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MTL - Country Weapon-Chapter 233 one...
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Chapter 233 One hit
"Male secretary? It's okay to carry bags behind rich women's buttocks, to have fun with everyone, to pretend to be garlic, and to be a jerk, isn't it?" Long Gen came to the matter as soon as he heard it, and came to give pillows when he was sleepy. Being an official, flaunting his might and pretending to bully others, well, won't he become a male secretary at night?
It’s all said in the movie, male secretary is good, go shopping with the little rich woman with a bag, the rich woman will sit on the side to help count the money if she wants to play mahjong, and help take off the mask when playing. It's tens of thousands a month, and that money is easy to make, just like plucking leaves in the woods.
"Oh, by the way, I heard that the male secretary has to pay compensation, the master is tired of playing, and the rich women can still exchange dates with each other; it's okay, when I'm busy, I can help massage Mi Mi, clean the sewer and so on. That's right, I don't have much power, at least give me a little bit of power..."
"Peng!"
The documents on the table looked like eyes, and they hit Longgen's forehead. He Jingwen groaned and cursed: "Little bastard, what good things do you think about all day? You were reincarnated from a hooligan in your previous life, right?"
"Hey, just kidding, just kidding." Long Gen smiled sarcastically. Today, he has received a great favor from Mrs. Sao, so I can't make her angry. Mrs. Sao lifted her clothes and took off her trousers, so she still has to eat Grandma, let the stick to help you toss and fiddle, and you have to tinker twice.
These days, rich people are uncles, not to mention that this woman is the head of the village, a real Lafayette, dare to neglect her?
"Well, Mayor He, can you tell me specifically, what does the secretary do? What do you do, what powers do you have, how about a month's vacation, and what is your salary?"
When it comes to remuneration, it needs to be discussed clearly in person. I still have a lot of women waiting to take care of me. I have to spend two or three days on a 24-hour day to finish the job. The vacation must be sufficient!
"Virtue!" He Jingwen rolled her eyes wildly, crossed Long Gen's eyes, and said contemptuously: "If you don't do anything, ask about the treatment first? Do you want to save face?"
Long Gen corrected: "It's called being outspoken! I'll work for you, and it's only natural to ask for some remuneration. Even though we both have a serious relationship, let's talk about it first and then make it right. We have to follow the rules! Other American couples, buy a condom." They all have to be AA..."
"Ah, bah, shameless!" He Jingwen was so angry that her teeth were itchy, and she was about to smash the cup. I couldn't help but feel a little funny when I thought about it in my heart, I shook my head and said straight: Enemy!
"Okay, let me tell you, secretary, naturally I will be my secretary. Although there is a township party secretary in Liuhe Township, I still have the final say on most matters! Therefore, my secretary naturally flies to the branch. Turning your head into a phoenix is also the most powerful among the secretaries! Even far surpassing the local village head, the village party secretary, and even some directors of the township government have to give you face!"
He Jingwen paused, and explained the meaning of "secretary".
"Secondly, let's talk about the secretary's work, food, clothing, housing and transportation. For example, you go to work at 8 o'clock every morning, and you arrive at the office at least 7 o'clock, clean the office, make tea, organize documents, what meeting is there today, XX inspection activities, interviews with leaders, how do you How, these have to be clearly listed one by one!"
"Arranging files, sending files, giving my orders, and a series of other things are up to you!"
He Jingwen talked a lot, then looked at the bewildered Long Gen, and asked, "How is it? Is there any problem? It's not difficult."
"Sister, where are you looking for a nanny? Do you want me to buy sanitary napkins for you when you go to the toilet?" Long Gen curled his lips, a little depressed.
Damn it, I want to be the county magistrate, mayor, I don't care about this little secretary! What is the difference between a secretary and a babysitter?
"Sister, it's okay for me to accompany me, let's forget about the rest." Long Gen waved his hands again and again, ignoring He Jingwen who was about to lose his temper, "Yes, elder sister, if you really want to, how about this, find me a companion and be an official position, I will go right away!"
He Jingwen gritted her teeth with hatred, suddenly smiled strangely, and said with a smile: "Oh, there is really such a position."
"Huh? Really?" Long Gen was taken aback. Well, in this world, is there really a way to get promoted and make a fortune by sleeping with a Japanese person?
He Jingwen's eyebrows were bent with a smile, and said lightly: "Isn't it right for you to be the stationmaster of the pig breeding station? You can be good every day. Your bird's pole just plays to its strengths..."
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Regarding the matter of the secretary, Long Gen didn't agree at all. Being an official is good, and He Jingwen is even less likely to treat herself badly. Maybe she will be sent to be a director or something because of her qualifications. But after all, everything in the village has not yet taken shape. Zhuang is just a fantasy, and there is currently a shortage of at least two million to build houses.
Not only that, let's find a gimmick to hype it up, otherwise who would know the place where Shanghe Village is so stupid?
These all cost money!
Money, money, life is connected!
The ancients said that "a penny can't beat a hero". Without money, you can't do anything!
So, Long Gen decided to settle the affairs of the village first and have a stable income, and then slowly talk about becoming an official. Doesn’t He Jingwen have a father who is a county magistrate? It shouldn’t be difficult to help for two years.
A week passed in a flash, Yuan Xiang was also discharged from the hospital, and Long Gen was sent back. It was hard to go home, and of course it was unavoidable that every night playing flute and firing cannons would blow up the ditch. In Kangyan Mountain, with white buttocks sticking out, just waiting for the big stick to enter the hole.
That battle was so shocking!
what!
"From a distance, it looks like a forest and a peak, with different sizes and obesity;"
"I don't know the true face of Rushan, and my head is buried in the milk."
The lumps of tender meat flew in and almost knocked the dragon root out. It took two full days before he staggered and killed the city. After making a lot of money, I planned to go to the driving school to see if I could get Yuan Hong to help me get the book through the back door. At this time, Li Xiaofang called.
"Daughter-in-law, what are you doing? There is no class." Long Gen teased, "Secretly, do you miss me, and your bottom is wet too? Don't worry, I will come to serve you in a while..."
"Xiaolong, you bastard!" A roar came from the other end of the phone, and Xiaofang shouted angrily, "Hurry up and come to 'Hongyun Hotel', room 318, hurry up!"
"Beep beep..."
I wanted to say something, but the phone was hung up.
"Here, does Xiaofang know something?" Long Gen was a little confused, and roared for no reason.
Frankly speaking, I feel a little guilty. First of all, Xiaofang’s mother, I can’t bear this face? Since ancient times, how can a son-in-law hate his mother-in-law? Secondly, my style is not very good, and that thing in the crotch is too enthusiastic. I don’t know which woman is blocking the sewer. When the spirit of helping others comes, I like to patter to pass the sewer for others; It's day.
"Why are you angry?" I scratched my head for a long time and couldn't figure it out. I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, "Grandmother! Damn the ball to the sky, immortal for thousands of years! Do whatever you want, I will say goodbye to my wife every day oh, how about it?"
Heartbroken, he took a deep breath, closed the car door, and entered the Fortune Hotel. Stumbling up to the third floor, looking for room 318, almost at the end of the corridor, only to see "318" written crookedly with a brush on the face of the door, and was about to knock on the door, when there was a burst of cursing from inside the door!
Long Gen's ears tipped, and he recognized that it was Xiaofang's voice.
"Xiaolong, bastard! Hmph, it's too much, why, how can it be like this? How can you see one and sleep with the other? It's more excessive than seeing one and loving the other!"
Xu Qing sat on the edge of the bed, her voice was complicated, she put her hands on her lower abdomen, stroked it lightly twice, and sighed: "Xiaofang, I'm the one who's sorry for you, and I followed him behind your back..."
"Hey! This is the punishment I deserve. Anyway, I must stay with this child. Don't persuade me. I will pay you back slowly! Pata..." Two drops of crystal The teardrops fell down, landed on the bed, and quickly seeped into the room.
Xiao Fang bit her lip tightly, feeling angry and hated in her heart!
"If you want to give birth, you can give birth, but you must let the little **** know about it. If he is so beautiful, he will get a good deal. If he is a cheap father, let him take advantage of all the benefits? Absolutely not! He must be responsible!" Xiaofang Gritting his teeth, he had an unquestionable expression! "This bastard, why don't you come? You wait, I'll call him..."
Xu Qing hurriedly stopped, "Don't, don't, I am capable of raising children."
"This is the responsibility he must bear!" Xiaofang paused, found Long Gen's number and dialed it, and there was a rush of bells outside the door—Grandpa, that grandson is calling again...
Xiaofang's pretty face turned green, and she opened the door. The little **** was standing outside the door, eavesdropping.
"Little bastard, how long have you been here?" Xiaofang said coldly, furious.
Long Gen was taken aback. There were many people in the aisle, so he hurried into the room and closed the door.
"Ahem, Xiaofang, that, Mr. Xu...... I already know about it, that, I want to ask something?"
Xu Qing blushed, lowered her head and said nothing, Xiaofang snorted, "What's the matter, tell me."
"Really pregnant?" Long Gen still couldn't accept it, **** it, it couldn't be such a coincidence, it was just one shot, just one shot, why is the hit rate so high?
Xu Qing spoke at this time, her voice was as cold as bone marrow, "I don't need you to be responsible, and the child won't be named after you! You go!"
"Little bastard!" Xiao Fang cursed, eyes full of contempt.
Long Gen shook his head, it was indeed difficult to accept, but what if he didn't accept the matter before his eyes?
"This, you misunderstood. I want to say, check more clearly, how long, how old, do you need any protection measures?" Long Gen changed his tone and suddenly became serious, "Xiaofang , I’m sorry for you, and you know that there is a greater demand for that, that...cough cough cough..."
Xiaofang stared, Long Gen immediately fell silent.
"How much longer? You and I just had **** once." Xu Qing said calmly, not as angry as before. There was a mixed feeling in my heart.
Hey, should I say I am unlucky or lucky? I got pregnant in one shot, the hit rate is a little too high, right?