Days of Living with My Sister-in-Law-Chapter 97: Brother, I want to have grandma’s milk

"Don’t, don’t kill me, please!" Wei Long felt a chill in his crotch and immediately pissed himself in fear.

This scene even stupefied Chen Xiaobei, who said speechlessly, "Wei Long, you’re supposed to be a big-time gang leader. How can you have so little backbone? But then again, you willingly became a dog for the Li Family, so how could you possibly have any dignity left? How about this? Why don’t you bark like a dog for me? Maybe if I’m in a good mood, I’ll let you go!"

"You—" Wei Long gritted his teeth in hatred. But when you’re under someone else’s roof, you have to bow your head. Chen Xiaobei had a gun, after all. If Wei Long really angered him, wouldn’t he be a goner?

So, Wei Long asked weakly, "Are you sure you’ll let me go if I bark like a dog?"

"Maybe?" Chen Xiaobei shrugged, not giving a definite answer.

"Alright, I’ll bark!"

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

Wei Long barked three times, his eyes turning red. "Can I go now? Brother Bei, it hasn’t been easy for me to get where I am. Please, just let me go."

His pathetic display was so unbearable that even Wang MeiFen, who was standing nearby, spat at him fiercely. She truly hated him. For the sake of his so-called face, he had made her endure years of a living hell, and in the end, even let Zhao Erhu rape her. If she hadn’t met Chen Xiaobei, Wang MeiFen didn’t dare to imagine how tragic her life would have become.

But as the saying goes, love me, love my dog. Although Wang MeiFen wished Wei Long were dead, she didn’t want to see Chen Xiaobei kill someone. So, she pleaded weakly, "Xiaobei, I’m begging you, don’t kill anyone. Murder is illegal. I’ll call the cops right now and have them arrest him!"

"Wang MeiFen, fuck you! Can you just shut your mouth?" Wei Long cursed. He had committed so many crimes over the years that if the police caught him, being executed ten times wouldn’t be enough.

"I know what I’m doing, MeiFen," Chen Xiaobei smiled.

Of course, he wouldn’t kill someone with a gun, let alone in front of Wang MeiFen. But Wei Long had dared to bully his sister-in-law; not even the Jade Emperor himself could save his life now. As for how to do it, Chen Xiaobei already had an idea, and it promised to be quite entertaining.

So, Chen Xiaobei crouched down and asked, "Tell me, who from the Li Family came to Shanhe Village this time?"

"Elder Li came himself!" Wei Long reported truthfully. "I’m warning you, Chen Xiaobei, Elder Li despises you right now. His man, Liang Zheng, is a Mysterious Rank Fifth Grade expert. He came to Shanhe Village personally for two reasons: one, to sign the contract, and two, to deal with you. You’d better let me go now. If you do, I might even be able to put in a good word for you. Otherwise, just wait to face Elder Li’s wrath!"

SLAP!

Chen Xiaobei landed a thunderous slap across the man’s face. "Wei Long, the one thing I despise most in this life is being threatened! You think a mere Mysterious Rank Fifth Grade expert can take my life? You people really underestimate me, Chen Xiaobei!" he roared, pressing the gun to Wei Long’s head. "Tell me, do you have any idea why the Li Family wants to develop Shanhe Village? If you know, spill it now, or I’ll kill you!"

"Brother Bei! Grandpa Chen! How could I possibly know a secret like that?" Wei Long begged like a dog. "All I know is that the Li Family’s ultimate goal is to move all the villagers away. They have a new real estate development ready in Songshan County, and Shanhe Village will become a ghost town. Beyond that, I really don’t know anything else! Brother Bei, I’ve told you everything I can! For the sake of you having fucked my wife, just let me go!"

Chen Xiaobei frowned. Move them away? Xi Yao’s Dragon Locking Formation is on the outskirts of the village, but there are still a few households nearby. Could it be they’re really after Xi Yao?

Just as he was thinking, Village Chief Huang Wenjun’s voice boomed over the loudspeaker: "Dear residents of Shanhe Village, this is your Village Chief, Huang Wenjun. Please make your way to the village committee building in an orderly fashion. The signing ceremony has already begun, and the Li Family is taking this very seriously. The Family Head, Elder Li Xinghe, has even rushed to the scene himself! Our people in Shanhe Village have been poor for generations. It’s rare that someone is willing to develop our land, so hurry over and thank Elder Li!"

As soon as he finished speaking, neighbors from all around ran out, clutching their property deeds. It made sense. They were all poor; who wouldn’t want to live in modern apartment buildings? Now that some fool was willing to invest, the villagers could hardly wait to start worshiping the Li Family.

"Chen Xiaobei, see that? This is what you call the will of the people!" Wei Long said breathlessly. "Last night, I heard Elder Li say he appreciates your abilities. A wise man submits to the times. Why don’t you just join the Li Family with me? When that happens, money, women... you’ll have anything you could ever desire, won’t you?"

"Sorry, but I hate bowing down to evil forces more than anything. Since you don’t know anything, it’s time for you to hit the road!" Chen Xiaobei sneered.

With that, he slapped the top of Wei Long’s head, flooding his brain with a massive amount of True Qi that instantly scrambled his cerebral nerves.

But Wei Long didn’t die. Instead, he became even more agitated than before.

"Oh, yay! Mommy, I’m so hungry! I want milky!" Wei Long drooled, reaching for Wang MeiFen’s breasts.

"Ah!" Wang MeiFen hastily covered her chest, exclaiming in surprise, "Xiaobei, what’s wrong with him?"

"Don’t be afraid, MeiFen. I’ve driven him insane. He’ll never be able to bully you again!" Chen Xiaobei smiled faintly, then tapped a few points on Wei Long’s leg, setting the broken bone.

"Waaah, waaah! Mommy, I’m so hungry! Gimme milky!" As soon as he was on his feet, Wei Long again tried to grab Wang MeiFen’s breasts, his obsession strangely persistent.

Chen Xiaobei quickly yanked him back and chuckled mischievously. "Hey, you really want her breasts?"

"Yeah, I really wanna! Mommy’s boobies are so big, they must have lots of milk," Wei Long said with a crooked grin, a manic gleam in his eyes. If Chen Xiaobei hadn’t been holding him back, he would have tried to gnaw on Wang MeiFen.

Chen Xiaobei gave a wicked smirk. "Wei Long, if you want to, you have to do something for me. If you do it right, I’ll let you have them every day. How about it?"

"What is it?" Wei Long asked, his face full of childish curiosity. His mental age was now no more than two.

"Come with me."

Chen Xiaobei led Wei Long to the village committee building. By now, the entrance was already packed with a sea of people. Li Xinghe, his hair snow-white, was addressing the villagers, accompanied by Village Chief Huang Wenjun. Though Li Xinghe was from the underworld, he was quite the orator. Some of the villagers were almost moved to tears by his words.

"Big brother, I wanna drink milky! What do you want me to do?" Wei Long asked, his voice now sounding like a toddler’s. 𝓯𝙧𝙚𝒆𝙬𝙚𝒃𝙣𝙤𝒗𝓮𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

Just next to the committee building was a cesspool. Chen Xiaobei whispered, "Alright, go to that cesspool over there, scoop out a basin full of feces. Then, do you see that old man on the stage talking? Go up to him, shout that no one should believe his bullshit, and then pour the basin of feces all over his head! If you do this for me, brother promises you’ll get to drink from those big boobies later. Deal?"

"Big brother, you have to keep your promise!"

Wei Long nodded and dashed towards the cesspool. The man was truly insane. Completely unfazed by the foul stench, he scooped up a basin full of feces and charged toward Li Xinghe.