Doctor and His Glamorous Sister-in-Law-Chapter 590 - 593: Playing the Pig to Eat the Tiger

Listening to their words, Liu Ergou was deeply touched, but he winced in pain and pushed them away. This left Lu Shuangyue and Orange Bear completely baffled, unable to understand why he would do such a thing.

Seeing the two of them on the verge of tears, Liu Ergou said irritably, "I know you're both worried about me, and I'm truly moved! But I need to go to the bathroom right now! If you two don't get out of my way, I'm going to wet my pants, and if that happens, I'll never forgive either of you!"

With that, Liu Ergou leaped to the floor and dashed barefoot toward the restroom, leaving Lu Shuangyue and Orange Bear staring at each other in confusion. After a few seconds of eye contact, they both burst out laughing.

Several minutes later, Liu Ergou emerged from the restroom feeling refreshed and revitalized. Glancing at the two women sitting on the couch, he rolled his eyes dramatically.

Then he grumbled, "I give up on you two. I wasn't beaten to death, but I almost died from holding it in. And the best part is, you two were the culprits!"

"I…"

Before Liu Ergou could finish, his stomach let out a pathetic cry.

GROWL…

Hearing the sound, Liu Ergou's face flushed red. It dawned on him that he hadn't eaten anything for an entire day, not since the previous morning.

When Lu Shuangyue and Orange Bear heard the noise from his stomach, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and giggle.

After laughing for a moment, Orange Bear and Lu Shuangyue stood up and left together, telling Liu Ergou they were going out to buy him some food.

About half an hour later, the two women returned, each carrying a thermal lunch box.

Under Liu Ergou's curious gaze, Lu Shuangyue and Orange Bear placed the lunch boxes in front of him and opened them. Instantly, a peculiar aroma wafted into his nostrils.

When Liu Ergou smelled it, his expression turned awkward.

This smell… it's so familiar.

While Liu Ergou was still in a daze, Lu Shuangyue said, "Er Gou, drink up! This is the Ten-Perfection Tonic Soup that Orange Bear and I had specially made for you!"

"The doctor said you needed to replenish your strength, so we ordered this. It's been simmering all night, so hurry up and drink!"

Hearing this, Liu Ergou hesitated for a moment before picking up his chopsticks and stirring the contents of one of the thermal containers. Seeing what was inside, he instantly understood.

This isn't some Ten-Perfection Tonic Soup. This is clearly a 'Forest of Guns and Rain of Bullets' Soup!

However, Liu Ergou wasn't averse to this kind of soup. He picked up his chopsticks and began to wolf it down.

He polished off two full thermal lunch boxes of the soup in just over ten minutes. It was clear just how hungry he truly was.

After finishing both servings, Liu Ergou finally spoke up. "The doctor meant I should eat something high in protein, not this stuff. You two completely misunderstood!"

However, upon hearing his words, Lu Shuangyue replied with a dead serious expression, "No, we didn't misunderstand. You're just weak!"

"If you weren't weak, how could you have been beaten by a woman?"

Orange Bear chimed in, "Exactly, exactly! You're just weak, Er Gou!"

Faced with their taunts, Liu Ergou's temper flared. He reached out to grab them, ready to teach them a lesson. However, they both skillfully wriggled free from his grasp.

Lu Shuangyue said with a solemn face, "Er Gou, you're injured now. You can't be reckless. You need to rest properly for a while! An injury to the muscles and bones takes a hundred days to heal!"

Hearing this, Liu Ergou was rendered speechless. He could only move from the sofa to the bed to quietly recuperate.

Although his injury was severe, Liu Ergou wasn't worried. With his True Qi, an injury like this would only take three or four days to fully heal. Of course, without his True Qi, it would take much, much longer.

「While Liu Ergou was nursing his injuries...」

Ning Hua had already returned to Sun Gang's office and changed into a fresh set of clothes.

Looking at her, Sun Gang said respectfully, "Senior Sister, with your intervention this time, you must have taught Liu Ergou a lesson! That Liu Ergou dares to act so lawlessly, relying on his status from the Ancient Martial Sects. This time, he must have…"

Sun Gang hadn't finished his sentence before Ning Hua cut him off.

"He is not from the Ancient Martial Sects!" she declared. "He's just a damn fraud!"

Ning Hua's words left Sun Gang completely bewildered.

Liu Ergou isn't from the Ancient Martial Sects? How is that possible? Outer disciples of both the Baji Fist and Bagua Fist sects confirmed it. Could they have both been mistaken?

As Sun Gang stewed in his confusion, his computer suddenly pinged. He looked closer and saw it was a call from his teacher. Not daring to hesitate, Sun Gang immediately answered.

As soon as the call connected, a voice came through.

"Ning Hua, what in the world happened? Tell me everything in detail! Don't leave out a single thing."

Afterward, Ning Hua meticulously recounted the events that had transpired between her and Liu Ergou. Of course, she omitted the parts where she was at a disadvantage, like when her clothes were torn. The incident was far too embarrassing to speak of; Ning Hua simply couldn't afford such a loss of face.

The person on the other end of the line fell silent after hearing her account. After nearly a full minute, he finally spoke. "He used a stun gun?"

"How could that possibly be someone from the Ancient Martial Sects! People from the Ancient Martial Sects have always relied solely on their fists and feet; they never use weapons! But you also said he has Xuanyuan True Qi in his body? This…"

At that moment, Sun Gang suddenly interjected, "Teacher, is it possible that this Liu Ergou is hiding his true strength? That he's actually from the Ancient Martial Sects but is deliberately concealing it to act like a wolf in sheep's clothing?"

However, the idea was immediately shot down.

"Impossible, Sun Gang! It seems you've been reading too many novels, with all this talk of wolves in sheep's clothing!

"Let me tell you, for thousands of years, when someone from the Ancient Martial Sects loses a fight, they lose. Not a single one has ever called the police or used something like a stun gun!

"If anyone dared to do such a thing, they would become the laughingstock of the entire world! So your theory is highly unlikely."

Hearing this, Sun Gang fell silent and said no more.

The voice on the other end, having made its point, also went quiet.

Several more minutes passed.