Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 665: Second Senior Brother Has Gone Crazy

Chapter 665: Chapter 665: Second Senior Brother Has Gone Crazy

The tall chef couldn’t help but imagine that scene.

The cute and soft little junior sister imitating cats and dogs. She wasn’t Li Zhou and couldn’t turn into a Black Panther, so she could only mimic these actions with a human face. Whether kneading her chubby cheeks with her tiny paws or looking pitifully with wide eyes like a puppy, everything about her... was doubly adorable!

The wildly infatuated Zhen Haowei held back.

"I might not be able to control myself."

Tuanzi tilted her head: "What do you mean? Doesn’t your delicious cooking always have the same effect? Amplifying emotions, imitating cats and dogs?"

So far, the two examples provided by the seventh senior brother were about amplifying emotions, but by the fourth senior brother, it was all about imitating cats and dogs. Later, the system even downloaded some funny videos of John and Mike from the internet, where they too imitated animals like cats and dogs.

Zhen Haowei guiltily looked away and started chopping vegetables. His chopping movements were skilled and quick, yet his eyes seemed vacant.

Tuanzi looked at him eagerly.

She suspected that the seventh senior brother was hiding something, yet her clever little mind just couldn’t figure it out.

Her tiny paw patted her little head.

[Miaomiao: Little Gu, can you help Miaomiao analyze this? Miaomiao’s brain isn’t working today]

[Ancient Martial System: You’re partly right and partly wrong. Haven’t you noticed? Emotional amplification and imitating cats and dogs don’t occur simultaneously. Instead of saying that making delicious food while mastering "Extremes lead to opposite" amplifies negative emotions, it’s more about what emotions are amplified and what actions are taken, which is determined by the one cooking.]

Tuanzi looked utterly confused.

[Ancient Martial System: Do you think your seventh senior brother is a passive person? Would he allow his every move to be controlled by a manual?]

Tuanzi vigorously shook her head.

Despite looking honest, this new senior brother is inherently proud and would not let others control his fate.

[Ancient Martial System: That’s right, regarding the manual, he definitely hasn’t said everything. You’ve asked him multiple times, and he still hasn’t told you. Maybe he doesn’t want to, or maybe it’s his secret to survival that can’t be casually shared.]

[Miaomiao: His secret to survival?]

Tuanzi immediately covered her mouth and shook her head again.

[Miaomiao: Then no more asking.]

More important than satisfying curiosity is the safety of her senior brother.

Soon, the kitchen was filled with the aroma of the dishes.

Tuanzi couldn’t help but stand on tiptoe, as if the fragrance was making her float.

With her bright, black eyes looking over, she realized her senior brother had quickly made several meat dishes.

There was farmhouse stir-fried pork, braised corn ribs, garlic chicken feet, and potato stew with beef brisket... Tuanzi slurped down her drool, almost looking at Zhen Haowei with teary eyes.

"Senior brother, these are all Miaomiao’s favorite dishes."

Basically, as long as it’s meat, she loves it!

But at home, there’s a second senior brother who likes to compete with her for meat!

"Uh, these..."

Zhen Haowei awkwardly looked away, "are prepared for the second senior brother."

"Snap!"

Zhen Haowei puzzled: "What’s that sound?"

"The sound of Miaomiao’s heart breaking." Tuanzi clutched her chest and took two steps back.

For the sake of delicious food, she still made an effort, "Really can’t I just have a taste? Just one bite. Miaomiao can afford the price of one taste!"

She didn’t mind imitating a cat at all!

Zhen Haowei remembered what happened while cooking just now and hurriedly shook his head.

"This time, it’s not as simple as learning to imitate cats and dogs."

"Hmm?"

Realizing his slip of the tongue, and fearing the little junior sister would be too disappointed, Zhen Haowei quickly said, "When my cooking gets really good effects, I’ll cook for you to eat. You like these, right? Then I’ll..."

"No need."

Tuanzi’s expression instantly changed.

Covering her mouth, she fled quickly.

She understood the saying "extremes lead to opposite" very well. Just as the current food was delicious, the following dish would surely be awful. In this era of plenty, she had no desire to eat bad food!

Even though she said this, Tuanzi was still deeply envious that the second senior brother could eat such delicious dishes.

She ran from the kitchen to the study, and peeked out from the doorframe.

Gu Cheng, dealing with proper work, looked up at his sneaky sister but thought better of interrupting her.

Tuanzi observed secretly, waiting until Ji Zhangzhuo was in the dining room, then she quietly sneaked out, moving cautiously all the way.

In the living room, Tantai Yi, who was reading a book, looked bewilderedly at his passing junior sister.

Not understanding much, but not interfering was the right call.

Tuanzi scurried to the entrance of the dining room, squatted down, and peeked out with a little head, quickly pulling it back.

In that glance, he confirmed Ji Zhangzhuo had his back to them, and Zhen Haowei was nowhere in sight.

Peeking again, she saw Ji Zhangzhuo had begun eating.

Seeing him start eating was one thing, but he even kept commenting.

"These ribs are so flavorful, and they come off the bone so easily, not taxing on the teeth at all."

"Ooh."

Tuanzi hugged her sad self tighter.

"These chicken feet are also delicious, fried to perfection, then well marinated."

Tuanzi stared intently at Ji Zhangzhuo’s back, wishing she could push this senior brother aside and take his place.

"This brisket... incredible, just incredible!"

Tuanzi: o(╥﹏╥)o

Even the system was annoyed by this second senior brother.

You are eating, so eat, do you need to say so much? The host was already provoked.

Eating past the halfway point, immersed in satisfaction, Ji Zhangzhuo sensed something, turned around, and saw the little junior sister squatting at the dining room entrance, staring at him.

"Do you want to eat too?"

Ji Zhangzhuo generously said, "Join me and eat!"

Tuanzi stood up excitedly, and before finishing her sentence, saw Ji Zhangzhuo put down his chopsticks and stand up expressionless.

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Once standing, Ji Zhangzhuo twisted his neck, shook his legs, and danced in front of Tuanzi.

And now, his expression was full of joy and exuberance.

"Everyone, dance with me!"

"Let’s all sway!"

Tuanzi: "?"

Her little head was full of question marks.

She watched wide-eyed as the second senior brother performed an energetic and youthful dance, then switched to belly dancing, occasionally wiggling his neck and shaking his stomach.

That image, so eye-searing.

She covered her eyes and ran out.

"Seniors, it’s not good! The second senior brother has gone crazy!"

A few minutes later, several brothers gathered in the courtyard.

There was nothing they could do as Ji Zhangzhuo danced his way into the courtyard.

Even Gu Cheng came out to see the spectacle.

He watched Ji Zhangzhuo, a large man with a baby face dancing the seaweed dance.

Dancing was one thing, but he even sang aloud.

Feeling a warm presence by his side, he looked down and saw his sister pointing in horror at Ji Zhangzhuo, "Did the second senior brother eat a poisonous mushroom? Does he think he’s a dancing little figure?"

But she distinctly remembered there weren’t any mushrooms in the dishes cooked by the seventh senior brother!

Gu Cheng didn’t have time to analyze, as Ji Zhangzhuo switched to a different dance—the bunny hop.

A big man acting cute, this scene... He covered his sister’s eyes and sighed silently.