MTL - The Melon-eating Swordsman In the Ancient Dragon World-Chapter 29 You Longsheng’s scolding was really unpleasant.

Chapter 29 You Longsheng’s scolding was really unpleasant

 “Here we come!” You Longsheng said calmly.

 “Stop!” Master Xinmei shouted sharply.

The driver hurriedly pulled the reins, and the carriage slowly stopped. Duan Qian Fengwan in front and the four monks behind gathered around the carriage.

“Master, what’s going on?” Duan Qian asked.

 The curtain of the carriage was opened, and You Longsheng got out of the carriage first. Looking around, he found that there was no one in front of or behind the road, and there were dense woods on both sides.

At this time, the sky was already dark, which was a good time to take action.

Master Xinmei also stepped out of the carriage and looked around, "Is this the battlefield prepared by the Five Poison Boys?"

As soon as these words came out, Duan Qianfengwan and the four monks all changed their expressions.

They have all witnessed Tian Qi’s various temptations in the past three days, and they are extremely afraid of the Five Poison Boy.

Even though they seemed to have nothing to do now, without the pancakes and meat strips prepared by You Longsheng in advance, they would have no power to resist even if they were not dead.

No wonder there is no record of the Five Poison Boys appearing. I can only say that they really deserve their reputation.

But are they about to see the true form of the Five Poison Boy now?

The sound of the bamboo flute suddenly sounded deep in the woods. The next moment, a "rustling" sound was heard, and then everyone saw countless black shadows, big or small, long or short, appearing in the woods.

 “Poisonous insect!”

 “So many poisonous insects!”

The snow is covered with colorful poisonous snakes, red or black centipedes, black and white transparent scorpions, colorful spiders, toads with abscesses on their backs, twisted crawling lizards, dense golden silkworms...

besides…

 A strange, poisonous insect that looks like an insect but not an insect, and looks like a snake but not a snake. It is ugly and weird, and it walks in a wriggling manner.

Duan Qian’s face was extremely ugly, and Feng Wan vomited it out immediately.

At this time, the carriage was in the middle of the road, surrounded by grass and snow, and it was more than ten feet away from the woods. They had no place to run, and everywhere they stopped was full of poisonous insects.

Just looking at the appearance of those poisonous insects, you can tell that as long as they are bitten, they are basically waiting to die.

"Five Poison Boy!" Tian Qi never expected that Wu Du Boy still didn't show up, but he prepared such a big gift for them.

"You are quite cautious, but do you think you can escape this way?"

　　A sharp and strange voice sounded in the woods, "So far, three hundred and ninety-two people have died in my hands. As long as they are targeted by me, there is no precedent for escaping."

This voice was so erratic that it was impossible to tell where it was coming from.

 Tian Qi’s face was ugly, or rather, his face had never looked good during the whole journey. In a short period of time, Tian Qi, who had a smile on his face, was hard to stop smiling.

Li Xunhuan also stepped out of the carriage at this time and looked around, "Since you want the life of me, a romantic Tanhua, why don't you dare to show up?"

"Not just you, but all the people who died by my hands, don't talk about my appearance, they can't even see my shadow!"

The voice chuckled and said, "Li Xunhuan, I know your flying knife is powerful, but you can't even see my shadow, how can you kill me? I have prepared more than 8,000 poisonous insects for you, but I want See if your throwing knife can kill them all."

Li Xunhuan said calmly, "To be honest, I don't want to see you either. I heard that Your Excellency is a dwarf and is too ugly to see people, so you should continue to hide it. I'm afraid that if I really see you, I will be so disgusted that I will vomit." ”

After a long while, I heard the Wudu boy say viciously, "If I let you die before dawn, I will be sorry for you."

 The next moment, the bamboo flute sounded, and the poisonous insects all around were crawling faster. Everyone's expressions were gloomy, and the coachman was so frightened that he climbed onto the roof of the car. Master Xinmei clasped his hands together, and Tian Qi took out the soft stick from his waist, but the two of them actually looked at You Longsheng.

 “What are you looking at me doing?” You Longsheng looked confused.

Master Xinmei was a little embarrassed, but Tian Qize said bitterly, "You foresaw Yi Lai's coming, killed him, and prepared pancakes and dried meat in advance. What should we do now?"

It has to be said that You Longsheng's performance along the way is amazing. Even Li Xunhuan has to admire him. Although he is confident that he can judge whether the food is poisonous, he still has to wait until he is about to eat it. At least he will definitely not be able to save it. others.

At this time, the Five Poison Boys came with an army of poisonous insects. He also wanted to see if You Longsheng could still survive safely.

 If that doesn’t work…

“Death in the mouth of a swarm of poisonous insects is quite a novel way to die.” Li Xunhuan said lazily.

Tian Qi glared at Li Xunhuan.

You Longsheng shrugged, "It seems that Mr. Tian Qi still doesn't want to die?"

 “Nonsense!”

“Then you still haven’t unlocked Li Tanhua’s acupuncture points?”

Tian Qi glared at You Longsheng, "There are eight thousand poisonous insects. Even if Li Xunhuan's acupuncture points are opened at this time, can he still kill these poisonous insects one by one with a flying knife?"

You Longsheng nodded, "As long as you unlock his acupuncture points, I will be sure to get us out of trouble."

"Hehehehe, the little kid from Hidden Sword Villa is boasting. If Li Xunhuan had been fine earlier, he might have been able to escape before my army of poisonous insects surrounded you. But at this time, I have already surrounded you. Even if he was in his prime, he would still be able to escape. How can it be done?”

Tian Qi’s cheeks twitched.

He is proficient in acupuncture techniques, and his internal strength is also extraordinary. The acupoints he clicks are not easy to unlock. Others have to spend more or less effort to unlock them.

Of course, it’s not that You Longsheng and Master Xinmei can’t figure it out, it’s simply because this acupoint belonged to him, Tian Qidian, and they didn’t break up at this time. Anyway, they were still traveling together, and it was to give him face.

 But now You Longsheng had finished his words. Tian Qi would be too ignorant if he didn't help Li Xunhuan.

So Tian Qi concentrated his right hand and slapped Li Xunhuan repeatedly, finally unlocking his acupuncture points.

Clenched his teeth, Tian Qi took out a few more knives from his arms and stuffed them into Li Xunhuan's hand. Then he immediately turned back and didn't even look at him again.

“Okay, the acupuncture points have been resolved, what should we do now?” Tian Qi asked.

 You Longsheng shrugged, "Now... of course we are counting on Xiao Li's flying dagger, which we will never miss!"

After the words fell, You Longsheng looked at the countless poisonous insects close at hand and cursed loudly, "The Five Poison Boys of Miaojiang Paradise Cave are just an ugly and invisible dwarf, with a winter melon head, triangular eyes, an upturned nose, wind-catching ears, and a **** basin. Big mouth, only three big teeth and half of the tongue!”

 Everybody:〣(Δ)〣

“He is not only an ugly dwarf, but also a eunuch. His **** is only half an inch long, and his crotch can get wet in the wind!”

 Everybody: Σ(°△°|||)︴

“He can only use the back if he doesn’t need the front. He has four dwarf apprentices just to help him clear his intestines!”

 Everyone:!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

The voice of the Five Poison Boy was sharp and distorted, "You Longsheng, don't worry, if I let you die comfortably, I will..."

Before he finished speaking, the sword flashed!

 (End of this chapter)