Journey to the West: Starting by taking Sun Wukong as my disciple!-Chapter 625 - 624 Tian Peng Bluffs the Land Deity

The Land Deity looked at Marshal Tian Peng’s expression, somewhat puzzled, and asked, "What is it, Marshal Tian Peng, do you have any concerns?"

"I do," Tian Peng said as he began to spin a lie with his eyes wide open.

"What’s the matter?" the Land Deity inquired.

"Well, this matter is not a trivial one. As you know, I am not only the Marshal in charge of the safety of the Milky Way region, but I also have another role as a clerk at Chaos Residence," Tian Peng explained.

The God of Fortune, though not in the Heavenly Court, had heard a little about this.

However, he still didn’t understand the inevitable connection between this matter and not telling the Jade Emperor that he was helping with the Strange Insects.

"It’s about this same matter that not just I am solving, but also our shopkeeper; it’s being resolved by all the folks at Xian Xian Residence," Tian Peng continued.

"So it was Xian Xian Residence that resolved it!"

The God of Fortune also knew of Xian Xian Residence’s reputation and was very surprised that Xian Xian Residence would actually deal with an issue for such a minor figure as a Local Deity.

"Our Xian Xian Residence is just a small shop. Generally, mundane affairs and those of the Heavenly Court are not our business. Even when the Jade Emperor comes to dine with us, it’s just a meal. After all, it’s just a small restaurant and can’t become anything significant. No matter how renowned we are, isn’t it still just a small eatery?" Tian Peng said.

The God of Fortune really didn’t dare agree with this because, after all, it could not really be considered just a small eatery.

The reputation of Xian Xian Residence had spread throughout the six realms, and Xian Xian Residence did not skimp on its customers; as long as there was an order, they would cook.

Therefore, it was not uncommon for beings from all six realms to dine at Xian Xian Residence, and such a big deal could not be summarized as merely a small eatery.

Tian Peng didn’t care whether the God of Fortune agreed or not; he had more to say and was not concerned about the other’s response.

"Our shop does an extensive business, and our reputation is great, but that’s because we are simply running a restaurant. No matter how well-known we are, it doesn’t matter much since we are an eatery after all," he added.

While Tian Peng was saying this, he was still making up things in his mind, "If you report to the Jade Emperor that we have helped you, the nature of it would change completely."

"How would it change? You’ve helped us, the Jade Emperor should be even more grateful to you," the Local Deity argued, not understanding.

"It’s different. I’m telling you, Local Deity, you are too naive," Tian Peng remarked.

"Think about it. We are a restaurant, and no matter how prestigious, we stay out of affairs of the six realms; we are just an eatery. But now that we have helped you, doesn’t that count as meddling with the affairs of the six realms?"

The Local Deity thought for a moment and then nodded.

"Exactly, if we interfere with the six realms, those who were envious of us before will have a lot to say," Tian Peng stated.

"What do you mean? What you did is a good thing, isn’t it?" the God of Fortune questioned, perplexed.

"We did a good deed, but that doesn’t prevent some people from doing bad deeds," replied Tian Peng.

"Just think. We’re already the envy of many. If we help the mortal realm, which is under the Jade Emperor’s jurisdiction, won’t the other realms think that Xian Xian Residence is in league with the Jade Emperor?"

"So what if they know?"

"The key is whether we are in league with the Jade Emperor or not, and the Jade Emperor knows this best," Marshal Tian Peng said. "If someone with an agenda says a few words to sow discord, our help from Xian Xian Residence could be twisted from good intentions to bad ones."

"What if someone tells the Jade Emperor that Xian Xian Residence is trying to meddle in mortal affairs and take over his duties? Even if we’re in the right, it’s hard to clear our name. Isn’t that right, Local Deity?"

The God of Fortune was moved by Marshal Tian Peng’s words, nodded, and felt there seemed to be some sense in what Tian Peng had voiced.

"You see, that’s just how it is. I’m not being overly suspicious; it’s mainly because one matter can lead to many others," Marshal Tian Peng said, gauging the God of Fortune’s expression and knowing he had convinced him with his words.

"So, Marshal Tian Peng, how do you propose to resolve this issue?" the God of Fortune inquired. "Wouldn’t it suffice if I simply don’t report the help you provided me?"

"Mm, you should not only refrain from reporting it, but also keep it to yourself even if someone asks," Marshal Tian Peng instructed.

"The mortal realm is about to enter winter anyway. When the time comes for the inspection from above, you just say these Strange Insects couldn’t withstand the cold of winter and died off as it cooled down."

Most species can’t endure the chill of winter, so Tian Peng’s suggestion was feasible and would seem reasonable when explained later.

"Marshal Tian Peng has thought this through thoroughly. I am just a fool who didn’t consider all this. I thought I was doing a good deed for you all and almost made a huge mistake. I am truly sorry, Marshal Tian Peng," the Local Deity quickly apologized to Tian Peng.

Marshal Tian Peng was just blabbering nonsense, something that shouldn’t be taken seriously. He just waved his hand and said with a smile, "No harm done. This matter is not that significant. Just remember it, and I hope you don’t divulge my whereabouts to anyone, as it could cause me trouble."

The God of Fortune nodded solemnly. Tian Peng and the residents of Xian Xian Residence had helped him, and he couldn’t just heartlessly disregard them.

He would definitely keep this matter a secret, holding it close to his heart, and would not tell anyone, even if the Jade Emperor asked.

"Rest assured, Marshal Tian Peng. I will certainly not reveal a thing. You and Xian Xian Residence have helped me, and I understand the principle here. I will surely keep this matter deeply buried within me," the God of Fortune declared earnestly.

Tian Peng nodded; this was the effect he had wanted.

Then, pretending to be thoughtful, he nodded again, "Just remember this matter, and certainly don’t tell anyone about it. We helped you merely by chance. Just forget about the help we provided, and only remember not to reveal to others that you’ve seen me. That’s all."

With these words, he instantly elevated himself and Xian Xian Residence to another level.

Seeing his serious expression, the God of Fortune became solemn as well. "I have taken Marshal Tian Peng’s words to heart and will not leak anything you have entrusted to me." 𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮

"Good, I have other matters to attend to and cannot linger here any longer," Tian Peng said, preparing to leave.

The God of Fortune quickly bowed respectfully, "Please take your time, Marshal Tian Peng."

"Mm, you go back. Let’s leave it at that," Tian Peng said before leaving for Xian Xian Residence.

"Shopkeeper, I’ve already explained everything to the Local Deity," Marshal Tian Peng reported to Chen Nuo as soon as he returned to Xian Xian Residence and rushed into the kitchen.

Chen Nuo was cooking and chuckled upon hearing Tian Peng’s voice, saying, "You’ve indeed grown. You’re spouting lies so fluently now. I was going to brief you on what to say, but it seems that was unnecessary."

Hearing this, Tian Peng paused, then scratched his head somewhat sheepishly, "You knew all along, huh, Shopkeeper?"

"I thought you might’ve forgotten to discuss this with the God of Fortune," Chen Nuo said, focusing on the pan, "I was just on my way there when I heard you sweet-talking him, so I turned back."

"Heh heh, well, I’m used to hustling in the mortal realm. You’ve got to give someone room to grow," Marshal Tian Peng laughed as he explained.