I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality-Chapter 924 - 445: A Colossal Blunder

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Chapter 924: Chapter 445: A Colossal Blunder

General, regardless of being able to fight and conquer, a Female Drought Fiend wagering battle with an injured body is somewhat irrational.

The Four Sinful Gods guard the celestial path’s gate to prevent the Female Drought Fiend from executing a diversion, threatening the stability of the three realms’ passage, causing the River of Oblivion to flood back and collapse the perilous celestial path.

The River of Oblivion, also known as the River of Forgetfulness, is the only river that flows through the three realms.

This river symbolizes the Netherworld and is also the ferry of fate and reincarnation.

Aside from those few enlightened beings outside the six paths of the three realms, not within the Five Elements, all others—humans, gods, spirits, and monsters, the destiny of all things, and even the laws of the world, all souls, and causes—cannot escape the suffering of the River of Oblivion.

This is a river of suffering gathered from the tears of all beings, yet it is also the singularity connecting the three realms.

The Nine Netherworlds Dharma Master has not yet refined the power of Yin Mountain and is unable to completely rule the Netherworld, thus dares not open the gate rashly.

The Celestial Emperor is bound by the forces of heaven and earth, unable to rely on the power of all immortals and gods to sever his body and the law corpses of the immortals and gods.

The gods dare not rashly descend to the lower realm to encircle the law corpse of the Celestial Emperor; under the catastrophe, the Upper Realm Gods and Buddhas consider not battle but human relations and worldly matters.

Not to mention the rise of demons and the decline of Dao; even if they fight, it may not be a winning situation!

Both ways are strenuous and unrewarding, so it’s better to adopt the strategy of delay.

The Nine Netherworlds Dharma Master needs time to refine the power of Yin Mountain and gain control of the Netherworld.

The Celestial Emperor and the gods also don’t want to immediately tear their disguise apart, shaking the existing foundations.

Both sides are waiting for an opportunity, and the only ones suffering are the mortals, about to fall into hell.

This is also the crux of the River of Oblivion gate benefiting from both ends, not only receiving the Celestial Emperor’s permission but also being sheltered by the law corpse’s transcendence.

As the saying goes, using a hemp stalk to hit a wolf, both ends are feared.

Under such circumstances, guarding the River of Oblivion, preventing the celestial path from opening, and not letting conflicts become overt too soon has become the unspoken consensus of everyone.

Only humans, from beginning to end, are in deep waters and fierce flames.

They are like pawns on a chessboard that can only move forward, with no excess choices.

But now, there is a pawn on the chessboard capable of running, jumping, turning, and even executing a back stab.

As such, this unique pawn has arrived at the Chu River Edge.

And further ahead is the River of Oblivion, capable of devouring even the bones of immortals and gods completely.

Zhuoshui Dojo, the location of the River of Oblivion’s gate.

The knowledgeable Kitchen God is inquiring about who the husband of the Female Drought Fiend might be.

Huan Dou and Kong Ren exchange confused looks, "How could a Celestial Maiden have a husband?"

Seeing this, the Kitchen God explains the meaning of the phoenix crown and wedding robe, leaving the once sinful gods bewildered. 𝕗𝗿𝕖𝐞𝐰𝗲𝕓𝐧𝕠𝕧𝗲𝐥.𝚌𝐨𝚖

Who would be so insane as to marry this fiery-tempered Female Yaksha, capable of making vast lands barren with a single disagreement?

The sinful gods, long exiled, typically don’t engage in high-intensity events like General, maintaining keen interest in fresh tales, especially those involving figures from their own time.

Yet, just as everyone was enthusiastically engaging in gossip.

Suddenly, there is a burst of brilliance from the formation battling the fierce general and Yin Soldiers outside the dojo.

Then the light breaks through the military formation, a blinding pillar of light shoots into the sky, catching the gaze of the Four Sinful Gods who then notice a Deity wearing a Five Phoenix Golden Crown and adorned with a divine robe revealing true form outside the dojo.

This Deity possesses six arms with divine techniques equivalent to the General, holding not only a jade scepter and a maternal qi bottle but also a Golden Radiance Umbrella, Yellow Heaven Flag, borrowed golden gourd, Ghost-slaying Treasure Sword, and a red phoenix embroidered ball.

Seeing the other’s attire, entangled floral patterns coil around, Mountains of Longevity and Seas of Happiness faintly emerge, and dragons and phoenixes guard the patterned insignia on the hem, emitting a precious glow making one avert their gaze.

The Four Sinful Gods perceive a long-lost divinity in the Deity’s presence.

Such divinity is only held by those fulfilling grand vows with immense deeds of merit for all beings.

The last they saw such a divine being was the former Celestial Maiden, now the Female Drought Fiend.

"Which realm’s Immortal are you? How dare you defy heavenly laws, descend privately, and invade the celestial path!"

Xu Qing, mindful of the Female Drought Fiend’s agreement, aware of the tight schedule, has no time to chit-chat with these dying sinful gods.

Throwing the Yellow Heaven Flag in hand, instantly enveloping the surrounding hundred miles in a rolling yellow wind, transforming into a forbidden field of yellow sand rejecting all external methods.

Yellow Heaven Great Technique has limited effect on ghostly entities; its sole purpose is to break through all disparities in rank, shattering any obstructions of fate so that under Yellow Heaven, wherever the yellow wind blows, everyone starts from the same point.

In the domain of Yellow Heaven, there is no saying of demon rising and Dao declining, nor can one draw upon external spiritual vitality or yin fiend for use; here, one relies solely on own abilities.

To quickly decide the battle, Xu Qing must isolate everything, utilizing his Flying Corpse Three Transformations magical power, alongside Life-Preserving, Great Luo, and Immortal Hall divine appearances against the Four Sinful Gods.

One power subdues ten abilities, more so when possessing six strengths.

Under the yellow wind-shrouded dojo, Xu Qing withstood the Four Sinful Gods being surrounded by them alone.

As Rain Master, Screen Yi attempts using Rain Master Flag to mobilize the blood pool sewage to break the Yellow Heaven Great Technique.

However, the always-reliable Rain Master Flag fails to move the blood pool sewage.

"Their wind formation is strange, seemingly able to cut off external power; Brother, back off first, let me disperse the yellow sand!"

Marquis of Wind, Fei Lian, not believing in evil, immediately swings the Marquis of Wind fan, but as the treasure fan descends, it instead intensifies the yellow wind’s power within the dojo.

The expression of the Four Sinful Gods changes, the nearby Rain Master promptly holds Fei Lian’s wrist, refusing to let him fan further.

Water God Kong Ren, an insidious person, branded a smooth talker by King Yu during banishment, has a mind that spins quickly.