Love You for the Rest of My Life-Chapter 36: If They Increase, I Will Too

Duke: @Hehe, let’s chat privately

Gu Qibao wondered what could possibly be a good topic to chat about between Di Mingjue and Bo Chenghe?

Opening up Hehe’s chat window, for once, Gu Qibao felt like having some gossip, "What did Di Mingjue want with you?"

Hehe: Gu Qibao, my bank card got hacked, hacked!

Princess Gu VII: Whaat? Who did it?

Hehe: *Sobbing*...his lordship, the Duke!

Damn it, Gu Qibao was surprised and quickly asked: why did he hack you?

Hehe: If I freaking knew, I’d have stopped it!

Princess Gu VII: Oh, my condolences...

Hehe: Damn it!

Princess Gu VII: Ha ... As a perennial poor soul, I’ve always managed to stay unperturbed in the face of disasters. You should learn from me, they’ll return it to you in a few days.

Hehe: Don’t give me that crap, this must have happened because of you!

Princess Gu VII: How the hell is it my fault?

Hehe: All because you blew me a kiss!

Princess Gu VII: I blew a kiss to my sixth sister too.

Hehe: Dude, I’m a man!

Princess Gu VII: Sorry, I’m currently unavailable. I will contact you later.

Hehe: Gu Xiaoqi you old fart, there’s no auto-reply in this app!

Blinking, Gu Qibao thought, whether there is or not, I just won’t reply to you anyway.

Still wondering why Di Mingjue would have hacked Bo Chenghe, suddenly she noticed Bo Chenghe updated his status.

Being a bit too curious, Gu Qibao clicked on it.

Hehe: The sky is fickle, and people’s fortune could change from one morning to the next. Can anyone tell me what to do if my bank card gets hacked? Handsome, sunny boy, desolate and anxious, seeks help from internet gods! I’m willing to sell my soul, pay in kind, anything goes!

He really got hacked? Lord Di is ruthless indeed, but why did he choose to hack him?

Bo Chenghe’s status update was getting blasted, turning Gu Qibao hysterical with laughter.

A Mushroom: Two bucks, need full body shots.

Hehe: @A Mushroom, two hundred thousand, any position you want, how’s that?

A Mushroom: On the cheap side (disgusted face) 𝗳𝚛𝚎𝚎𝘄𝕖𝕓𝕟𝕠𝚟𝚎𝕝.𝗰𝕠𝐦

Hehe: Nangong Ran, go to hell!

Fifth Princess Gu: One buck, will you dance?

Hehe: Fifth sister, please!

One dozen of orange juice: Are you willing to come to the barracks? Are gangbangs okay with you?

After seeing Di Mingchen’s response, Gu Qibao couldn’t resist and commented: Your pride won’t survive this.

A Mushroom: Your pride is torn, your butt is hurt, your smile has turned sour.

Cute Xuanxuan: The wind blows and breaks hearts (sad face). I smell homoerotic tension. (devilish smile)

Hehe: @One Dozen of Orange Juice, I’m the top!

One Dozen of Orange Juice: Bottom...no other explanation needed.

Hehe: Perennial top!

One Dozen of Orange Juice: Perennial bottom...

Hehe: @One Dozen of Orange Juice, Brother, please stop fooling around, okay?

Di Mingzhe: Can’t bear to look straight at it.

Princess Gu I: Can’t bear to look straight at it! +1

Promise: Come to me, bro

Eastern Unbeatable (Bo Chengdong): Come to me, bro +1

Silent Hope (Bo Chengxi): Come to me, bro +2

Model Teacher (Nangong Yue): Can’t bear to look straight at it! +2

Green Leaf (Bo Chengye): Come to me, bro +10086

Princess Gu VII: @All members, leave the boy alone, let me handle it!

Duke: Rebellion is brewing.

A Mushroom: Rebellion brewing +1 @Princess Gu VII

Princess Gu I: Rebellion brewing +2 @Princess Gu VII

Princess Gu IV: Rebellion brewing +3 @Princess Gu VII

Green Leaf: Rebellion brewing +4 @Princess Gu VII

Eastern Unbeatable: Rebellion brewing +5 @Princess Gu VII

Princess Gu VII: @GreenLeaf @EasternUnbeatable, why are you guys adding?

Green Leaf: If they add, I add.

Princess Gu VII: Damn.

After replying, Gu Qibao felt somewhat annoyed. Nangong Ran and the others messing around like this would surely attract everyone’s attention sooner or later.

Normally everyone would play around in the comment section, but Di Mingjue rarely participated, mostly hanging out in the group chat, and often remained silent, occasionally slipping in a few sarcastic comments.