Invincible Divine Doctor of the Beautiful Lady-Chapter 740 - 714: The Illusory Reality

Dining with a beauty is probably a very fortunate and wonderful thing for any guy. Take Liang Youshan, for example. Right now, he’s feeling like he’s floating into heaven, so enraptured that he can’t stop. There’s a saying: "Happy to die beneath a peony, a ghost would still be amorous." Liang Youshan feels that even if dining with Hu Yaomei costs him a year of his life, it would be worth it.

But for Tangyu, it feels very stressful, very uncomfortable.

Hu Yaomei’s sultry, soul-stealing glances incessantly surveyed Tangyu. Her lascivious expressions were performed to perfection, making her look like a fairy eager to devour him. This rhythm totally gave Tangyu a sense of being blatantly teased. Furthermore, Hu Yaomei exuded such a strong presence that few men could face her without feeling somewhat ashamed of themselves.

It was like the oppressive feeling an average joe has in the presence of a goddess.

This feeling annoyed Tangyu, extremely so. After all, wasn’t he the slayer of thousands of young girls, the master of seducing women—what kind of beauty couldn’t he conquer? Even Qian Shanxue, the goddess among the inner sect disciples, had been toyed with by him, but now he felt almost out of breath under Hu Yaomei’s pressure.

After a bit of reflection, Tangyu felt somewhat relieved, concluding that at the end of the day he was just too pure. Facing such a seductress, he should fight like with like. So what if she’s a brazen woman? If she flirts, you just go for it even bolder.

However, Tangyu couldn’t bring himself to do such a thing, so he was very conflicted, wishing he could turn into a lusty wolf at that moment.

"Hehe, Tangyu, I’ve realized that you’re actually quite pleasing to look at. At first glance, you don’t seem particularly handsome, but upon closer inspection, you get more and more attractive, and your manliness becomes more pronounced. What’s most admirable is that you remain composed in front of me. Should I say you’re a gentleman who maintains his integrity, or should I call you a cunning man hidden beneath a soft exterior?" Hu Yaomei said with a seductive smile, coming off like an experienced fujoshi teasing an innocent young boy.

So, Tangyu got angry.

Tangyu stared straight at Hu Yaomei and responded with a smirk, "Why can’t you say I’m pure and honest, with an extremely strong will? Don’t you think that a good man like me wouldn’t lack beautiful women around him? I’m not afraid to tell you the truth: I started picking up girls at three, built my harem by five, and by eight my harem was well established. At twelve, I swept everyone off their feet, and by sixteen, I had thousands of beauties in my harem. Now, to tell you without scaring you, I have at least ten million if not eight hundred million women who like me. You think I shouldn’t be composed right now?"

"Hehehe..." Hu Yaomei immediately burst into laughter, rocking back and forth, causing quite a spectacle.

While Hu Yaomei’s clothes were not revealing, the size of her ample bosom meant that when she laughed, it was like watching waves on a drum. Now, with her chest swaying before Tangyu’s eyes, it was certainly an explosive visual experience.

"Tangyu, I didn’t expect you to be quite humorous. You look so honest, but you’re really not, are you? How dare you call yourself pure? I think you’re the one who’s hiding the most," Hu Yaomei said unapologetically, revealing Tangyu’s charade.

Tangyu protested with righteous indignation, "How could that be possible? I’m truly very pure. I never pretend to be profound—I already have depth and substance, so why bother pretending, right?"

"Look at my friend here, he’s a standard lecher. Just look at this happy-in-lust expression of his. Despite being a wolf, he still retains some honesty; at least he doesn’t hide his inner thoughts, and I think that’s commendable. As the saying goes, ’Birds of a feather flock together.’ Seeing us together, you can tell I’m an honest person too. So, what I show you is completely my character and integrity."

Liang Youshan looked innocently at Tangyu, wondering why he was being dragged into this inappropriate analogy.

"Pfft—" Hu Yaomei was amused once again, "Come on, with your little bit of integrity, I saw through you at a glance. What kind of man haven’t I seen before? You think you can escape my discerning eye with those petty manly schemes? Childish."

"What ’elder sister’ this and ’elder sister’ that? I think you’re at most eighteen years old in nominal age," Tangyu said.

Hu Yaomei smiled flirtatiously, "Yes, I’m eighteen in nominal age, actually twenty-six."

"Cough—well, actually I’m twenty-four in actual age, sixteen in nominal age, so I should indeed call you elder sister. Feels about right, calling you ’auntie’ would even do," Tangyu said.

Hu Yaomei raised her fist in a cutesy threat and pouted, "Drop dead, call me elder sister, dare to call me auntie and see if I don’t sort you out."

Sort me out then, sort me out back at home if you dare.

Seeing the two hit it off like a house on fire, just like a couple flirtatiously bickering, Liang Youshan was filled with envy once again, sincerely kneeling over it.

Countless boys from the Outer Sect fancied Hu Yaomei, but very few could actually engage with her so spiritedly. Moreover, those few who could were all notable figures of the Outer Sect, each standing tall like beings amidst the clouds.

It wasn’t just Liang Youshan, but at this moment, even the others around seemed to forget about their meals, almost everyone’s gaze intensively fixed on this side. Seeing such a scene, it wasn’t just envy, but outright jealousy.

But all they could do was envy and feel jealous, Tangyu’s image in their hearts also grew immensely all of a sudden.

In the midst of idle chatter, the food quickly arrived, and they even ordered two bottles of fine wine. This pleasant conversation surprisingly drew Tangyu and Hu Yaomei’s relationship much closer, just like old friends. They could effortlessly joke around, even flirt a little, often making Hu Yaomei burst into laughter. After chatting for a while, Tangyu’s fondness for Hu Yaomei greatly increased.

It seemed she was not just some fairy who was good at spending money. In fact, she was pretty nice, at least that’s how she felt to Tangyu.

Tangyu smirked inwardly, thinking that he had assumed entering the Myriad Saints Valley for cultivation would be a very dull affair, but unexpectedly, on his first day in the Outer Sect, it had been full of surprises. First Qian Shanxue, and now Hu Yaomei. It seemed that the Myriad Saints Valley was not as he had imagined. Here, he could also find his own piece of happiness.

This meal was naturally very relaxed and enjoyable, and even though the bill amounted to nearly two hundred thousand by the end, it didn’t make Tangyu feel the slightest bit of pain. Earning money was just too easy for him. Spending a couple hundred thousand on a meal might be astonishing in the secular world, but it really wasn’t much here.

Different positions lead to different horizons.

After the meal, Hu Yaomei stood up and said, "Thank you for the lavish lunch, Tangyu. I’ll let you treat me again next time if there’s a chance. I’ve got things to do, so I’ll be taking my leave." Having said that, she threw Tangyu a seductive wink, then swayed away gracefully.

Watching her departing figure was indeed a kind of aesthetic enjoyment.

Yaomei left just like that, taking with her not a single cloud but a great many souls.

It wasn’t until Yaomei’s figure completely disappeared that Liang Youshan finally giggled and choked out a few words, "Beauty, supreme beauty. Huff, I’m so shamelessly hard right now, it’s unbearable—I need to go to the restroom, Tangyu, wait for me." Having said that, Liang Youshan shamelessly took off.

Tangyu gave Liang Youshan a disdainful look, then looked down at himself and couldn’t help but curl his lip, "Little Tangyu, when did you also start to become a bit shameless?"

Embarrassed, are you seriously getting hard from that?

"Hehe, Brother Tangyu, my name is Shi Dadeng, Brother Tangyu really is a master."

"So amazing and awe-inspiring, I’m impressed, Brother Tangyu. Let’s get to know each other, my name is Wang Jing."

One after another, figures approached Tangyu with friendly greetings, some of them clearly trying to ingratiate themselves. Making the acquaintance of someone with a ’background’ was naturally a good thing. At this moment, in everyone’s hearts, Tangyu was already a person with an impressive background.

Otherwise, who would dare to point directly at Dong Ziqi’s nose and curse, and still make Dong Ziqi leave without even farting?

Otherwise, how could one attract the added affection of Yaomei? To say it was because he was handsome—nonsense, there were plenty of handsome Outer Sect Disciples. Handsomeness can’t fill the stomach; how could the eyes of Ancient Martial Artists be so shallow?

Therefore, the only explanation was that Tangyu had powerful support behind him.

Tangyu also responded with a smile to each, the struggles within the Outer Sect were fierce, so making more friends was definitely a good thing.

Tangyu’s approachability further increased everyone’s favorable impression of him. Even those who were a bit jealous and speaking ill in their hearts couldn’t help but come up to say hello and introduce one another. The atmosphere turned quite thick and fitting.

When Liang Youshan returned and saw this scene, he was also a bit surprised, then came to an understanding afterward.

Tangyu said to everyone, "Gentlemen, I’ll take my leave first, we’ll chat more next time."

"Hehe, next time we’ll treat Brother Tangyu to a drink."

"Right, let’s have a drink and a good chat when we have the chance."

After saying goodbye to everyone, Tangyu and Liang Youshan quickly left the Chaoyang Tavern. As soon as they were outside, Tangyu gave Liang Youshan a disdainful sideways glance, "So pretentious."

Liang Youshan didn’t respond immediately, looking at Tangyu with a puzzled and confused expression, "Pretentious about what?"

"You’re pretentious, just how many minutes has it been? Including your round trip, I’ve calculated it for you, all in all, it hasn’t even been three minutes. You’re truly a quick shooter, don’t you think you’re rather pretentious?" Tangyu said.

"..." Liang Youshan instantly turned red with embarrassment. He also wore an expression of grievance; could he be blamed?

Did he want it to be like this?

Clearly not. He had been dining for nearly an hour just moments ago, which meant he had been ’hard’ for an entire hour. Under such torment, how could he not surrender quickly?

Moreover, he was still a virgin, which naturally made things somewhat...different.

Tangyu looked at him and said, "Looks like I need to prescribe some medicine for you to properly recuperate, ensuring you’ll be absolutely sturdy afterward, thicker, larger, and more enduring."

"Er..."

Liang Youshan’s face turned even redder with shyness, but soon he asked with curiosity, "Can this really be treated?"

Tangyu replied, "Of course it can. It’s just a minor issue. After all, I am the Divine Doctor. This little problem will surely be cured by the right medicine, showing effects in three days, and you’ll be much better in seven."

"Haha, alright then, whip one up for me," Liang Youshan grinned and laughed.

"Sure, I’ll write you a prescription, and you can go get the medicine," Tangyu nodded.

"Er... where do I get the medicine? We can’t possibly get it around here, right?" Liang Youshan immediately felt speechless.