I Can Get 1,000,000x Returns from Selling Anything!-Chapter 86 --Tickling? Not Even a Scratch

Time flowed amid the clamor.

[Ding! Attention all players! The server-wide event "Battle of Desperation" has officially begun!]

[Tip: Click the event interface button to teleport directly to the battlefield.]

[Tip: In the secret realm Battle of Desperation, eliminated players cannot re-enter. Global synchronized live streaming is now active. All players can spectate, send bullet comments, and tip.]

[Tip: Killing enemy-zone players or completing stage objectives earns Battle of Desperation points, which can be exchanged for various items in the shop.]

[Tip: In Battle of Desperation, all monsters only drop items—not equipment, experience, skill books, or gold coins. Killing players from other world zones grants all these rewards.] 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞

[Tip: Upon entering Battle of Desperation, your attack mode is automatically set to area mode. You cannot damage players from your own world zone.]

Daniel listened to each prompt, expression calm and unchanged.

The rules were no different from his previous lives.

He opened the event interface and lightly tapped the teleport button.

A flash of white light engulfed everything.

When his vision cleared, Daniel found himself standing on unfamiliar land.

The air was tinged with faint smoke and the metallic tang of blood. The distant horizon was shrouded in a grayish haze.

[Ding! You have been automatically assigned to World District 616. Initial login count for District 616: 1.09 billion. System rating for District 616 combat power: SSS-grade! Secret realm quest difficulty automatically adjusted to SSS-grade!]

[Tip: All District 616 players completing the event will receive SSS-grade rewards.]

[Tip: You have entered the Battle of Desperation battlefield. Current area: MC-8848 Teleport Zone.]

[Tip: Map updated. Follow guidance to reach your district’s castle. Wild monsters appear en route. Players must exercise caution.]

Daniel was about to open the map when a flurry of rapid prompts sounded in his ear.

[Tip: You are now in combat! You are under attack by the player "Golden Windblade"!]

[Tip: You are now in combat! You are under attack by the player "The Silent One"!]

[Tip: You are now in combat! You are under attack by the player "von Klein"!]

Simultaneously, a stream of trivial damage numbers floated above his head:

"-1!"

"MISS!"

"-1!"

"MISS!"

Daniel raised an eyebrow.

He looked up to see dozens of foreign-world players surrounding him, unloading torrents of attacks.

Flashes of skill light exploded across his form, yet they struck like waves against a cliff, unable to even scratch the surface of his armor.

Nearly 20,000 points in his four core attributes, combined with the 50% absolute evasion from his Windstrider Robe, made the attacks of these thirty- to forty-level players laughably ineffective.

Yet the attackers’ reactions were even more stunned.

"By the gods! What kind of monster is this?"

"All damage is forced? How is this possible?"

"Forty-plus people attacking one, and each hit deals only one point of damage? I must be seeing things!"

"Look at his title! Upon the Throne... Rising Star of the Empire? Holy Shit!"

"Faustus... he’s Faustus! The one-man city slayer Faustus!"

"No! Wait, run... RUN!"

Daniel’s eyes glinted with icy killing intent.

Planning to strike and run?

Suicide!

He raised his hand, but the scene before him only sharpened his intent.

Within MC-8848 Teleport Zone, countless foreign-world players were ruthlessly slaughtering District 616 players.

They struck with no mercy, treating the humans not as fellow players, but as enemies to be annihilated.

Some had just landed, barely taking in their surroundings before being overwhelmed by a deluge of skills.

Others fought desperately, killing one or two opponents, only to be instantly focused down by dozens.

Those attempting to flee found enemies on all sides—escape was impossible.

The resistance of District 616 seemed fragile and feeble against this premeditated coalition.

Clearly, this was a carefully orchestrated encirclement.

Daniel’s gaze swept across the battlefield of carnage, his fingers slowly brushing against the string of Stellar Wrath.

[Global Live Stream · Faustus Channel]

The moment the Battle of Desperation began, global live streaming activated.

Billions of viewers poured into the most popular player streams, bullet comments flooding like a tidal wave.

"They’re here! Battle of Desperation has started!"

"Check the level rankings! Faustus is Level 100! How are the opponents supposed to fight him?"

"Level 100? With so many worlds united, a single spit could drown him!"

"Exactly! District 616 is doomed this time!"

"MC-8848 Teleport Zone! Faustus is there! Look—"

"My gods, so many attacking him! Dozens against one!"

"Wait... all forced damage? All -1?!"

"What... what kind of defense is this? Cheating, right?!"

Faustus: "Are you tickling me?"

The chat exploded, and under the gaze of billions...

Daniel moved.

Within the teleport zone, Daniel unfurled his Black Dragon Wings.

Ten-meter-wide obsidian wings spread behind him, each feather gleaming with a cold metallic sheen.

He leapt into the air, surveying the chaos below.

Stellar Wrath was drawn taut.

The bowstring vibrated, and a golden arrow tore through the sky, ascending toward the clouds.

Whum—!

[Arrowstorm!]

[Shattering Comet!]

Two devastating SSS-grade skills ignited simultaneously.

At the peak, the arrow exploded, fracturing into thousands of golden streaks, like shattered stars, cascading like a galactic waterfall.

Simultaneously, a torrential arrow rain fell from the clouds, merging with the scattering streaks.

In an instant, the sky was filled with golden light.

Each arrow trailing blazing streaks, each imbued with Strength capable of tearing steel.

Then...

BOOOOM! BOOOOM!

The ground shook violently.

The roar of explosions merged into a deafening chorus, golden fire consuming everything in moments.

Shockwaves overturned all living beings within hundreds of meters.

The earth cracked, stones flew, and the air shimmered with scorching heat.

The foreign-world coalition attacking District 616 hadn’t even realized what had happened—they were shredded like paper under the golden storm of arrows.

When the dust cleared, the area was empty.

[Ding! You have killed ×3,794 foreign-world players!]

[Death Curse BUFF triggered! Targets level -5! Forced drop of equipment! Forced drop of all backpack items!]

[Endless Debt BUFF triggered! Acquired 100% of targets’ gold coins! Targets afflicted with Eternal Debt!]

The ground glimmered with scattered gold, equipment, and materials, sparkling brilliantly in the sunlight.