I transmigrated and got a husband and a son!-Chapter 1248: Eat her tofu all day

"Waahahah! Serve them all right! How dare they think they can date before me!? If I’m single, everyone’s single!"

"I’m not a part of this toxicity," Primo remarked as he leaned back against the intricate chair while eating chips. "I came with them last night because I thought it was fun since they do it all the time."

Princess chuckled and shook her head. "I don’t know this either. Joker, that’s not nice."

"Of course, it’s not! Why would I do it if it is?" Joker roared and shook his head. "But it was funny! They can try all they want, but the next person who will marry is me!"

Princess and Primo exchanged looks while Joker was laughing evilly again.

Unfortunately, all the speed dating and blind dates Axel, Moose, and Gray attended were all hosted by Joker. And yes, everyone participating was just actors he hired to pull the biggest prank on those three. It was toxic, but also deadly. This was a dangerous game only Joker would play.

"You have a death wish. But yeah, it’s funny." Primo nodded as he couldn’t deny it. "That look on Moose’s face is superb."

Princess sighed and cast Joker a look. "If they found out, don’t tell me I didn’t warn you."

"Yeah. You better know how to hide then because all your remaining fingers will disappear," Primo added before he raised his brows when he saw Bear walking out with Sebastian while carrying Miracle in his arms.

Unlike them, Bear and Princess decided to stay in the Zhu Palace to help Hera and Dominic with the place. Not just them, but many other reapers ended up applying to Hera as house workers. So, it wasn’t a stretch to say this mansion was filled with excellent assassins as maids, cooks, servers, and even gardeners.

"The Young Master is growing old, huh? Is he a teen now?"

With Primo’s question, Princess couldn’t help but shift her eyes to Sebastian. The young master had grown taller than when she first met him.

"Not yet, but he has a tall mother and a tall father. So, it’s no surprise he has quite the limbs," she said with a smile. "Bear’s taking them for a ride. They’re probably going to see the triplets."

Having said that, Princes jumped from her chair and rushed to follow Bear and the two kids.

Watching this, Primo smiled subtly and then looked back at Joker.

"I don’t think you’re good for my mental health," Primo said before he pushed himself up to do some take-home work.

Two years after the battle with the Oxley, Primo went through a lot of ups and downs. But even so, he continued to live. Right now, he is studying law again while doing some legal assistance for the poor.

But as Primo reached the great hall of the palace, he stopped when he saw people arriving at the entrance. He squinted his eyes as his gaze fell on a young man talking to another person beside him.

"Who the hell is that?" Primo wondered and dragged his feet toward the entrance. When he was closer, he heard a familiar voice call him.

"Sir Alexander!"

"Huh?" Primo shifted his eyes and caught Nigel jogging in. "Oh, it’s you!"

Nigel stopped in front of him and grinned. "Yes, we just arrived."

"Ahh. Well, Hera’s not here, but she’ll be back later — probably."

"It’s alright. We already talked to her on the phone and we’ll just wait for her." Nigel nodded before Primo averted his eyes to the young man who approached Nigel’s side.

"Nigel, care to share who this young man is?"

Nigel and the young man raised their brows before they looked at each other. Seeing their reaction, Primo furrowed his brows.

"Ah. Sir Alex, this is the Young Master Charlie."

"Sir Alexander." Charlotte, who looked more like a man now, greeted him with a bright smile. "The last time you saw me, I was wearing a dress. But it’s me, Charlotte."

"..."

For a moment, Primo’s mind went blank. He looked at Charlotte from head to toe. His hair was cut short and was styled fashionably. Although he was still petite, there were now some trained muscles in his arm. But above all, the Charlotte he remembered was short and had a feminine voice.

This young man right here was almost as tall as him, and his voice sounded like it had just entered adolescence.

"Young Master Charlie is going through treatment because the late Mrs. Oxley made him drink some medicines to stop his growth hormones," Nigel explained, knowing telling Primo this was fine. "After the treatment, his body started growing normally again."

"Ahh..." Primo was still shocked. "Does Hera know this?"

Charlotte shook his head and grinned. "I wanted it to be a surprise."

"Well, maybe a word of advice!" Primo clapped. "If you’re going to surprise her, please don’t touch her or hug her or get close to her."

Nigel and Charlotte tilted their heads. "Why?"

"Dominic is actually the jealous type. I don’t want some dog food tonight." After giving them friendly advice, Primo waved and strode off. "Nice seeing you both again."

Charlotte and Nigel stared at Primo’s back in confusion. They looked at each other and shrugged, not dwelling on it so much.

Soon, however, when Hera and Dominic arrived home with some company, Charlotte realized why Primo had given that advice. The second Hera’s eyes landed on him, a glint flickered across Dominic’s eyes.

Dominic might be smiling, but Charlotte felt like a demon was eyeing him when Hera excitedly embraced her.

And in under ten minutes, Hera and Dominic went missing, only to return to join everyone for their anniversary dinner.

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"This is not okay!" Hera crossed her arms.

Dominic, who was sitting on the bed with his back against the headboard, looked up at her. "What’s not okay?"

"Darling! Tiger is having triplets!" Hera lamented and dramatically jumped on the bed. "When is baby number three gonna come?"

"Haha." Dominic put the book away from on his lap and crawled his way to her. Keeping her locked in his arms, he wiggled his brows and said, "Maybe tonight?"

Hera frowned as she gazed up at the beautiful face hovering over her. "Darling, should I get checked?"

"Hmm?"

"We had Miracle so easily, but that’s because it’s Heaven’s body. Now, we’ve been trying for a year, but still no luck." Sadness flickered across her eyes, thinking Tiger and Ivy had just got married, but Ivy was now pregnant. "Do you think I’m too old for this?"

Dominic smiled gently. "Let’s get checked if that is what you want, but it still wouldn’t change my mind to want to try and try and try."

"People say I’m the pervert, but you are," she mumbled, only to see his lips curled up.

"That’s reputation for you." A chuckle escaped him as he planted a soft kiss on her nose. His eyes squinted a bit and, seeing that smile for a hundredth time, Hera almost gained this newfound fear of her husband.

Hera always thought she was the pervert in this relationship, but now, her husband scared her! Who wouldn’t?! When all he wanted to do was to eat her tofu all day. It wasn’t like it was bad, but he was like an insatiable beast who wouldn’t stop after just a few times! He drives her crazy!