Girl, I'll Teach You Cultivation-Chapter 21

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Xiaohai didn't think much about it. As the person Young Master Ye wanted to cripple was also a student of Second High, it wasn't strange that he seemed familiar. Xiaohai saw Jiang Xiu walk over to the toilet, so he also followed in.


The others blocked the door so that Jiang Xiu couldn't run away. A smile rose up on Lin Shu's face as he spoke to Ye Wenchen beside him, "He's already blocked inside."


"Do you want to beat him yourself to vent some anger?"


One of Ye Wenchen's hand was inside his pockets while his other nudged his golden rimmed spectacles, disdain flashing through his gaze, "It's the work of low-class men."


"Lin Shu, you mustn't forget your identity. Our circle doesn't mix with these low-class men."


Lin Shu nodded, receiving the advice.


What's left was to sit and watch the good show.


Xiaohai entered the toilet following behind Jiang Xiu. He paced up to near Jiang Xiu from behind, that back view growing familiar as he closed in. Moreover, this back view gave him an indescribable sense of awe. This was just a feeling, but its intensity was quite real. That back view slowly overlapped with a valiant back view etched into the abyss of his memory.


He originally wanted to knock against that back but his heart raced suddenly as he stopped walking from the shock. That person in front of him also stopped and slowly turned back. When Xiaohai saw his appearance clearly, his soul almost flew out due to the fear.


"It's you!"


Xiaohai's eyes almost popped out.


It's him, the person who took down all those persons in the Martial Arts Building in the blink of a second. How can it be him? He's the person Young Master Ye wants to handle?


Right now, Xiaohai's heart felt as if several thousands of grass mud horses were stamping over it.


TL Note: 草泥马 : Used to avoid censorship of another word. To say it in simple words, he got f*cked over.


What kind of joke is this?!


No one from entire Martial Arts Division, including the Captain Situ Sheng in it, could even last a single move before him. You want us to cripple him? It'd be Buddha's mercy if he didn't cripple us!


Jiang Xiu also recognized him, "It's you. Did you also come to have fun?"


To mention it, this was also indeed quite fortuitous. Their Martial Arts Division was excused from attending the assembly on Monday because of the injuries they recurred on the competition. They simply didn't know that Jiang Xiu, the person who's become quite popular in the school recently, was this person. Even if he didn't know, that day's shocking scene was enough to scare the sh*t out of him.


Xiaohai's complexion became pale as a line of sweat dripped down from his forehead. He felt as if his mouth wasn't in his control as he spoke while shivering, "Hi… it seems so."


Jiang Xiu laughed. It's fate that we've met. This Deity shall give you some pointers, "The martial arts you use should be Longfist? Do you feel that you can't bring out power from your fists?"


TL Note: 长拳 : Changquan or Longfist, martial arts belonging to the Northern Shaolin.


Xiaohai nodded, feeling dazed. His height was 180 cm, but his fist weight was only around 43 kilos, a bit lesser than most mixed martial arts contestants This made him feel really gloomy as he felt that he couldn't display his power.


"There's 38 mistakes in the way you use Longfist, the most fatal one is that your power build-up is too tense even before you hit the target, which causes you to use up half of your power before you land the hit. Remember, relax before punching out and then build the power up instantly by holding your breath, bringing it out from inside and make it break out in a flash."


"Try it!"


Xiaohai was sceptical but he still assumed a stance and readied his arm, aiming ahead. He relaxed his body and suddenly held his breath, punching out simultaneously. At this moment, he felt as if all the power in his body was looking for a place to escape and followed through his fist, bursting out with a bang. The punch caused a snapping sound which caused the glass partition in the toilet 1-2 m away to tremble from the fist wind.


"OMG!"


Xiaohai was stupefied. He simply didn't dare believe that the punch just now was done by him. A crackling sound still came out from the glass, seeming as if it was going to break.


"152 kilos. That's pretty good."


Xiaohai looked at his own fist, his eyes tearing up. This difficult problem had perplexed him for 10 years. From his childhood, though he had a big figure, he couldn't bring out power due to this defect. He never expected that it'd be solved so easily from a single pointer from Jiang Xiu.


The fist weight has tripled. In the next competition, I can completely crush the opponents no matter what kinds of moves they use. I only need one punch. So, this is what's meant by 'crushing through absolute power.'


He could even imagine the scene of him joining a college through a recommendation.


"You're my saviour!"


Xiaohai knelt down on the spot.


"Remember this Deity's words. At your current stage, boxing needs vital energy so you have to put it before strength if you want to make progress towards the next stage."


Xiaohai withdrew from the toilet, filled with endless excitation. He felt full of power right now and wished for the day of the competition to arrive sooner.


This Daddy will win!


All of this was bestowed by Jiang Xiu. Xiaohai bowed deeply towards the toilet, it was perfect right-angled bow. He stayed like that for a long time and didn't straighten himself.


"Xiaohai, what are you doing?"


All the Martial Arts Division at the doorway were stunned.


On the upper floor, Ye Wenchen and Lin Shu who were planning to look at the wonderful show, also pursed their brows. "What's he doing? Why's he bowing towards the toilet? Is his mind sane?"


As if the toilet was a shrine.


"What's the situation inside?"


Xiaohai still kept that right-angled bow; Gu Xuan became impatient, saying, "I'll go!"


He hurried inside. There aren't many opportunities to show off in front of Young Master Ye. I'll have to rely on this big patron in the future.


After a minute, Gu Xuan also came out from inside. His faced was filled with excitation and eyes red.


Just like Xiaohai, he gave a perfect bow towards the toilet.


Everyone was stupefied.


"F*ck! What are these two up to?!"


Chen Yang was puzzled. Just what is inside the toilet, they're acting as if they were worshipping a God, "Ahh. Are you both possessed or are you high?"


He also rushed inside the toilet. After a few minutes, he came out running and did something even more ridiculous than those two. He knelt down on the ground and started kowtowing, just like a devout believer.


"WTF is…."


This scene was too overwhelming so it baffled all those who were watching.


It looked as if some kind of huge secret was concealed in the toilet, it was possible that a miracle was occurring inside. Immediately, all of the Military Arts Division members went inside one by one. They came out soon after and each of them seemed possessed and kowtowed towards the toilet.


This was no joke! Even Ye Wenchen and Lin Shu were stupefied.


Anyone would've been.


"Is one of the powerful Young Masters inside there? Such a coincidence isn't possible, right?" Lin Shu had begun to use to his rich imagination. He couldn't think of any other possibility than that a very awful and able person was inside, who had caused these men to kowtow at the toilet doorway as if they were worshipping a God.


How can those genuine powerful Young Masters come to have fun at this place?


Ye Wenchen shook his head, his eyes brightened up suddenly, "Is it Elder Brother Big Lei?"


Elder Brother Big Lei was a local boss in Xincheng with enough power to scare the sh*t out of someone. This Xincheng entertainment city was run by him. He had around 1000 brothers who mixed under him, both in white-collar world and the underworld. Mentioning him, who didn't yearn to become a person like that. Moreover, rumour was it that he's quite ruthless and had a perverse style of work. Such a thing as making people kneel was child's play for him.


If these brats have really run into Elder Brother Big Lei, it can only be summed up to their bad luck.


"That p-person's … coming out!"


Hearing the sound of Jiang Xiu's footsteps, all the men related to the Martial Arts Division prepared as if they were facing the descent of a God, worshipping him as a Deity.


"It's really because of that brat, Jiang Xiu!"


"This… Just what is happening?"


The current scene had overthrown all the deductions they had made before. It wasn't one of the powerful Young Masters, neither was it Elder Brother Big Lei, it was happening because of Jiang Xiu.


The gaze with which all the Martial Arts Members looked at him was as if they were seeing a Deity.


"Are they idiots?"


"Don't they care about their face?"


"What happened to their integrity?"


Though there's a saying that there's gold at a man's knees, the person they were kneeling for was the little poor sob, Jiang Xiu!


Jiang Xiu passed through between them and returned back to his seat. Ye Wenchen and Lin Shu came down the floor in a rage. Lin Shu shouted, "What are you doing? You were told to handle him and instead, you kneel down for him."


Wang Yinan said, "We're sorry, Young Master Lin. We're unable to accept Young Master Ye's money. Please find someone better qualified for this job."


"Brothers, let's go find a place to practice!"


After saying this, all of them turned back and left. Ye Wenchen locked up his brows tensely. Lin Shu wanted to call out to them but stopped as he was on the verge of saying something. Their attitude was quite clear so there was no point in any words.


"A group of trash. Do they think this Young Master can't do anything to Jiang Xiu without them?"


Ye Wenchen said, "Young Master Lin, do you know anyone from Elder Brother Big Lei's circle? Letting thugs handle this is better as It's his domain here. That'd make sense."


Lin Shu made a difficult face, but still nodded.


The two of them walked inside the toilet.


"Let's make the price higher than what we offered the Martial Arts Division members. Money isn't a problem. What I want is for this matter to be done perfectly." Ye Wenchen plotted.


Suddenly, his sight went dark. A gunnysack had covered his head. And then, all kinds of various attacks landed on his head. Perhaps it was a raw blow or it was from a cricket bat, all of them had given a greeting.


Lin Shui, to the side, had was squealing like a pig.


After that, their heads were pushed into the chamber pot, the unbearable stink made them vomit again and again. They were unable to see the attackers as the gunnysack was held on their heads tightly, but they were quite a few, and they beat the hell out of them.


"G-GHARLPPP, SWAVLE BEE…"


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