Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!-Chapter 5 - The Fairy Descends to the Mortal World

The red-dressed woman stood silently at the edge of the graves, evoking an immense sense of horror.

Duan Yun previously felt like he was in a horror film setting but hadn't prepared for a ghostly encounter in the dead of night.

And it was a vicious spirit clad in red, no less.

Just what kind of world was this? Duan Yun wasn't too sure.

Having crossed over for less than a month, he only knew that in the relatively isolated Lishui Town, the members of the Xuanxiong Gang could train their hands as big and solid as bear paws, and the elites of the Iron Blood Sect bled green blood, which made the whole martial world seem anything but ordinary.

Who's to say there really aren't ghosts in a place like this?

Was his first night spent in the wilderness supposed to be this thrilling?

Duan Yun pretended not to have awakened and didn't move, but what troubled him was that the female ghost had moved!

The ghost floated towards him, her light and transparent red dress like smoke and mist in the night, and Duan Yun could clearly see the exquisite curves beneath.

"Lad, stop pretending. You've seen me."

The woman's feet landed on a tree branch, soundlessly, as she spoke languidly.

Her voice was so sweetly seductive that it made one's bones tingle.

If it weren't for the lack of any signs of life from her, which seriously made him suspect she had just crawled out of a grave, he might consider her to be a stunning beauty.

Indeed, the woman had dignified features and a graceful figure that would be considered top-notch beauty both before and after his transmigration—she'd still be a sight to behold even laid in a coffin.

But Duan Yun did not have such peculiar tastes, and so he nervously said, "I apologize for the intrusion, as I've nowhere to stay at this late hour. I will be sure to burn more gold and Silver Ingots to atone to the lady in the future."

Hearing Duan Yun's words, the woman couldn't help but giggle—"You don't think I'm a ghost, do you?".

She came alive with the breath of life when she laughed, making her appear radiant and lively.

Duan Yun said, "Then, lady, you are..."

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"I'm a fairy from the heavens. I just happened to see a fire here in the dead of night, so I've come out of kindness to relieve your loneliness." The red-dressed woman was partially undressed, revealing skin as smooth and white as snow.

Duan Yun hesitated, "But a fairy isn't supposed to..."

"I know what you're thinking," she cooed, swinging her slender legs, "a fairy should indeed be pure and lofty, high above. But what if a fairy were to fall to the mortal realm? A fairy's fall is bound to bring about some changes."

For a moment, Duan Yun found her argument very reasonable, difficult to refute.

"The night is long; let your concubine come and embrace you to dispel the loneliness."

With that, the woman floated down from the tree.

She looked at Duan Yun as if she wanted to devour him.

At the same time, her red dress had slipped to the ground, exuding a mysterious enchantment.

"Wait a moment."

But at that instant, Duan Yun spoke to stop her.

The red-dressed woman teased, "What does the young master want to wait for? Do you need me to help you? You're quite lazy."

"I don't want to."

"Why?" The red-dressed woman's eyes showed a hint of confusion.

"You have a cold womb," Duan Yun replied.

"What?"

"Your tongue coating is white, with a slight green tinge around your navel and cold limbs, these are symptoms of a cold womb," Duan Yun said earnestly.

The red-dressed woman frowned slightly, her gaze turning ice-cold, "I'm all dolled up like this, seeking out your company in the middle of the night to relieve the loneliness, and you tell me I have a cold womb?"

As she spoke, the breath of life disappeared from her body once more, making her seem like a cold, dead corpse.

"It's really a cold womb. I'm a gynecologist; lady, your symptoms have even worsened," Duan Yun explained.

The red-dressed woman stopped talking, her face growing dark as she moved closer.

Her eyes turned completely black, void of any whites, and as the dying embers of the fire reflected off her body, she cast no shadow, appearing utterly terrifying.

A chill ran down Duan Yun's spine as he said, "Don't come any closer, or I'll stab you."

The woman in red bore a sullen face, as pale as paper, and said coldly, "Come on then, I want you to stab me!"

As she sinisterly approached in a few steps, Duan Yun's heart was filled with terror. He stretched out his sword finger and thrust it forward!

"Ugh~"

A white Sword Qi whistled as it pierced through the woman's belly, causing her to let out a muffled groan and drift backward.

Duan Yun pointed again, and her body, like smoke, drifted to the side, evading the attack.

When Duan Yun readied his sword finger again, the woman had already leapt onto a tree like a ghostly figure.

With her pitch-black eyes that lacked any white, she stared at Duan Yun, baring her ghastly white teeth. She coldly issued a sentence, "Gynecologist, I will remember you," then her body merged with the red skirt, drifting with the wind into the deep darkness, vanishing from sight.

Duan Yun held his sword finger, panting heavily.

This woman, alternating between human and corpse-like, was eerily stranger than a ghost.

Duan Yun couldn't fall back to sleep at all after that.

He couldn't help but stoke the fire a bit more, hoping to drive away the sinister beings lurking in the dark.

Had he not mastered swordsmanship, he might have been in real trouble tonight.

Involuntarily picking up his water gourd, Duan Yun took some sips to calm his shock.

But the water was only half consumed when another figure appeared.

He quickly raised his finger, thinking the female ghost had returned, only to see a figure in white approaching.

It was a tall young woman with a high ponytail, wearing a robe of black and white, embroidered with auspicious clouds—bearing a resemblance to the Flying Fish Robe, exuding a heroic air.

And with a very large chest.

Yes, this young woman's chest was already large, and wearing the neatly tailored "Flying Fish Robe" made it appear even larger.

Upon seeing Duan Yun, the young woman took a soft breath and asked, "Did a woman pass by just now?"

Duan Yun nodded, "Yes."

The woman quickly approached the fire. Standing there, she took a deep breath towards the forest below, then promptly planted two purple flags on the ground, saying, "There will be several people in purple robes coming soon, please remind them for me, young brother."

Having said that, the woman took another look at Duan Yun and asked, "Did that woman do anything to you?"

Duan Yun replied, "She didn't succeed."

The woman nodded thoughtfully, "Be careful."

Then, she sped up and disappeared into the darkness, in the exact same direction the woman in red had left.

Having just driven away a red-clad ghost and now having encountered a large-chested woman, both of whom had now disappeared, Duan Yun felt that tonight was quite lively in this desolate wilderness.

Yet, the real commotion was still to come.

In less than the time it takes an incense stick to burn, four figures in purple robes appeared.

Duan Yun recognized the purple robes; they looked similar to those of a constable, although he had never seen them in purple before.

After the four purple-robed constables saw him, Duan Yun took the initiative to say, "There was a woman just now who planted two small flags over there."

Upon seeing the flags, the leader of the group bowed with his hands together and said, "Thank you, young brother!" then quickly pursued the trail.

Watching the four figures disappear, Duan Yun muttered to himself, "Is this a marketplace?"

No one appeared in the early half of the night, yet the latter half was bustling with a female ghost, a large-chested woman, and purple-robed constables—it couldn't be livelier.

After those people left, the desolate forest returned to its silence.

Duan Yun sat down and thought to himself, "That should be everyone, right?"

At that moment, a series of light footsteps echoed.

Duan Yun looked at the large-chested woman in the "Flying Fish Robe" with her high ponytail and asked in confusion, "Why did you come back? They went after you."

Saying so, he gestured in the direction where the purple-robed constables had vanished.

The large-chested woman sat down directly in front of the fire and said, "That wasn't me you saw."

Duan Yun: "???"

He found his brain wasn't quite keeping up tonight.