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Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 668: Little Black Panther: I’m So Fat
After settling Ji Zhangzhuo, Li Zhou couldn’t wait to head outside, seemingly eager to do something.
The white-haired, golden-eyed man closed the door and said calmly, "Going to ask the senior brother for a video?"
Li Zhou’s footsteps halted.
He chuckled awkwardly, "No, no, just want to ask senior brother why he’s targeting the second brother."
That’s what he said, but internally he was answering himself: It must be because the second brother is too annoying, that’s why senior brother thought of a way to tease him without hurting him.
Tantai Yi sighed silently.
Previously, he thought the second brother was nothing like what their Master described, but now it seems like everyone except the little sister doesn’t match the Master’s impression.
He vaguely understood the reason for this difference.
Since arriving in the modern world, everyone gradually relaxed and revealed their true nature. For example, the fourth junior who initially seemed sunny and jovial but was actually quite reserved, feeling indebted even after a meal. Now, he’s particularly eager to make bets with people, and whoever loses must treat him to a meal.
To treat a Black Panther with a giant size, one’s wallet would bleed heavily.
A somewhat weary Tantai Yi waved his hand, and Li Zhou turned and ran.
At that moment, it seemed like Tantai Yi was the senior brother.
Li Zhou quickly found Duan Xiayou, and they had a friendly conversation—after complaining about Ji Zhangzhuo, Li Zhou successfully obtained the video and played it once, laughing until his appetite grew.
Although some dishes in the restaurant were unfinished, Li Zhou didn’t dare eat them and ordered delivery instead.
Half an hour later, the delivery arrived, but due to excitement, Li Zhou sprouted panther ears and had to hide in his room, asking Duan Xiayou for help retrieving it.
Duan Xiayou obliged, only to be stopped by Zhen Haowei on his way back.
"The food is cold; I’ll help warm it up."
Duan Xiayou asked suspiciously, "You know how to use a microwave?"
The young chef extended his hand, "I use True Qi to heat it."
Only then did Duan Xiayou hand over the delivery.
Soon, Zhen Haowei brought out several plates of food and rice, placing them on the table.
Duan Xiayou had gone upstairs to call Li Zhou for dinner.
"The food was a bit cold, but it’s warmed up and now on the table."
Three minutes later.
Li Zhou sat in the restaurant wolfing down the food.
The food on the table looked exactly like what he ordered, and the Black Panther harbored no suspicion.
Li Zhou swept through the dishes cleanly, then patted his belly.
"Has this place changed chefs? The cooking is much better than last time—seems like I can order again next time."
Feeling satisfied, he stood up, and with a ’bang’, he transformed into a little black panther, wobbling around.
Gu Cheng, who had just come from the study to get water: "..."
The solemn face showed a fleeting shock but soon returned to normal.
Adjusting his glasses naturally, Gu Cheng bypassed the little black panther and prepared to fetch water. However, the little black panther wouldn’t let him off easily, intercepting his path fiercely, speaking in a human voice.
"Stop right there!"
The voice was both cute and fierce.
Once again, Gu Cheng couldn’t resist adjusting his glasses.
Did the fourth brother’s body shrink and make his voice younger too? But he was clearly told by his sister that even when Li Zhou’s body shrunk, his voice remained that of an adult.
He could only bow his head to look at this cute and fierce panther.
"What’s up?"
"Do you think I’m fat?"
Gu Cheng: "..."
He carefully examined the sleek, black fur.
Most animal cubs indeed appear chubby—like his sister last year had chubby cheeks upon returning, and still does, though Gu Cheng wisely chooses not to speak the truth now.
"How would you like me to answer?"
Gu Cheng mustered his emotional intelligence and seriously inquired.
The little black panther didn’t hesitate, "Say I’m fat! The fattest! Not healthy at all, chubby!"
Gu Cheng began doubting whether he was too tired and hallucinating.
Wasn’t the fourth brother supposed to care about his physique?
Li Zhou often exercised during the day, flaunting his eight-pack abs that made East Gate East envious enough to cry. 𝓯𝙧𝙚𝒆𝙬𝙚𝒃𝙣𝙤𝒗𝓮𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢
Above all, what’s with this childish tone?
Suspecting it might be a prank, Gu Cheng refused to answer.
Just as he opted for another path, the little black panther intercepted again with an adorable ’hmph’.
"Ah!" Still that cutesy voice, "I’m just too fat, can’t even walk!"
Gu Cheng: "..." Such theatrics!
Recalling Ji Zhangzhuo’s rabbit dance earlier, Gu Cheng had an idea of a suspect. He insisted on steering clear of the little black panther and found Zhen Haowei hiding in the kitchen.
"What did you do?"
Zhen Haowei feigned innocence, "I grabbed the wrong food."
He gestured towards the identical dishes on the counter, "But my cooking is definitely better than what’s outside—no worries, brother, go ahead with your work."
Gu Cheng didn’t believe in coincidences.
Li Zhou ordered delivery, and Zhen Haowei cooked identical dishes just in time, only to accidentally mix them up.
"Don’t go overboard."
Gu Cheng could only advise as much.
The squabbles among these brothers were nothing short of the gods at war, something he really shouldn’t interfere with. Luckily, Li Zhou only turned into a little black panther and spoke cutely.
Zhen Haowei enthusiastically poured him water and urged him to leave quickly.
"I need to observe a bit more."
He was conducting an experiment; if Li Zhou showed no unexpected reactions, he’d prepare food for little sister tomorrow. He didn’t want to see her disappointed.
Meanwhile, he was also grateful his sister had rushed out with a person named Wen Li after getting a call, otherwise she would surely have stopped him.
Gu Cheng passed by the cute, ferocious little black panther wielding a cup of water.
The little black panther wobbled as though genuinely heavy, "I’m so fat! Way too fat! Ahh!"
Gu Cheng: "..."
For some reason, he felt the urge to take out his phone and record a video.
Sensible and sent him back to the study.
But once back in the study, he stared at the cup of water, hesitant about drinking.
"I hope there hasn’t been any tampering with this water, right?"
True, Zhen Haowei poured the water in front of him, seemingly not using any tricks.
But cultivators use minuscule tricks not visible to mere mortals!
Tuanzi returned home with the fifth and sixth brother after sponging off Wen Li’s hospitality, not arriving until around nine in the evening.
Upon entering, they were greeted by a meter-high black panther roaring at Zhen Haowei.
Outside, a passerby resident smiled as they greeted Tuanzi.
"Miaomiao, are you all watching Animal World?"
Tuanzi attempted to use her petite frame to block the entire doorway.
"Yes, yes! Miaomiao really likes Animal World, Auntie, make sure to go home early."
She hastily exchanged pleasantries and closed the door.
East Gate West, still outside: "..."
It’s impossible to resent the little sister; if there’s any resentment, it’s towards Li Zhou and Zhen Haowei.
Once inside, East Gate West said irritably, "If you want to fight, just fight! What’s with all the roaring? Use your claws and scratch him hard!"
Internally, East Gate East feebly replied, "You’re really resenting the fourth brother and seventh brother’s great physiques."
"No way! Just eight-pack abs—I’ll have them too someday!"







