Criminal X : Epitome Of Evil-Chapter 289: Hah!

Hah!

Boss… prepare for my funeral.

I don’t think I can do this anymore.

I hope you haven’t forgotten me.

I am Flashy Rail and I am.. well, kinda fcuked. Not literally though.

For the past month, ever since I left the camp, I have been trying to finish my assignment.

My assignment was to kill the Duke of the Numb city, Jack Kaiser.

Unlike the Boss and that fake crown prince, I didn’t have to leave the city.

But I had to kill the Duke in such a way that it would seem like an accident.

The Duke was irritating the military since his son died in one of their tests. Of course the killer was my boss but the Duke didn’t know that.

The Duke also has another son but he is only ten years old. The man had many hopes from his elder son but since he died, he was furious at the military.

He wanted to know the killer of his son and the military wasn’t telling him.

In rage, he challenged the military that he would make them suffer and the military didn’t want that.

So they gave me an assignment to kill this old man and make it appear as an accident.

The only problem is…

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How the hell should I do that?!

I can barely kill the Duke and they want me to turn it into an accident? Fuck them.

I had asked the boss how to do that and he only gave me vague ideas.

He had said to make something an accident, more than one person should die.

What kind of logic is that?

Nevertheless, I had no intention of failing the assignment so I started thinking of ways to kill the Duke.

The boss had also told me that I should befriend the Duke.

Hell, I can’t even befriend my own father. How would I impress an old stranger man?

Talking about my father, I am also afraid that he would try to meet me.

My boss killed his children as well after all.

Goddammit. Why does he kill so much? Is he tobacco?

But again, he is considered a hero now.

I saw how he fought the Demon and won. He is so strong.

I also want such strength and if I complete this assignment I will get a symbiote that will make me strong.

I can’t afford to fail here.

Therefore, I decided that I will surely kill the Duke.

First, I had chosen an easy way.

Stab and run away.

It will seem that an assailant came, stabbed the Duke and ran away.

So I stayed outside the Duke’s house and when he came out, I followed him.

It was broad daylight but I was confident on my jumping to run away.

The Duke walked at the side of the road and I followed him closely.

I had the dagger in my hand and I slowly creeped closer to him.

Soon, I was just behind him and my dagger was ready to thrust him.

I raised the dagger, brought it on his back and when I was just about to grant the Duke his death…

He farted.

He fucking farted on my face!

And mind you, that was not a normal fart, it was something out of a chemical factory.

All of my nostrils burned right there and even that wasn’t enough for the smell to go away.

The smell engrained deep inside my brain and turned out, the only person who got assassinated was the assassin himself—Me.

My knees went weak and I began falling down.

Still, I had the dagger and with remaining strength, I managed to hit the Duke’s pants.

But the dagger got stuck in his pants and since I was falling down, the dagger also slided and along with the dagger, the Duke’s pants began falling down as well.

However, it wasn’t only his pants.

I underestimated the dagger’s reach as along with the Duke’s pants, his underwear also got caught up and slided down.

And so, the next second, the Duke became naked.

In broad daylight, I managed to strip the Duke.

Everyone saw the Duke’s dangling tool and flashes of light welcomed the sight as well.

The Duke’s privates were being photographed. His privates became public.

And before I completely lost my consciousness, the last thing I saw was his butt.

The Duke must have noticed the dagger I had.

He must have also figured that I was going to kill him so he tied me up and brought him to his house.

And that’s why I am fcuked.

I am inside the Duke’s house right now.

I am tied to a chair, I can’t move my hands or legs.

My mouth and eyes are open though and I am not feeling any pain as well.

I am sitting in the living room of the house, at the dining table and the Duke’s full family is having lunch.

Duke is also here and all of them are quiet.

This silence is eerie.

"Um, hello?" I broke the ice.

"Who are you?" The Duke asked me.

I have to say a fake name.

Think fast.

"Er.. I am Beggar Rich."

What kind of name was that? I messed up again.

"I am Jack Kaiser. The Duke."

He accepted the name? And why is he telling me his name? Does he think I don’t know him? I will play along.

"Oh shit. I didn’t know that. Forgive me."

I acted to the best of my abilities.

"Do you know what you did to me?"

I made your debut in the exhibitionism genre.

"Whatever I did, forgive me. I was hungry. I needed some money. I haven’t eaten for five days."

I became good at lying.

"I figured as much. That’s why I brought you here. Eat as much as you like."

Oh.

"My hands are tied though."

The Duke freed my hands.

Is he a good man? I haven’t seen such kindness in days.

And I was going to kill him. How low have I fallen?

"This will be your last meal anyway."

Huh?

"Why?" I asked.

"All this food is poisoned."

What the fuck?

"Then why are you eating it? And your family is eating as well? What is wrong with you?"

"I am going to die with my family today."

"Well, go ahead. Just don’t include me with your family! Tie my hands again."

"No." The Duke jerked his head at me. "You will also eat with us."

His eyes were empty.

He lost his desire to live.

Hah! So that’s how it is.

Boss… prepare for my funeral.