MTL - Absolute Choice-Chapter 499 : Girls don't know how to fly (third!)

Xiao Yu constantly turned down, and the literary genre full of "literary charm" emerged endlessly.

"When I first touched the landlord's dog head, I actually refused it! Because I think... Yeah... You can't ask me to touch me and touch it right away. First, I have to try it, I don't want to say... you After touching a dog's head, I added a lot of stunts. The dog's head is very dark! It's very bright! It's very soft! The audience will definitely swear at me, there is no such dog! This proves that the dog head above is fake... I said first I have to touch it. Later I went through and knew that they were Chinese medicine, and there was no chemical composition. Then... I touched it for a month... After this month... At least I felt very comfortable. Now... ...I still touch it every day! I still touch it every day.....I also give the downstairs touch together! Come on! Come! Come and see! Then I will give a speech: "Touch it when you touch it! After the touch, the dog's head is the dog's head of the landlord, don't add it, add special effects, there is no such dog head! I want to show you that I feel like a dog's head. After you touch it, it is like this. ”

"The landlord, you are here again, black people, I have found a few communities, turned over a few hundred pages of posts, and finally found you. The foreman told me to tell you that tomorrow, I will go to the construction site earlier, I have to move three cars and two bricks. If you can't finish it, even the money for yesterday will not be given to you. Also, Wang Widow of the village head asks you: When is the money enough to marry her? If you don't go back until the end of the year, she will marry the village. neck."

Some spoofs in this category did not say a swearing word, but they slammed the landlord, making people laugh and be happy.

Xiao Yu looked at it with gusto, only to think that the original monks could be so interesting.

Cao rabbits are also bright in their eyes, and their eyes are stunned. It seems that they have "study" a lot.

But in this huge pile of interesting responses, there are also some that make the two girls confused.

such as,

"The landlord does not know how to slay the country, and fights all day long. He looks up at the moon and bows his head. When Luoyang’s relatives and friends ask, they say that the landlord is flying. The younger is not working hard, the landlord is flying. The dying is sitting up, the landlord still I want to fly a plane. I am a human being, I am also a plane. I have never died in life. The landlord continues to fly. The crowd is looking for him thousands of times. When I look back, the landlord is flying."

This commentary called Xiao Yu and Cao Bunny raised a question mark on their heads at the same time. They did not understand why they had to repeat the "landlord to fly the plane". Is it a terrible way to knock down the plane?

However, the two did not go into this detail and continue to look down.

Suddenly, a reply with a different taste made Xiao Yu breathe slightly.

"Why are the inner trousers of the nursing home repeatedly poisoned? Why are tens of thousands of female screams screaming in the middle of the night? What is the case of the serial rapist? The nunnery’s door is knocked out by the night is a ghost? Hundreds of mummies are pregnant. What is hidden behind the scenes? Is it behind the distortion of humanity or the demise of morality? Is it a hormonal outbreak or a hungry and thirsty helpless? Please pay attention to the 8th heroic legal system of the year, "The landlord's not returning Road, let us follow the lens into the inner world of the metamorphic landlord!"

Xiao Yu only looked at the first few words, suddenly a pretty face, and quickly pulled the screen down.

However, what immediately caught the eye was...

"I want to invade the landlord, I want to push her down on the table, then grab her ear, listen to her whimper, then press her and invade her."

I want to invade the landlord, I want to trap her in the costume square, in the voice of other people outside the sale, invading her in the elevator, listening to her crying, soiling her sportswear.

I want to invade the landlord. I want to invade her when she is in the cabinet with her import and export when she gets off work, watching her want to call but not dare to call, but she wants to resist but has no strength.

I want to invade the landlord. I want to hide her clothes in the health room, let her invade her if she can't leave, and deliver the medicine to those who want to come in.

I want to invade the landlord. I want to catch her at the baggage festival. I press the curtain in the corner to see that she is afraid of being invaded by a large audience.

I really want to invade the landlord, I want to caress her on the bus, let her express her excitement to the climax but only tremble for mercy, and then invade her.

I want to invade the landlord. I want to take off her underwear and skirt on the balcony of the residence, and press it on the quilt to see her fear of being discovered.

I want to invade the landlord. I want to absorb her sensitive points when she calls, and then invade her by listening to her strong calm voice.

I want to invade the landlord, want to let her do a good morning bite in her room, listen to her with a vague voice to open up her parents, and then invade her under her ‘hurry’ pleading...”

Xiao Yu only saw the first sentence, suddenly "ah", his cheeks reddened, and quickly turned off the entire screen of the phone, only feeling that his eyes were "stained".

At this time, Cao Bunny suddenly asked with a blank face: "What is the meaning of the violation? Why did the man always say that he wants to invade the landlord?"

Xiao Yan heard the words suddenly reddened a bit, snorted, I do not know how to answer, but see the eyes of Cao Bunny pure, like a curious baby who wants to know the answer.

God, what is the meaning of Cao Bunny really even "infringement"?

Hey, how can there be a soy girl who is pure to this point?

Xiao Yu secretly can't tell Cao Bunny what the meaning of the over-conceived paragraph is. She quickly transferred the topic: "Nothing, some boring words. Hey, let's take a look at the landlord?"

Cao Tutu was immediately distracted, and nodded cheerfully: "Okay! I want to marry the landlord! I will come first!"

Xiao Yu smiled and handed the phone over.

Cao Bunny took the mobile phone, typing at a very slow speed, and repeatedly typing the wrong pinyin, it can be seen that she rarely uses mobile phones to type, or even probably not used.

After knocking for a few minutes, Cao Bunny showed the results after “learning”.

"The landlord said indiscriminately! Shi Xiaobai can definitely stay for more than five hours! Hey! Cao rabbit stay!"

Xiao Yu glanced at it and couldn't help but laugh.

Is it really appropriate for a monk to be so "cute"? And what to say "Cao rabbit stay", I am afraid that people will not be resigned?

Xiao Yu smiled and said with encouragement: "It's beautiful!"

Cao Bunny was full of pride and seemed to feel that she was doing a good job. She smiled and handed the phone back to Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu took the phone and found that Cao Bunny looked at himself with anticipation.

Xiao Yu had no choice but to smile, touched the screen and typed, knocking down his first online "tear" response in his online career.

"Laughing at the landlord's dog's head, after waiting for five hours, Shi Xiaobai will make the landlord's face a pig's head!"

Cao rabbits have bright eyes and a thumbs up is very good.

Xiao Yu smiled happily.

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When Xiao’s private car was driving on the highway, a middle-aged man was running in the sky, following the private car.

This scene is called by some accidental witnesses, because the middle-aged man not only runs in the sky more than 100 meters high, but also runs very leisurely, as if walking on the ground, but has been following closely The private car was not opened at all.

The most heart-wrenching thing is that the middle-aged man ran and ran, suddenly burst out of the phone and made a phone call!

It’s just that there is always a layer of mist around the middle-aged man, which makes people look down on the middle-aged man and can’t hear what the middle-aged man is talking about at this time.

In fact, this call is also very strange.

"Hey, wife... rabbit, rabbit learns to swear, what should I do?"

The middle-aged man looked nervous and asked carefully.

"Ah? How do rabbits learn to swear!"

The voice of the woman’s roaring came from the mobile phone, like the Hedong Griffin. “Let you look at the rabbit, you are the wind in the ear? Even the baby daughter is not taking care of it! Do you still want to wash the board?”

The middle-aged man hurriedly said: "Wife, I am wrong, you listen to me explaining..."

The woman angered: "Don't explain, the explanation is to cover up, the cover is to make a story! Say, what else is there for me?"

The middle-aged man's face was white, and he said: "The rabbit...the rabbit is still...and asked...What does the violation mean..."

When the middle-aged man finished speaking, he closed his eyes and went to death.

"Cao has no way!"

"You don't want to enter the room of the aging mother tonight!"

The voice of the woman’s roaring came out of the phone, as if the sky had to be turned over.

The middle-aged man suddenly wants to cry without tears: "Wife, you still let me slap the plate!"

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When Shi Xiaobai reached the eighth floor, the news spread to Xia Guo at a very fast speed. The whole people hotly discussed whether Shi Xiaobai could stay on the eighth floor for several hours.

Shi Xiaobai is experiencing a "interrogation".

He stood silently at the starting point of the eighth world, motionless, faceless, and his eyes were slightly sluggish.

Until the devil suddenly appeared out of thin air, and then slowly came from afar.

After the devil smiles charming, gestures enchanting, one step at a time, a footprint will bloom a snow lotus.

Step by step lotus.

But it wilted.

Shi Xiaobai suddenly woke up and looked at the devil, and suddenly opened his mouth and read four words...

In the distance, after the devil, he recognized the four words that Shi Xiaobai suddenly read in his mouth, and suddenly his face changed slightly.

These four words turned out to be...

Sesame opens the door.

which is,

Exit the order!

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(ps: 297 times of this week's rewards, and more than 300 times three times, so I will add a more chapter to the respect! The next chapter begins to return to the main line! See the monthly ticket, seek rewards, ask me to add more The power, I want to add more ah!)