Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!-Chapter 26 - Why Do We Squat to Pee?

The Strengthening Yang Stance of the Jade Sword Stance, Duan Yun had already confirmed its effects early on.

He never would breathe air, just Breathing Moonlight, and the next day he would surely be energetic all morning, requiring several cold showers to barely suppress it.

That is to say, it's crucial to absorb the Moonlight in the deep and shallow method, and it doesn't involve the Jade Sword True Qi at all.

Initially, Duan Yun intended to use this as a method to make money as a men's health doctor, but he felt a kinship with Huang Shi and gifted it as a congratulatory gift.

Huang Shi initially showed a trace of an odd emotion on his face, but soon returned to normal.

Huang Shi being able to maneuver walking corpses, evidently practiced the martial arts.

When it comes to the Jade Sword Stance, he grasped it instantly.

As for absorbing Moonlight, like Hua Wen and Hua Wu, he somewhat couldn't understand.

But Duan Yun shared the trick with him, and he noted it down, saying he would try it when there's a moon.

Tonight, it seems there won't be any moon.

Once again, Duan Yun sowed the seeds of kindness, feeling very pleased.

Two young men in a dilapidated Daoist temple, drinking and chatting over a pile of corpse-like cured meat, an indeed novel experience.

What is the Martial World?

Duan Yun still didn't have a clear answer, it's probably beyond killing those who deserve to die and performing chivalrous deeds, it's about meeting many interesting people, seeing many interesting sights.

The presence of a peer in this nocturnal temple somewhat relieved Duan Yun's loneliness.

The next day, because they were headed different ways, Duan Yun had to leave.

Wang Shi expressed that meeting is fate, and uttered those very Martial World words—"Mr. Duan, the mountains remain unchanged, the rivers flow ever onwards, we shall meet again sooner or later."

Duan Yun rode on a donkey on the road, feeling indeed this is what the Martial World should be.

He met interesting people, but it was a brief encounter; if fated, they'll meet again, if not, they will gradually fade into a little memory as one ages.

After Duan Yun left, along with the ringing of the bells, the Walking Corpses lined up one by one as they jumped off the ground.

The rain from last night had stopped, but the atmosphere was still permeated with a damp and cold mist, visibility was not great.

At this time, a female corpse quietly walked up to Wang Shi.

Wang Shi saw her, his eyes softening.

He lifted the white cloth covering the head of the female corpse, his gaze was tender like water, as though what he was lifting was not a cloth covering a corpse, but the bridal veil of a bride.

Underneath the white cloth, was the face of a young woman.

If not for the stitched scars across her face, which made her look like a sewn doll, her features would be considered quite delicate.

"Ling, you really have it tough," Wang Shi tenderly touched the female corpse's face and said.

Ling opened her mouth, her voice muffled and unclear, but Wang Shi's expression changed drastically.

"Nonsense, you are still alive, you must be still alive. As long as your brain is intact, you are still alive!" Wang Shi said, agitated.

Speaking, his sharp nails followed a stitched scar and cut it open, revealing the inside of the woman's face.

From here, one could see that a large piece of flesh under the woman's face was hollowed out, stuffed inside were several human brains.

These brains, connected by flesh-like branches, nourished the brain within the skull, gently pulsating, unspeakably horrifying and terrifying.

At that moment, Wang Shi reached out and took out a gray-black brain, throwing it onto the ground.

"Ling, one of the brains supporting sustenance was damaged, why didn't you tell me?" Wang Shi said anxiously.

The woman opened her mouth again, as Wang Shi's expression eased and said, "Don't worry, I will find a fresh, smart brain very soon. The brain of Mr. Duan last night was good, but you wouldn't let me do it."

The woman pouted and continued to speak, but Wang Shi interrupted, "What friends or not friends, I, Wang Shi, for you, could kill everyone, it's still not too late to catch up to him."

At this moment, the woman held his hand, looking at him with the still-healing, torn face.

Wang Shi sighed, and carefully re-stitched the opening.

"Actually, Mr. Duan is not as naive as one would imagine; casually passing on techniques that are of unknown origins, only a fool would recklessly learn them. However, for your sake, I am still willing to give it a try, as he does seem to have a robust Yang Qi."

The woman wanted to say something, but Wang Shi covered her mouth and said, "Ling, you should rest for now, I need to find you a fresh brain nourisher."

Under the headless statue, next to the neatly arranged bodies, the man delicately sutured the cut on the woman's face. Beside the altar was a dead, grey-black human brain. In such foggy weather, it appeared mysterious and horrifying.

These were scenes Duan Yun did not witness.

He was still thinking that with Huang learning his Stance Technique, even the aged him would certainly lead a vigorous married life.

Before Huang Shi tried practicing Duan Yun's "Strengthening Yang Stance", Hua Wen and Hua Wu had already achieved a certain level with Duan Yun's "Jade Sword True Understanding."

The two brothers said goodbye to Zhang Tielan, found a secluded place, did nothing else, and solely practiced the "Jade Sword True Understanding" passed down by Duan Yun.

That night, Hua Wu couldn't help saying, "Brother, this youngster's Jade Sword True Qi is indeed domineering, it actually dissolved some of my original True Qi."

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Indeed, in the past few days, the more the two practiced, the more they marveled at the fortune and the miraculous mistake in Duan Yun's cultivation.

Their Big Medicine True Qi had already turned from virtual to actual as they kept consuming Big Medicine, but when it met the True Qi mingled with Moonlight, it melted away like ice and snow.

Hua Wu said worriedly, "Should we continue practicing? If we keep going, our own True Qi might be completely devoured."

Hua Wen pondered for a moment and said, "Let's continue! Lately, I've been feeling restless, suspecting someone is targeting us. We need to advance further for safety."

Hua Wu said seriously, "Alright."

In fact, the brothers knew early on, once one starts practicing this Medicine Cultivator technique, there's no stopping.

Because it wasn't just the two of them who were Medicine Cultivators.

Sometimes, they even encountered Big Medicine cultivated by other Medicine Cultivators.

As long as they didn't recklessly consume someone else's Big Medicine, conflicts between Medicine Cultivators were generally not severe. However, with many martial artists being foolish and competition among Medicine Cultivators, there were occasional incidents of Medicine Cultivators attacking each other.

It can be said that from the moment they started cultivating medicine, they, like the Big Medicine, were also in the game.

Big Medicine allowed them to harvest, but they could also become targets for some madmen to harvest, which was why the two brothers never stopped cultivating medicine.

Some environments forced you to keep moving forward.

For safety, Hua Wen and Hua Wu had actually distanced themselves from other Medicine Cultivators, purposely coming to remote areas like Lishui City to cultivate medicine. However, they still discovered the traces of other Medicine Cultivators even after so many days.

Once there was competition, there was no stopping.

That was also why the brothers were in a hurry to cultivate and harvest medicine.

But Duan Yun's brand new "Jade Sword True Understanding" provided them with new possibilities.

Possibilities to break out of this situation.

Their long-cultivated Jade Sword True Qi, which was supplemented and solidified over the years, was no match for the Moonlight True Energy they had been cultivating for less than ten days, which showed the strength of the Jade Sword True Qi integrated with Moonlight.

Although cultivating and harvesting medicine had its pleasures, it was laborious and worrying due to the possibility of being harvested by peers. As long as they mastered the Moonlight True Energy, they need not worry about competitors.

Thus, the two brothers redoubled their efforts and continued their fervent practice.

At dawn, Hua Wen and Hua Wu went to the latrines together. Both arrived at their respective stalls and squatted down.

Hua Wu couldn't help saying, "Brother, have you noticed that we've been going to the latrine more frequently lately?"

Hua Wen thought for a moment and said, "It is a bit frequent, but it might just be a reaction of mutual attrition between the two streams of True Qi."

Hua Wu found this to be sensible and pulled up his pants.

To be honest, recently practicing "Jade Sword True Understanding" so intensely had given him a sensation akin to sleepwalking.

At this moment, Hua Wen also stood up.

The two brothers looked at each other, their minds once again occupied with thoughts of cultivation.

However, just then, Hua Wu suddenly realized something and said, "Bro, you didn't defecate?"

"Right, you defecated so quickly?"

Hua Wu said gravely, "Then brother, why are we squatting to urinate?"

This startled realization sent a chilling shock through Hua Wen, who said, "Right, when did we big men start squatting to urinate?"