Days of Living with My Sister-in-Law-Chapter 65 Want to See a Human Balloon Show?

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Chapter 65: Chapter 65 Want to See a Human Balloon Show?

"Holy shit, am I seeing this right? Brother Long just got taken down?"

"How is that cat so powerful? That’s insane!"

"Exactly! Even a tiger cub isn’t that ferocious."

It was a long time before sounds of shock finally filled the air. Li Maowen was completely dazed, feeling like he was in a dream.

In the video, after Xiao Hua had disabled Wei Long, she pounced into the crowd like a bloodthirsty beast. In an instant, blood and flesh flew everywhere as screams filled the air. The lackeys Wei Long had brought with him were all effortlessly taken down by Xiao Hua.

In contrast, Xiao Hua didn’t have a single drop of blood on her. She even meowed twice at Chen Xiaobei in the video, as if to ask, "Aren’t I amazing? Hurry up and send over some high-class she-cats! I’m sick of these village strays!"

"Oh my god! That cat’s too fierce! Run!"

"Brother Long! Brother Long, are you okay?"

"Hang in there! We’re getting you out of here!"

The scene in the video devolved into utter chaos. The severely injured Wei Long, like a helpless shrimp, was hauled up by several of his subordinates as they turned and fled.

Chen Xiaobei didn’t order Xiao Hua to give chase. After all, his sister-in-law was watching. Scaring her wouldn’t be worth it. But that didn’t mean Chen Xiaobei was going to let Wei Long off the hook. That bastard had dared to bully his sister-in-law; he had to be prepared to die.

Just then, Li Maowen turned off the video. The shock on his face shifted to a mixture of surprise and delight. With no sign of fear, he clapped his hands and said, "Hahaha, Chen Xiaobei, you never cease to amaze me. 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝙚𝔀𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝒐𝒎

"That cat is clearly no ordinary creature, and now I’m even more interested in you.

"I’ll make the same offer as before: join the Li Family!

"With your abilities, my Li Family is willing to treat you as a guest of honor and share our wealth and glory with you!"

"You brat! It’s rare for the Third Young Master to value someone so much. Why don’t you hurry up and agree?" one of Li Maowen’s subordinates chimed in.

"No matter how strong you are, aren’t you still just a country bumpkin?"

"Don’t be so stubborn. You need to learn to accept reality."

Upon hearing this, Luo Qingcheng panicked before Chen Xiaobei could even speak. The offer is just too tempting! Can Chen Xiaobei really resist it? If he agrees, I’m doomed, aren’t I?

Suddenly, Luo Qingcheng felt a hand wrap around her waist. Chen Xiaobei had boldly pulled her in and was now looking at her with a half-smile. "What do you think? Should I accept?"

"You... Why are you asking me!" Luo Qingcheng was extremely tense, but Chen Xiaobei’s grip was so strong that she couldn’t break free. She could only stomp her foot in frustration and reply, "This is your business! It has nothing to do with me!"

"Tsk. If you’re scared, just admit it. Why put on an act?" Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes at her and scoffed, "Li Maowen, you think too highly of yourself. Forget you, even the entire Li Family is beneath my notice!

"Join you? You must be dreaming."

"How dare you!" Li Maowen was completely enraged. "Chen Xiaobei, you’re rejecting a toast only to be forced to drink a forfeit!

"Don’t tell me you really think I don’t dare to touch you?"

In an instant, more than a dozen bodyguards raised their guns. Luo Qingcheng had never witnessed such a scene, and her legs nearly gave out in fear. She even silently blamed Chen Xiaobei. Why did he have to be so blunt? Couldn’t he just have agreed for now and figured out a way to escape later? Now he’d gone and thoroughly infuriated Li Maowen!

But Chen Xiaobei just smiled at her. "Hey, want to see a human balloon?"

Luo Qingcheng’s beautiful eyes stared blankly. "Huh? What?"

"What do you mean, ’what’? It’s hilarious! If you don’t believe me, just watch!" Chen Xiaobei gave a sly grin.

Then, under Luo Qingcheng’s bewildered gaze, he activated the Nine Heavens Demon-Vanquishing Technique’s mental method. As if summoned, the True Qi that he had hidden in Li Maowen’s lower body surged toward his Dragon Head. Instantly, it began to swell at a visible rate, looking just like an inflating balloon.

"Chen... Chen Xiaobei, what have you done to me?"

"My dick—"

"AHHHHHH!"

An intense, sharp pain assailed him, and Li Maowen began to howl. He clutched his crotch desperately, but he couldn’t stop the swelling. It wasn’t just his manhood; even the testicles below began to expand. Upon closer inspection, the thing was at least thirty centimeters long and ten centimeters thick, swollen so much it was nearly transparent.

In that moment, everyone at the scene was stunned. Luo Qingcheng covered her mouth, her face flushing crimson, completely unable to comprehend how Chen Xiaobei had done it.

Yet, Chen Xiaobei provocatively asked her, "Fun, isn’t it?"

"Go away!" Luo Qingcheng, both mortified and ashamed, glared fiercely at him. I’m a virgin! How could you ask such a shameless question? How am I supposed to answer that?!

But... she had to admit, it was really entertaining. She even felt an urge to find a needle and pop Li Maowen’s... thing. Even that wouldn’t be enough to quell her anger!

"AHHHH! Chen Xiaobei, I’m going to kill you, I’ll... Oh god, it hurts so much!" Li Maowen’s face was completely twisted in agony. He then screamed, "Chen Xiaobei, I... I was wrong! Please, spare me! I’ll do anything you want!"

He had no choice. His junior was about to explode. His reputation? His dignity? None of it mattered as much as his future sexual prospects. His underlings understood his meaning and began to lower their guns.

"Scared already? That’s not like you," Chen Xiaobei said with a cold smile. He pulled Luo Qingcheng over to Li Maowen’s side and grabbed his chin.

"You bastard. Lusting after my sister-in-law was bad enough, but you also beat Luo Qingcheng into this state.

"Tell me, what should I do with a depraved animal like you?"

Chen Xiaobei’s eyes were blood-red with genuine rage. Luo Qingcheng’s body was covered in whip marks, dozens of them. Each lash felt like it had struck Chen Xiaobei’s own heart, causing him immeasurable pain. With a surge of fury, Chen Xiaobei began slapping Li Maowen’s face relentlessly. Before long, his head was swollen like a pig’s.

Witnessing this, Luo Qingcheng’s eyes welled up, and tears of both grievance and emotion streamed down her cheeks. She was moved because Chen Xiaobei was avenging her; the feeling of being protected was truly comforting. Yet she was also aggrieved because she simply couldn’t accept Chen Xiaobei’s persona as a scumbag. The problem was, she was discovering that she had already fallen for him! This realization only made Luo Qingcheng feel worse.

Just then, as if reaching the peak of his rage, Chen Xiaobei clenched his fist, ready to shatter Li Maowen’s head.

"Don’t!" A chill ran through Luo Qingcheng. She hastily grabbed his arm and cried out, "Chen Xiaobei, calm down! You can’t kill him!"

Chen Xiaobei froze. "Why not?"

Luo Qingcheng said anxiously, "He... he’s kidnapped my grandfather! If you kill him, my grandfather is done for!"