Global Game: I, the Necromancer, am the scourge-Chapter 1053 - 618

Chapter 1053 -618

Heard that Erlang God is afraid of his wife, and the West Sea Dragon Third Princess Aocun is determined to continue his bloodline, bear a child, and usually forbids him from leaving Guan River Mouth.

Guess this fellow was squeezed too hard, sneaked out from his wife’s bedroom, and upon hearing the great tribulation of the Westward Journey, wants to earn some merits, strengthen two iron kidneys, and rashly came over.

Old Xi spoke with a hint of mockery, his tone somewhat gleeful at others’ misfortune.

Following Chen Sanzang every day, he was bored, naturally gossiping about these heavenly immortals and Buddha heads.

Recently, he even joined a fun group chat, with tens of thousands of talents, all excellent speakers, particularly fond of talking about various gossip.

Hmm, the technical support for the chat group was specifically set up with reference to Pig God’s chat group, involving high-end players from the Reincarnation Hall.

Among them were a few talents who relied on Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation level to eavesdrop at Guan River Mouth for dozens of days.

In order to eavesdrop at the corners, these talents showcased their skills, sometimes luring away the barks-at-heaven dog, teasing this silly dog through the streets.

At least chased by the barks-at-heaven dog through dozens of Penglai East Road to the Heavenly Street as far as the South Heavenly Gate.

Some talents even used the beauty dog tactic, gathered hundreds of colorful pretty female dog demons from all over the world, almost breaking the male dog’s waist of the barks-at-heaven dog, nearly draining its cultivation level, dropping by a great realm.

Moreover, hundreds of offspring were born for the barks-at-heaven dog, each with extraordinary bloodlines, born as Immortal Dogs.

However, the barks-at-heaven dog knew it was wrong, and bringing so many dogs back would surely get disemboweled by its master, just like failing to track Zixia Fairy back in the day, being stewed into dog meat hot pot.

Having been turned into dog-day hot pot, the barks-at-heaven dog has experience!

Not to mention the mischievous deeds of its master, there aren’t many good heavenly immortals, it’s more than a few dozens craving its body!

The only comfort for the barks-at-heaven dog is that even if turned into dog-day hot pot by those immortals, they would send it into the reincarnation, reinvest into the Beast Path, become dog demon again, and provide many Immortal Pills and Spiritual Medicines among other benefits.

Otherwise, how did the barks-at-heaven dog attain all its cultivation?

So it could only painfully part with its beloved offspring, entrusted them to those talents dedicated to eavesdropping on its master’s conversations.

In summary, as its master enjoys with Princess Long San daily, it drives the single dog barks-at-heaven crazily eating dog food, so it needs to get rid of being single, aiming to be stronger than its master.

Humph, who told its master to indulge in love daily, completely disregarding its single dog existence?

Nowadays, hum hum, the barks-at-heaven dog is also a family man, with hundreds of beautiful consorts, one multicolored female dog demon after another, so captivating it can’t get out of bed.

Unlike its master, who has been in romance with Princess Long San for so long, yet hasn’t conceived a child.

Old Xi just loves watching and listening to these talents’ videos and voice messages.

Chen Sanzang and Old Xi control the old tiger to travel, while playing Erlang God’s video and voice messages in their minds.

A certain mischievous system even greeted Erlang God directly, then without hesitation transmitted a video to Erlang God.

As for the video’s content, naturally it is clips recorded by those talents eavesdropping at Guan River Mouth~~.

The Erlang God, originally preparing to descend the clouds and forcibly kill the Tiger Demon, was shocked as if struck by thunder, speechless and frozen on the cloud.

Within moments, Erlang God Yang Jian’s fury erupted, smoke poured from seven apertures, without a word he drew his Three-pointed Double-edged Blade, racing toward Guan River Mouth with sparks and lightning faster than Sun Wukong’s Somersault Cloud by three points.

The scorching summer was when the dog-day flavors come into play, it must be the time to slaughter the barks-at-heaven dog for a meal of dog-day hot pot, nourishing the kidneys dried by his wife!

As for those eavesdropping beasts, they must be hung up and skinned, tortured for eighty-one years before allowing them to transcend and leave!

In Chen Sanzang’s Sea of Consciousness, the scene of Erlang God’s dash was played.

The two unscrupulous fellows were already laughing uncontrollably.

As for whether those talents will be caught by Erlang God, hmm, dead comrades don’t die themselves, rather than letting Erlang God follow, allowing some actions to be exposed, better let this great deity go back to deal with people. freёweɓnovel.com

Having driven Erlang God away, Chen Sanzang steered the old tiger, leisurely moving slowly forward, even extending his Taiyi Golden Immortal level Divine Sense outward.

There’s nothing on the ground to threaten him, but in the high sky hid many immortals and gods.

Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan.

“Tsk tsk, I just started on the Westward Journey, these immortals and gods have already crowded over, preparing to arrange us dead seriously.”

Tang Sanzang fetching scriptures from the Western Heaven is, after all, a joke, the whole journey manipulated by these Immortals, Buddhas, Gods, and Ghosts, entirely in accordance with their gestures.

But Chen Sanzang, well, he is to be the Namo Gatling Buddha in the future Western Teaching’s leader, how could he be manipulated by these guys?

“Old Xi, can you block the breath within a hundred-mile radius?”

“San Zang, what do you want to do?”

Though these Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan hid well, they failed to detect Chen Sanzang’s Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation, mistakenly considering him merely a Heavenly Immortal.

“These group of Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan, totaling thirty-nine Immortals and Buddha heads, none reaching Daluo level, should we secretly transcend them all?”