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Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!-Chapter 6 - : The Absurd Martial World
Chapter 6: Chapter 6: The Absurd Martial World
The woman sitting across the fire, with a prominent chest, looked exactly like the one who had left earlier. Not just the face, but even the hairstyle was the same.
No, even the tiny mole under her eyes was identical.
You're telling me that wasn't you just now?
Does this woman have a split personality?
Duan Yun couldn't help feeling anxious.
To be honest, he had a fairly good impression of this busty woman and those four purple-dressed constables, since they seemed to be on a mission to capture a female ghost, but what's with this act now?
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At this moment, he felt there might be no normal people here tonight.
Seeing Duan Yun still unconvinced, the woman crossed her arms and coolly explained, "That was my sister."
"We are twins."
"I have a mole here, she does not."
Saying so, the woman slightly tugged at her neckline, revealing a small mole along her collarbone.
Then, she closed her neckline again.
Watching this, Duan Yun, as if deep in thought, said, "You are indeed not your sister, your sister has a stronger fiery energy."
"Huh?"
Now it was the woman's turn to show a puzzled expression.
Yes, Duan Yun had discerned that this busty woman and the other were not the same person, not because of the mole, but because of symptoms.
From his perspective as a gynecologist, the fiery energy was stronger in the sister mentioned earlier.
"Aren't you going to help?" Duan Yun pointed towards the two small flags.
"No need, with four in purple, my sister will be fine."
Saying this, the busty younger sister lazily stretched, making the curves under her robe even more pronounced, giving Duan Yun an almost unavoidable view.
Then, the woman, looking at Duan Yun's face, asked the same question her sister had before.
"Have you encountered the woman in red?"
Duan Yun nodded.
"She actually didn't abduct you," the woman said, a bit surprised.
"Maybe it's because you all were pursuing her closely, she was afraid of delays."
Duan Yun didn't know why they both cared about this.
"No, the fairies from Red Building have a unique movement technique; even if she was carrying you, it wouldn't have slowed her down much. On the run, she has already seduced and abandoned seven men."
"Seduced and abandoned on the run?"
Duan Yun was greatly shocked.
"They can fly and seduce simultaneously, without slowing down," the busty sister explained.
Duan Yun was again shocked and exclaimed, "Is that female ghost so terrifying?"
He shivered retrospectively, realizing if he hadn't surprised and injured her timely, the consequences would have been unimaginable.
"Of course, she's terrifying. Those fairies from Red Building claim they are fallen fairies from heaven, having to undergo trials before they can return to Heavenly Court."
"The trials they speak of involve continuously seducing men; good-looking men like you, seducing and then discarding. The victims lose all their Yang Qi and spend the rest of their lives lying down waiting to die," the busty younger sister explained.
Clearly, this busty younger sister liked to talk a lot, noticing that Duan Yun was a newcomer, she continued, "Actually, the fairies from Red Building aren't the scariest, the most horrifying is Yellow Jade Island's Jade Guanyin."
"Jade Guanyin?"
"It is said she is the most beautiful woman in the world, and also favors abducting men to seduce, leaving them as living dead only able to obey her."
"However, the men Jade Guanyin abducts are usually quite famous, either talented aristocrats or renowned young Heavenly Prides; although you are handsome, you don't need to worry too much."
Duan Yun thought to himself: "Who are you looking down upon!"
"In any case, when traveling in Martial World, make sure not to offend the wrong women," the busty younger sister kindly advised.
Duan Yun couldn't help but ask out of curiosity, "What about you?"
The busty younger sister said with an easygoing expression, "I am, of course, a very rare good woman. My sister and I are Goddess Catchers from Qingqi Bureau; we came here because those fairies from Red Building seduced too many men, and we're here to capture them."
At that moment, a string of purple smoke rose in the distance.
Big Sister Busty stood up and said, "My sister is calling me, I should go."
Duan Yun also stood up and asked, "May I ask..."
"You don't need to ask my name. Even if you did, I wouldn't tell you. It would only lead to your fantasy. Despite your decent appearance, you're not a match for me. My family wouldn't approve, and I wouldn't like you either."
"Farewell."
Saying this, Big Sister Busty scooped up two small flags in her hands and quickly walked away with her long legs.
Watching her leave, Duan Yun couldn't help but complain, "What kind of Xiatou woman is this? I just wanted to ask for directions."
Duan Yun's experience tonight was nothing short of bizarre and rich.
It was only the first night, and meeting the Red Building Fairy, the Goddess Catcher from the Qingqi Bureau, and the mentioned Jade Guanyin by the Goddess Catcher, all gave him a sense of the surreal and absurd.
He couldn't help but conclude: "The martial artists here are all freaks, either killers or perverts."
Even the seemingly righteous Goddess Catcher from the Qingqi Bureau was a Xiatou woman.
Duan Yun felt the absurdity and peculiarity of this world, realizing that compared to it, the troublemaking "brats" of Lishui City who liked to kick and smash seemed somewhat normal.
This world must really be sick, filled with dangers.
No matter, for now, he could only take things one step at a time; at a minimum, he had to perfect his swordsmanship, eliminate those brats, and then consider other things.
As he sat, dawn broke.
The dark and terrifying wilderness of last night, lit up by the morning light, made Duan Yun feel as if he had returned from a horror movie set back to the real world.
Of course, the tombstones in the dark forest still gave him a chilling and terrifying sensation.
Duan Yun didn't dare delay.
He had to find the road quickly, otherwise, he might have to spend another night in this terrifying wilderness.
Following the small road for about two miles, the outline of a small town appeared in his sight.
Well, had he walked for ten more minutes last night, he wouldn't have had to sleep outside.
However, he didn't feel like last night's hardships were in vain since those experiences had taught him a few things.
Perhaps, this is what Martial World is all about, full of surprises and scares.
This small town was naturally not the Qingsong Market that Duan Yun had planned to go to but a place called Qingcha Market.
The presence of the word "Market" usually indicated business activities, and Qingcha Market, naturally, dealt in tea.
It was just after dawn, the mountains and forests were shrouded in mist, and Duan Yun could already see a large expanse of tea fields.
Some diligent tea farmers were already busy in the fields.
Duan Yun entered the town, and the whole town was gradually waking up.
Several mules carried crates of tea, moving in and out of the larger tea shops.
After a night of tossing and turning, Duan Yun was also somewhat hungry.
So he went to an oil tea shop and ordered a bowl of their oil tea.
This so-called oil tea was actually a pasty stir-fried flour, generally without tea leaves, but perhaps because Qingcha Town really had an abundance of tea, this oil tea actually contained some crushed tea leaves, making it surprisingly tasty.
After breakfast, Duan Yun started looking for a place to stay.
He no longer thought about going to Qingsong Market; Qingcha Market was quite good, only a hundred miles from Lishui City, convenient for him to return and annihilate the Xuanxiong Gang whenever he wanted.
Last night made Duan Yun realize the dangers of this world and what he needed most now was to find a relatively peaceful environment to enhance his strength.
He not only had to kill both the higher-ups and subordinates of the Xuanxiong Gang, but the next time he encountered a creature like the Red Building Fairy, he would definitely slay it.
"Obstetrician, I remember you."
He still remembered what the woman in red had said last night.
You hold grudges, so why shouldn't I?
Once his Divine Skill was accomplished, he would definitely slaughter the entire Red Building Fairy group to avoid walking in fear of being assaulted.
Although Duan Yun was hardly even a beginner in Martial World, he suddenly harbored heroic aspirations.
Because he knew that he was a rare genius in Sword Dao!
Once he became the Sword God, there would be nowhere in the world he couldn't go, and he would fear neither murder nor assault.