one-eyed brute began to write with a brush, “Mr. Ximen took off his pants, pulled out a kitchen knife, and held it to the young lady’s throat, bellowing, ‘Hand over all your money!'”

#￥@%…

The one-eyed brute was enjoying his writing when suddenly, a little bandit ran back howling and crying, shouting as he ran, “Third Brother, disaster strikes, rabbits are attacking!”

Upon hearing this, Wudun was stunned, “What did you say?”

“Rabbits, a whole lot of rabbits!” The little bandit was yelling with snot and tears streaming.

Wudun immediately threw a big slapping ear at him, “You get scared pissless by a bunch of rabbits? You good-for-nothing!”

The little bandit explained, “Third Brother, those aren’t little rabbits, that rabbit’s huge!”

Slap!

Wudun backhanded another slap across the face, “How big can it be? Can it be bigger than me?”

Wudun straightened his back; he was indeed almost one meter ninety tall, truly a towering figure.

Just then, a dark shadow descended from the sky and thumped to the ground right in front of him.