MTL - My Aunt is Three and a Half Years Old. She Holds a Milk Bottle and Tells Fortunes. the Whole Internet Loves Her.-Chapter 659 God **** thief

Chapter 659 God **** thief

"Yes, because you are destined to me, you won the prize." Mianmian said seriously, "So tell me, what do you want to count?"

After hearing what Mianmian said, Huang Lian looked up at the sky. When he looked at the screen again, he asked very seriously: "I would like to ask my aunt to help me calculate. Can I be reincarnated as a fish in my next life?"

　　　[Damn, there is something in the calculation of this destined person. I have never seen anyone who said that he will calculate his next life. ]

　　[No, there is something wrong with what you said. This destined person wants to commit suicide. Call the police! ]

　　[My God, isn’t this a problem for my little aunt? My sister-in-law, please advise him, it’s better to die than to live. Didn’t I say that before? The underworld is also very busy now. ]

Netizens are very worried. They have already guessed whether the destined person Huang Lian has suicidal thoughts, and they all want to ask Mianmian to persuade her.

A pair of eyes fell on the little **** on the screen, but they heard the little **** ask seriously: "Do you really want to be reincarnated as a fish? How about we reincarnate as separate people? Fishes can only stay in the water. Woolen cloth."

Huang Lian seemed to be shocked by Mianmian's statement and opened his mouth and said "ah".

He stared at the fish feeding not far away in the lake and hesitated for a moment: "I, I, let me think about it again?"

 The destined person was actually so persuaded that he began to want to be reincarnated into other animals?

Netizens found it incredible and were speechless.

I saw the destined person Huang Lian thinking again and again, then raised his head and said: "Then I can be a bird, that's not bad."

"Okay, then I will do this for you. No need to calculate, Mianmian can just help you and let you reincarnate as a bird." Mianmian laughed very happily, "There is still a long, long queue to reincarnate as an adult, but reincarnation Birds mature very quickly. If you go down today, you will be reincarnated tomorrow. If you die just after birth, you can continue to be reincarnated very quickly."

 Huang Lian's expression changed instantly.

 He was very serious about making arrangements for his next life, so he contacted his sister-in-law in a desperate mood! Why does it sound like being an animal in your next life will be a disaster?

 “Then I’ll change it.”

Just then, a hare rushed past Coptis chinensis.

 He said seriously: "Then I will be reincarnated as a hare."

Mianmian nodded: "Hare is not bad either. Everyone talked about the need for animal protection laws before. Mianmian even searched for information about animals. Now the country advocates not eating wild animals, so you may not be caught if you are a hare. Go and eat. But hares have many natural enemies, such as weasels and snakes. They all eat hares, so you should be reincarnated soon."

 The expression on Coptis chinensis became more and more as if he had eaten Coptis chinensis and felt as bitter as eating it.

 He thought about it carefully, and then said another animal: "Then I will be reincarnated into the Panda Group?"

Mianmian shook his head: "Panda, you are not ranked. According to the current level of animal welfare, pandas, as national treasures, have the best life. Reincarnation as a panda requires a certain amount of merit. You don't have much merit, and you won't have any after death. Future generations will burn paper money for you, but you will not be reincarnated as a panda. Even if you are reincarnated successfully, you may be a wild or... ill-fated panda."

　This sentence suddenly made the netizens in the live broadcast room break their defenses together!

[Good guy, pandas have a high status, so being reincarnated into a panda depends on merit? Then wouldn’t it be possible for me to be a panda in my next life? ]

　　[So, other protected animals can’t do it either, **** it! The mortality rate of ordinary animals is indeed very high. ]

  [What about the families of the Five Immortals? Oh, okay, I seem to have asked a stupid question. The Five Immortals have no merit and virtue, and they probably can’t practice, or will they die? ]

Huang Lian saw that netizens had thought about everything he was thinking about, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Then I won't be reincarnated. I will go to the underworld to be a ghost."

Mianmian nodded: "That's okay, but you are alone, no one will give you paper money, and you can't buy a place to live in the underworld, so while you are waiting in line to be reincarnated, you have to live in a homeless ghost shelter. "

This Nangui Asylum doesn’t sound like a good place.

Huang Lian had nothing to say: "I failed as a human being and have no place to live. I also failed as a ghost. I have no place to live, right? Then what else can I do? My sister-in-law, why don't you find a way to make me lose my soul?"

"Being beaten to death is a punishment. You didn't make a mistake. Mianmian can't use lynching. Mianmian will be punished." Huang Lian stopped talking completely and stared at Mianmian. There was some anger in his eyes, but he looked a lot more angry than before. angry.

 Seeing that Huang Lian was angry, Mianmian didn't say anything and stared at Huang Lian with big eyes.

 When animals look at each other, their anger value will increase.

 The same thing happens when people look at each other.

Even though Mianmian is very cute, Huang Lian, whose idea of ​​reincarnation has always been rejected, now doesn't feel Mianmian's cuteness, and instead feels more and more angry.

 Why? Why is he doing so poorly?

If you follow what my sister-in-law said, everything should be done with merit, and he has done a lot of good things! He is obviously kind-hearted, so why do bad things always happen to him?

His parents died in a car accident, so he worked as a study student and went to a chef school. He has an amazing talent in cooking and has won first place in various competitions. With a good reputation, he finally managed to get ahead, but he was stabbed in the back by his brothers and his food was stolen and sold to his rivals.

 The first place was gone, and he was also accused of plagiarism.

He wanted to ask his brother for details, but he saw his girlfriend's underwear at his brother's house. When Angry and Sad returned home, he fell down on the road and unfortunately lost his sense of taste.

 The chef has lost his sense of taste and still cooks crappy food. He went to many doctors to treat him, but none was cured.

 At this point, talent becomes a drag. Because he really doesn't have the talent to do other things. He will have problems with everything he does and will be fired. He won't be able to work for long at all.

The house is gone, the money is gone, and at the age of 30, I have nothing. I sleep on the street every day and am ridiculed by others.

 Now it is even more impossible to live, not even to die.

If mortals can become immortals, does that mean there really is a God? What did God want him to do? Is there something wrong?

"God **** it, God **** it." Huang Lian suddenly shouted, stood up and threw his cell phone to the ground.

 According to his strength, the phone would fall into the lake without breaking.

 But the phone happened to fall on a ball of grass and bounced twice, but nothing happened.

 The audience in the live broadcast room was forced to experience the sight of falling to the ground, and every one of them was speechless. Together with Mianmian, they listened to Huang Lian going crazy, listening to Huang Lian curse God and everyone.

Huang Lian went crazy like this for a while, suddenly gasping for air, picked up the phone, and asked Mianmian: "Can I change the question? I'm not going to be reincarnated anymore. I have a problem with my taste nerve. Can you help me?" I'll be cured? I can't **** expect it in the next life, but I can expect it to turn around in this life, right?"

 Actually, this is what Mianmian was waiting for.

She bared her teeth and smiled at Huang Lian, nodding happily: "Of course, you can figure it out~"

 (End of this chapter)