MTL - Mixed In the United States As a Local Tyrant-Chapter 79 all kinds of nonsense

  Chapter 79 All kinds of nonsense

Back then, there were three of the four good friends in the dormitory: the eldest brother Xiangyang and his gentle and cute daughter-in-law Ji Xiaoyan; Talking about Ji Min, now the only thing missing is Wang Le, the second child who likes to be late the most.

  Everyone chatted and laughed at the door, revisiting the past, Wang Le finally arrived, this guy didn't show his face last time, this time when the car stopped, he actually pulled a half-race beauty with long hair down to his waist.

   "Hi, you guys!" Wang Lexiong pulled Niu towards the crowd.

  Everyone despised him and pulled him aside. This time it was An Feng's turn to ask: "Quickly tell me! Did you rent it?"

  The stinky **** stared at Wang Le unhappily, and their eyes gave him bursts of pressure. He laughed: "Do you think it's worth renting a rich and handsome brother?"

   "It's doubtful." Xiang Yang said.

   "Take your personality as an example." Wu Chao said.

   "Eighty nine is close to ten." An Feng added.

  Wang Le was furious: "What kind of mentality do you **** have! Lisa was the one I met on the plane back home after I went to California to talk to my third son about business last time."

   "I thought there was some twists and turns in the story." Everyone returned disappointed and ignored him.

  The love story prepared by Wang Le quickly lost the audience.

  However, Lisa is quite beautiful, her face looks like she is of mixed race, her Chinese is good, and her English is more fluent. In this case, it is likely to be ABC.

  After everyone arrived, everyone drove into the coffee shop and chose the largest private seat. If there is an order... An Feng is glad that he brought the girl here.

   They are all their own people, and they have nothing to say. Back then they used washbasins to eat collective instant noodles, and they were almost destroyed by the knife tower for three generations of bread-eating little princes. Now everyone has transformed, either with a career or a family. Naturally, this topic needs to be upgraded. Talk about life, talk about ideals.

The boss, Xiangyang, started: "It is estimated that the third child has changed the most. A few years ago, he was so low-key. I thought he was stimulated after the breakup. I didn't recommend him a high-paying job. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. That’s called recharging your energy, getting ready to go, and running to the United States to become a landlord in a blink of an eye!”

   "Congratulations!" Everyone toasted coffee.

  An Feng smiled and cupped his hands: "It's just a small vineyard."

  Wu Chao despised him: "Don't believe him, this guy occupies more than 360 acres of land, and if it is in China, it will be multiplied by six, and the proper 2,000 acres, do you think it is small for growing grapes?"

   "Fight the local tyrant!" Everyone's anger turned into fists and claws.

  An Feng dodged a few fists and claws, and fought back with a smile. Men basically say what they think of, especially when it comes to girls, everyone has something to say.

  The boss is the boss, and the questions he asks all have double meanings: "Is there 'what the hell'?"

  The ladies were all puzzled. Ji Min, who was a little unscrupulous, wanted to laugh but held back, but the more corrupt she was, the more serious she acted.

  An Feng laughed happily.

  Wu Chao and Wang Le looked at each other, Wang Le said: "You look down on our youngest's strength too much!"

  Wu Chao said with a smile: "The first place in the 7 dormitory competition is not for nothing. At the beginning, we said that this guy should go out and harm Yanmar. I didn't expect the joke to come true."

   "Thanks to everyone's care!" An Feng said modestly.

   "So it is!" Ji Min and Ji Xiaoyan, who could understand the special meaning of Chinese, both suddenly realized.

   "What exactly do you mean?" The mixed race Lisa asked Wang Le.

   "What are you talking about?" Katilina, who was of mixed Western blood, couldn't understand the whole process. Fortunately, Lisa was on the same side as her. She said, "They seem to be discussing something very interesting."

The men were vague in a few words, and finally Xiang Yang changed the topic: "Let's not talk about that, let's talk about where to hold a bachelor party at night. You see, there are only eight of us. Since there are not many people, why don't we Don't distinguish between men and women, let's form a team together?"

  Everyone agreed to the proposal. There are few people and there is no place to go during the Spring Festival. It would be even more fun to separate. Then they chatted about other topics, basically all about An Feng, who made his change the most surprising, everyone was very curious about his experience.

  An Feng said some random facts, his own creativity, etc. Anyway, no one can suspect anything about his mental activities. At most, he is like the guy who accidentally became a math genius after being knocked on the head in the United States last time. The facts are there, but you just can't explain them in the language of science.

An Feng thought about it and said: "I invest in these industries with great potential. I am confident, so if you have any ideas or want to see the outside world, you can come to me. The current situation is: there are many ideas, but the manpower Insufficient, can use one is one!"

   Several industries under An Feng are severely understaffed, and Americans are actually lazy. They ask for enough vacations and salary increases... They ask for all kinds of good treatment, but they don't want to work more. Some unemployed Americans in the west often call the Chinese to take their jobs, but in reality? Even if there are no Chinese, this gang of devils will not do those jobs like washing dishes.

But everyone has no such long-term plans for the time being, mainly because they are not familiar with foreign countries, and there are too many worries at home. Only a family like Wang Le with an outstanding heir can run around the world with his unrestrained conditions... Finished talking about life , They went together to hold a bachelor party.

  The rhythm is not as chaotic as it was in Las Vegas last time. At least no one invited strippers and acrobats to perform, and no one smoked with big = hemp in their mouths. I just drank beer and sang songs, and then went back to each other, waking up late the next day, and was busy preparing for the class reunion and wedding banquet.

  An Feng did not bring much luggage for this trip, because he felt that as long as he had money, there was no need to bring a lot of luggage to trouble himself, so he went shopping with Katilina early and continued to show off. This time I mainly changed the location, in China, and the cost of shopping is a bit high.

Katilina was very puzzled why these branded clothes were much more expensive than those in the United States, and An Feng couldn't explain how the luxury tax was calculated. The only thing he knew was that he took out his black gold card and attracted the attention of those who knew the goods. , and then left in a hurry. It seems that it is inconvenient for top cardholders to keep a low profile.

The next day, he and Katilina continued to go European and American. The nature of class reunions is a bit different from that of good friends. Brothers will not laugh at you no matter how good or bad you are, but class reunions are more or less There was a bit of showing off, so An Feng took Niu to participate as a winner in life.

  Proposed by Xiang Yang, everyone organized, and finally held a buffet in a hotel. There are all well-dressed men and women present, not all from the same class. Everyone handed business cards to each other in high spirits, introduced their work, and expressed their ideals for the future. They also heard some people discussing that a certain person passed the civil service examination, that a certain person was promoted to the office director, how many leaders he knew, and that a certain person started a company , How to get along with the tax bureau and so on.

  An Feng greeted each other with everyone, and after a while, Katilina was taken away by the lesbians, calling it: discussing knowledge with foreign friends.

  Actually, it is a group of girls who are curious about Yanmars, trendy girls, and the super-slim girls advertised in the class group, as well as endless 38 topics. It's a pity that they speak Chinglish, and Katilina speaks Western English, so it is difficult for both groups to understand what the other is saying.

  An Feng exchanged business cards with those elite men in suits and leather shoes who had a successful career and did not know which class mixed in. In fact, An Feng only had one business card: investor.

   It’s very cheating, and it’s full of suspicion of fraud, so the elites gave up the opportunity to discuss cooperation with him, and instead looked for more business opportunities.

  Then An Feng was pulled aside by a curious friend from the class.

  A certain gentleman: "An Feng, do you have E in those two **** of your girl? Does it make you suffocate every night?"

An Feng felt sorry for the child who didn't even know his wife's size, and said: "Calculating the size is not only about letters, but also numbers to have a three-dimensional effect. Letters are only altitude. If there is no reasonable waistline, it will look very ugly. Coordination, such as a big fat 45E, do you think it looks good?"

  My girlfriend, who is still leaking for the time being, understands.

   Someone asked again: "Are there any nudist beaches in California? And I heard that if you can speak Chinese in Los Angeles, you can get along? And the minimum salary is guaranteed?"

An Feng looked at the children who wanted to go to the United States with their dreams, and said, "I don't know if there are any in California, but it depends on personal preference. If you want to get naked, there should be no one to stop you. There are many Chinese in Los Angeles, and there are many people in Chinatown. , can speak Cantonese and can get along. Another guarantee is for those who have a work visa but are not working temporarily."

   Someone asked: "Is the United States like the news that there are guns all day long?"

   "If you go out at night as a yellow person in a black area, you have a high chance of seeing them. But the white area, especially the place where the rich gather, is very peaceful."

   "I heard that the Chinese in Los Angeles like dry cleaning feet very much. Have you met Sister Feng?"

  An Feng was speechless: "Dry cleaning feet? Who has this kind of **** hobby? Sister Feng is in New York, and there is also a foot washing room there, but out of probability, I didn't dare to try it."

   "Have you ever been to Las Vegas to whore? Have you ever smoked?"

   "..."

   "Does Yanmar like to open the back door? Does it feel like a 0.5 refill is inserted in a 1.0 pen holder?"

   "..."

  (end of this chapter)