MTL - Conan: I Am Not a Snake Spirit-Chapter 9 Boss, your snake has become a fine!

"Sir, do you like this little hamster?" The female clerk's voice pulled back Chi Feichi's thoughts.

Chi Feichi realized that he had been staring at the hamster in the glass box for a long time, and then glanced at the hamster again, "No, I just found that this hamster has shorter legs than the healthy mouse we studied in the previous class, nearly five millimeters shorter. , the hind legs are too thin..."

The female clerk Doudou was stunned: "..."

Chi Feichi continued, "When they grow up, they will look better than other hamsters, because they will look like a dumpling when they get fat, but because of this, they will be slightly inferior to other hamsters in terms of exercise, and the hamster itself also rejects exercise. If so, it will be worse than other hamsters in terms of health."

The female clerk hurriedly explained, "You study mice in class, right? A mouse's legs are generally longer than those of a hamster..."

"No, I'm studying animal medicine, that is, a veterinarian. Compared to mice, we mostly observe common pets." Chi Feichi said.

The store clerk, Khan, well, since she is studying animal medicine, she must be able to distinguish between hamsters and mice...

Compared with other hamsters, this hamster does not like exercise much.

Under the somewhat regretful gaze of the female clerk, Chi Fei left the pet shop late and continued to walk forward.

Before walking too far, I heard a vigorous shout:

"Selling snakes, selling snakes! You can roll and sell cute, and you can hunt by yourself. The cheap Chilian snakes are only 2,000 yuan, 2,000 yuan. You can bring home the rare and smart mutant Chilian snakes!"

Chi Feichi: "..."

In the past, he often heard shouting in China, but here in Japan... in the memory he inherited, he never had it.

Even if it was a shopping mall event, he had to find a girl to read the words in a formulaic manner. This was the first time he heard of such a hometown atmosphere!

So, he stopped and turned his head.

In a street shop, the owner is busy cleaning with his head down.

In the glass partition by the door, a gray-and-black snake stood upright, staring straight at him with black eyes, and the snake vomited happily.

At first glance, it looks scary.

However, what this guy said was: "Sir, do you want to buy a snake? I'm cheap, only 2,000 yuan is not enough to go out for a good meal, don't bite people, just don't let me eat loach again, or don't let me go I don’t need to hunt for food myself, I can support myself very well~”

Chi Feichi was silent for a while, then walked into the door, "Boss..."

Your snake has become a fine!

"Ah, welcome!" The boss who lowered his head to sweep the floor hurriedly put the broom aside.

This is a shop that sells special animals, such as snakes, lizards, and spiders. As soon as I entered the store, the temperature felt a lot cooler.

But the boss was very kind, "Do you want to buy a pet?"

Snake: "Look here! Look here!"

Chi Feichi turned his head to take a look, and found that the snake had turned around in the glass box and was still staring at him.

The boss's face darkened a bit, and then he said hurriedly, "Most of the pets in our store are very docile. This snake likes to stare at people, but it's not malicious..."

Snake roared coldly: "You can't sell pets, you blame me. If you sell me, will I stare at others? Even if you can't sell them, you can change your food anyway!"

Chi Feichi ignored the "snake language" and observed it, "This snake looks like a red snake, but there is no red at all. What species is it?"

"Cough," the boss was also a little embarrassed, and took out a booklet, "it is indeed a red-trained snake. We have the certificate provided by the farm here. Every snake has a registration. Its parents are pure red-trained snakes, you see. …”

Chi Feichi looked down, the booklet did contain very detailed registration information.

This guy's parents have the numbers and photos. The two snakes are very nice, red and black, not a bit gray. I don't know how this guy turned gray and black.

The boss continued to sell, "Actually, this snake is quite good. Generally, red-trained snakes will have the stench of rotten fish, but this snake has almost no smell and is very clean."

Chi Feichi took a deep look at the boss, did he take him for a little white, "Although the Chilian snake is classified as a non-venomous snake, it is a slightly poisonous snake of the back groove teeth, but the toxicity is basically not harmful to the human body, It is difficult to guarantee that it will not bring harmful toxins to the human body because of the mutation."

It is difficult to distinguish the species, and it is uncertain whether there is any harm after the mutation. It is estimated that this is the reason why this snake cannot be sold.

boss:"…"

How do you break it when you meet someone who knows how to do it?

The snake was frantically spitting out a letter: "Sir, I don't bite!"

Chi Feichi ignored it, but continued to say to the boss, "This snake is at least three years old, right? The lifespan of a Chilian snake is generally 6.1 years. If I buy it back, even if I take good care of it, I can only keep it for about three years. "

boss:"…"

Snake: "No no no, I feel very healthy, I'm still young!"

Chi Feichi: "Also, Chilian snakes are raised from adults, and they have a big temper. They are usually bought back from larvae and snake seedlings. They are very docile since they were raised, but they will not be aggressive when they grow up."

boss:"…"

Snake: "I have watched people come and go since I was a child, and I am friendly when I see human beings, and I have a very good personality!"

Chi Feichi looked at the speechless boss and sighed.

No wonder you can't sell it, your skin is not as thick as a snake...

The boss smiled awkwardly and changed the subject, "Actually, you can look at others, we also have normal red-trained snakes, by the way, there are also corn snakes, corn snakes are docile and can live up to 15 years. Good for pets..."

The snake was powerless to lie down: "Sir, look at me again, look at me again, the black-hearted boss has fed the little loach for three years, three years! I haven't even eaten anything else, so I can only watch other Snake food, isn't it just the color is a bit strange... It will kill the snake..."

"Don't look at it," Chi Feichi called to the boss who was leading the way, "Just this one."

The boss was taken aback for a moment, and looked at the glass box in surprise.

The snake in the glass box stood up again, staring straight at Chi Feichi.

"How much?" Chi Feichi asked again.

The boss came back to his senses, the price is 2,000 yen, the feeding instruction manual and the certificate are packaged, and a plastic transparent carrying box is also attached. He almost sold the snake with the same mood as sending a plague god, and watched Chi Feichi gratefully. go out.

This snake really knows its price, and it was not wrong before.

After going out, Chi Feichi turned into the alley beside him and put the plastic box on the ground.

The snake in the plastic box lazily spit out letters: "Little mouse, little frog, little chicken, little fish... What are you, what are you doing?!"

Chi Feichi grabbed the snake's seven inches and picked it up, looking at the snake in front of him.

Before... No, until he met this snake, he never thought about raising a snake.

Even if you want to tame a helper, snakes have many shortcomings.

Snakes can't see much at night. They mainly rely on their tongue to feel vibrations or their own 'heat sensors' to perceive the surrounding world. Searching for non-biological things is almost useless.

Moreover, the IQ of snakes is generally not high, and most of them survive by instinct. The highest IQ should be the cobra, but even if he wants to raise it, he will never forget it.

And snakes are afraid of cold and need to hibernate.

Originally, he was more inclined to buy creatures such as cats or birds that were easy to search. After communicating and domesticating, he cooperated with himself to collect information...

However, this guy has a high IQ, almost the same as the average human.

The snake also let Chi Feichi carry it, and didn't dare to resist. If it bites someone and is sent back, it's a trivial matter. The key is that this guy is holding its vitals!

What is this guy trying to do?

It heard that some people eat everything, shouldn't it...

In the dark alley, one person and one snake looked at each other, both human eyes and snake pupils were calm and indifferent, but the thoughts in his heart had already turned around several times.

In the end, it was Chi Feichi who broke the silence and took out the keychain from his pocket, "Can you see what I'm holding?"

The snake stared at it for a while, then spit out a letter and murmured: "to play this with a snake, is he the snake essence disease that people say... Will he not even be able to eat loach in the future? I'm so hard..."

Chi Feichi's face was a little dark, and he said in a low voice, "I don't know if it is difficult for you, but I count to three. If you don't answer my question again, I promise you will appear at the dinner table tomorrow."

The snake suddenly raised his head, his round eyes still had no emotion, but he was obviously startled.

Chi Fei started to count, "One, two..."

Snake: "Yes! Yes! Yes! I can see, isn't UU reading www.uukanshu.com the key? I know this thing!"

Chi Feichi nodded and thought for a second, "You know each other? That is to say, you can see things clearly at night, but the question is do you know them?"

"I can see..." After the snake was surprised, it seemed to suddenly become happy, and the chicken nodded frantically up and down, "Actually, I know a lot of things, you see, I know that you humans express 'yes' and 'yes' When you're there, you just nod your head like this..."

Chi Feichi: "..."

This... no, this second-hand!

Among the shortcomings of snakes, this guy does not have the problem of low IQ, and if he can see at night, hibernation is not unacceptable. Anyway, he is too lazy to go out and run around in winter.

Actually, think about it, snakes also have many advantages.

It's enough to feed once a week, and you don't need to take a walk...

The snake shook its head and got a little dizzy, then stopped and said with emotion, "It's the first time I've communicated with creatures since I was born. Humans don't know what I'm talking about, they don't know that I'm learning from them, and none of the same kind can't. See what I mean, they just swim around, hunt, rest..."

Chi Feichi looked at the pair of snake pupils who seemed to be indifferent and without a trace of emotion. His heart was slightly touched, and he quickly regained his calm, but his tone slowed down, "My name is Chi Feichi, ikehioso."

Said, put the snake aside, took out the pen and notepad, tore the page, wrote the text, katakana and Roman accent, and put it beside the snake's eye.

"You're called Feichi, hiaka..." Chi Feichi tore up another piece of writing and put it next to the previous note, "Just right, as a red snake, it's not red, it suits you very well."

Fei Chi stared at him intently and nodded, but this time he didn't talk about it.

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