Muscular Rabbits Legion: 'No one can escape from the novice village!'-Chapter 103 - Rabbit Teaches Again [Fourth Update]

Chapter 103: Chapter 103 Rabbit Teaches Again [Fourth Update]

The fatty, failing to coax anyone, decided to take matters into his own hands—what if he actually succeeded?

After all, he was not willing to be stuck in Newbie Village forever.

Thus, the fatty Xu Dong took a deep breath and bellowed, “You little chick, Grandpa is coming for you!”

Xu Dong stepped out of Newbie Village and swung his wooden sword down at a Little Rabbit.

Just at that moment, the Little Rabbit suddenly raised its head with its wings uplifted!

Smack!

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“Holy crap, catching the blade with its bare hands?!” The fatty was stunned.

The next moment he felt a Giant Power coming at him, his wooden sword uncontrollably snatched away by the Little Rabbit, which then leaped up and directed a sword thrust right at his crotch!

Ow!

After a scream, Xu Dong’s vision turned pitch black.

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Standing in the darkness, Xu Dong wailed to the heavens, “This can’t be, right? I can’t even beat a little chick? System, come out here! We need to have a talk. This is just too much bullying! No, this is way too insulting!”

It wasn’t just the fatty who felt this way, but other players from Newbie Village No. 1 as well. Those who had tested and retested at least got bullied by towering two-meter-tall, muscle-bound Rabbits. Even though they were also bullied by level 1 Rabbits, at least that was somewhat understandable.

But them? Being bullied by a bunch of chicklets and bunnylets, how could they not feel utterly embarrassed when speaking of it?

“I thought the bug in Newbie Village No. 1 was fixed, and we’d get some perks, with even the Rabbits being smaller. Turns out, it’s even more disgusting now!” complained a player.

“Just a random hit, eighteen hundred Blood Volume, you hear me? I’m just a level 1, weak, helpless player, and my max Blood Volume is barely over four hundred! He hits me with an Attack Power of eighteen hundred, seriously?”

“Eighteen hundred in one hit? Doesn’t that mean its Attribute is several hundred? Even Reincarnation Players in the big city wouldn’t be able to beat them, right? The system places them in Newbie Village? It clearly has no intention of letting us get out!”

“Killing someone should never go beyond necessary, the system is outright humiliating us by doing this!”

“Exactly, I was planning to Upgrade quickly, then join my brothers in the Wolf Pack. Now look at me, I’m stuck in jail. The system really is a piece of work, tossing those Furry Ball Monsters at us to gross us out. Damn it, I say it would’ve been better if they had just replaced them with those big Rabbits!”

As the words were spoken, a rumbling sound came from afar. Everyone looked up curiously and gazed into the distance.

They saw a white wave rolling in from the horizon.

As it neared, the players’ faces darkened, seeing a large group of two-meter-tall, muscle-bound Giant Rabbits charging towards them.

Some were running, some were riding wolves, some were riding Wild Boars holding Big Sabers…

The sight was overwhelmingly horrifying.

Most bizarre was the front-runner: a chariot made of bones, pulled by two skeletal warhorses, with a Skeleton and a Zombie handling the reins. Behind the chariot was a ferocious tiger, upon which was mounted a Wild Boar, which in turn was ridden by a fierce Rabbit wearing a black bandana that seemed to twitch now and then.

“Who the hell said it’d be better to have Giant Rabbits?” someone roared back in anger.

“I was just saying…” the previous speaker replied weakly.

“The system is using action to tell you what ‘wishes coming true’ really means,” someone said with a sobbing tone.

“Bad Mouth, keep your mouth shut from now on. By the way, which guild were you planning on joining?”

“Wolf Pack…”

“From now on, anyone from the Wolf Pack better shut up.”

The other side, not convinced, said, “I think it’s just a coincidence… Actually, it’s not a big deal even if the big Rabbits come. I’ve heard from beta testers that these rabbits use other wild monsters as weapons, and overall, they’re probably a bit better than these little Rabbits… At least they don’t use weapons to chop at us.”

No sooner had the words left his mouth than those rabbits came to a halt at the entrance of the village.

Then those little Rabbits, little chicks, and such rushed over, crying out, “Daddy daddy…”

The big Rabbits followed suit, pulling out weapons from their mouths and tossing them over. In no time, the group of little chicks, little Rabbits, and the like each had a big saber or great sword slung over their shoulders. Then they looked towards Newbie Village in unison, the corners of their mouths turning up to reveal a fierce, brutal smirk.

The players were in utter despair…

The player who had spoken earlier wanted to say something but was immediately silenced by everyone else, who, with tearful voices, said, “We beg you, and we beg all the brothers and sisters present. If you want to join the Wolf Pack, we won’t stop you, but please watch your mouth. Iron-Blood of the Wolf Pack is infamous for having a bad mouth… Our days are already hard enough; we can’t afford to make things worse!”

Everyone fell silent…

At this very moment, Yi Zheng had just finished listening to those little Rabbits recounting their tale of wiping out players.

Yi Zheng exclaimed, “Goodness, you guys can use strategy now? Who taught you that?”

Zi Xing said, “While you were away, we told these Furry Ball Monsters bedtime stories. But they didn’t enjoy tales of rabbits eating grass, so we simply told them about how you led your brothers in slashing through Newbie Village.”

Yi Zheng was even more astonished. He had never imagined that the big Rabbits, with their single-track minds, could produce little Rabbits capable of learning and applying knowledge. Truly, the pupil outdid the master. He was filled with expectations for the Rabbits’ future.

At the same time, Yi Zheng also became intrigued, “Let’s go, back home. Today, your boss is going to teach you something new!”

Upon hearing that Yi Zheng was going to teach, all the Rabbits perked up their ears, and the other wild monsters also stretched their necks curiously.

And so, an army of eight hundred thousand marched mightily away to attend Yi Zheng’s lecture.

As for the players, they sat in Newbie Village, idly in the breeze, yawning, with blank expressions on their faces…

Clap clap!

Yi Zheng knocked on the blackboard and said, “Look at the blackboard, no slacking off! You group of Rabbit whelps, stand properly!”

A group of little Rabbits, armed with axes and big sabers ready for a scrap, immediately settled down.

Yi Zheng cleared his throat and said, “I’ve told you stories about Kongzi before, but Kongzi has too many tales for me to cover in a short time.

Moreover, Kongzi the Elder established rules, and his stories are indeed worthy examples for all to learn from, but they are not military strategies.

Starting today, I will teach you about military strategy!”

Then, Yi Zheng was about to write “The Art of War by Sun Tzu” on the blackboard, but he gave up. He knew his subordinates too well; if he taught them in the usual manner, no one would listen, and they’d all fall asleep in no time.

So, Yi Zheng asked, “What’s important in a fight?”

“Take him down!” Zi Gong shouted.

Yi Zheng gestured for him to sit down, “Yes, taking him down requires a method.

As they say, to defeat someone, one must use cunning.

Fighting head-on is risky; a sneak attack from behind is safer.

A sneak attack from behind is not as good as a group fight, and a group fight isn’t as effective as a collective sneak attack.

What if the enemy doesn’t let you sneak attack?

Feign weakness to deceive them into leaving their lair, then we ambush them…”