Days of Living with My Sister-in-Law-Chapter 92: Green on Top

"What?" Chen Xiaobei nearly coughed up a mouthful of blood in surprise. "Xi Yao, this is the first time I’ve ever heard of a bloodline test requiring someone to take off their pants! Say, you little minx, you aren’t planning on taking advantage of me, are you?"

"Who’d want a piece of you?!" Xi Yao snorted. "As the saying goes, ’one drop of essence is worth ten drops of blood.’ The best way to check your bloodline is to examine your semen! Now stop wasting time and take them off!"

"What? You need to check my semen?" Chen Xiaobei was utterly speechless.

But he had to admit, the method was brilliant. Who knew, maybe I could even end up screwing Xi Yao in the process. After all, this woman has been pent up for ten thousand years; she’s horny as hell. If not for my principles, I would have forced myself on her long ago.

Just then, Xi Yao continued, "Alright, hurry up and drop your pants, then jerk off so I can have a look. You must be a descendant of the Demon Clan!"

"You want me to jerk off?" Chen Xiaobei immediately refused. "Are you kidding me? I’m a man who stands tall and proud. How could I possibly jerk off in front of a woman? If anyone’s going to do it, you should do it for me! I’m certainly not doing it myself!"

"In your dreams! I... I’m not doing that for you," Xi Yao stammered, her pretty face flushing. "Anyway, if you want to know your origins, then get it out. This is the only way I can test your lineage."

At the same time, her heart was in turmoil. She already had a soft spot for Chen Xiaobei, and now the man had awakened the legendary Red Pupil. Because of this, Chen Xiaobei’s status in her heart had undergone a world-shaking change.

That was the Red Pupil! The legendary power said to be capable of subverting the laws of the Three Realms. This was something that even she couldn’t do!

At the thought, Xi Yao felt her heart begin to tremble, a sure sign she was starting to fall for him. But even so, she couldn’t possibly pleasure Chen Xiaobei, could she? Who was she? She was the mighty Demon Realm Queen, a woman of great dignity. Besides, even though Xi Yao had never been in a relationship, she understood the rule that the first to fall in love is the one who loses.

Chen Xiaobei had awakened the Red Pupil. Given time, he would likely surpass even her. The more this seemed true, the more she had to hide the fact that she was falling for him. Otherwise, once Chen Xiaobei soared to new heights, her place in his heart would diminish.

Xi Yao, you absolutely cannot give in to this guy. You have to keep him on a leash and make him your devoted follower first!

Xi Yao clenched her delicate fists, having made her difficult decision. Then, with a cold and aloof air, she coughed lightly. "Chen Xiaobei, I will not do it for you. Besides, this has nothing to do with me. Why should I bother?"

What the hell is wrong with her? She’s acting so weird!

Chen Xiaobei was completely bewildered by Xi Yao’s behavior. But he was not the kind of person to shamelessly insist, so he said, "Fine, forget it if you won’t help. Next time I’m with a woman, I’ll just save some for you. That solves the problem, right?"

"Chen Xiaobei!!!" Xi Yao, her chest heaving with rage, pointed into the distance. "Get out! Get out right now!"

As she spoke, she tried to push Chen Xiaobei away. But covered in ’wounds’ as she was, she had no strength to push him and nearly collapsed into his arms.

"Alright, I was just kidding. What the hell are you so angry about?" he said, catching her. "Stop fussing. Let me heal your injuries!"

Chen Xiaobei gently lifted Xi Yao and placed her on a large rock. He then spread his palms and began to massage her with soft, gentle motions.

In just a short while, the injuries on her body disappeared completely under the nourishment of his True Qi. The skin was a flawless white with a hint of rosy red, so tender and supple that Chen Xiaobei desperately wanted to give it a lick. But a man of principle like him would never do such a thing.

He then asked, "By the way, how do I upgrade this red Nether Eye of mine?"

"How should I know?" Xi Yao’s gaze was lost in thought. "You’re the first person to awaken the Red Pupil since time immemorial. From here on out, you’re on your own."

"Damn, looks like I really am that amazing!" Chen Xiaobei was ecstatic. "Oh, right, you’ve been here for ten thousand years. Do you know if any treasure is buried near Shanhe Village? I recently made a friend, and in his hands—"

Chen Xiaobei quickly told Xi Yao about Luo Wentian.

"Perhaps there is," Xi Yao said, her face a mask of aloof pride. "But even if there is, I never paid it any attention. I have absolutely no interest in the trivial things of the Mortal World."

"Uh, you’re one of a kind," Chen Xiaobei was left speechless. He continued, "Still, within the Songshan Family, it’s not just Luo Wentian who’s interested in Shanhe Village. The Li Family is as well. But don’t worry. No matter who it is, if they really come for you, I’ll kill one if one comes, and I’ll kill a pair if two come! With me here, not even the King of Heaven can bully you!"

Chen Xiaobei grasped Xi Yao’s small hand, a faint red light glowing in his left eye.

Wow, so handsome!

Xi Yao was somewhat stunned. As the Demon Realm Queen, she had always been the one who slayed gods and Buddhas who stood in her way; she had never experienced the feeling of being protected by someone else. For a moment, her heart throbbed intensely, and she even had the urge to kiss him. But she immediately crushed the thought, constantly reminding herself.

Xi Yao, oh Xi Yao, you absolutely cannot show such weakness, or Chen Xiaobei will look down on you! That’s right! You must make this bastard your devoted follower; you can’t be led around by the nose by him. 𝑓𝓇𝘦ℯ𝘸𝘦𝑏𝓃𝑜𝘷ℯ𝑙.𝑐𝑜𝓂

Having come to her senses, Xi Yao quickly pulled her hand back and cleared her throat. "Regardless, you need to be careful. The Nine Heavens Demon-Vanquishing Technique might be one of the most powerful cultivation techniques in the Three Realms, but you’re still very weak. You should use this time to break through as fast as you can. Don’t wait until the enemy arrives only to be defeated. Not only would you die, but you would also tarnish the reputation of me, the Demon Realm Queen!"

"Don’t worry. The Li Family is nothing in my eyes," a sinister smile touched Chen Xiaobei’s lips.

But it had to be said, behind the Li Family was the Iron Fist Sect. Li Maowen was always boasting that his second brother was an Earth-Grade First Rank master, which meant the sect master of the Iron Fist Sect had to be even stronger. Although Chen Xiaobei’s path was different from theirs, he didn’t dare to underestimate them. Only by breaking through quickly could he trample everyone under his feet.

Sigh... It looks like I’m truly destined to stray further and further down the path of sleeping with women.

Chen Xiaobei sighed helplessly. After chatting with Xi Yao a bit longer, he parted ways with her.

Tomorrow, he still had to discuss the factory with the villagers. They were about to sign a contract with the Li Family, so Chen Xiaobei needed to find a way to change their minds. After all, some problems couldn’t be solved with fists alone. He couldn’t just beat up the Li Family in front of everyone, could he? He needed the villagers to respect him, and that was the hardest part of all.

Initially, Chen Xiaobei had planned to go straight home to bed. But just as he entered the village, he noticed that the light in Wang Meifen’s grocery store was still on.

Well now, I haven’t slept with Sister Wang since we last parted ways. Her Mysterious Yin Energy must be bursting at the seams by now, right? Since my sister-in-law is off-limits tonight, I might as well go screw Sister Wang instead! It’s also the perfect chance to test whether my special Nether Eye can only be upgraded through women.

With this in mind, Chen Xiaobei walked toward the store. But suddenly—

"Mmm... ah, that feels so good... so good!"

A flurry of passionate moans suddenly drifted into Chen Xiaobei’s ears, mingled with the heavy panting of a man!

Fuck! Don’t tell me Sister Wang is cheating on me!

Chen Xiaobei’s whole world tilted. He suddenly felt a bright green hat materializing over his head...