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Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger-Chapter 302: My Cat’s Kingdom
Chapter 302: My Cat’s Kingdom
“So many cats! And they all look so unique.”
“Yeah, as expected, where there’s a Hidden Dragon, there’s a Crouching Phoenix. I’ve heard that this school has a lot of cats, and now it seems to be true.”
The two people surrounded by cats stood up and looked at the group of cats around them, almost laughing out loud. These little guys looked so funny!
Look at how unique they are. Some look like rabbits, while others look like little matchmakers.
And there’s one wearing a black hood. It’s so amusing!
“Meow meow~( What are these humans laughing at? I have a feeling they’re not saying anything good. )”
“Meow meow~( What are they saying? We’re here to smell their scents, not to care about what they’re saying. )”
“Meow meow~( Yeah, yeah, let’s take a few sniffs first and worry about it later. )”
“Meow meow~( Right, I think we can get a lot of benefits from sniffing these guys. )”
After hearing the two people laugh, the cats couldn’t help but discuss it among themselves. After all, the way these guys were laughing didn’t look good. It was obvious what they were thinking about. But for the sake of the pleasant scent on them, the cats calmed down and started sniffing around the two people, like they were smelling catnip.
The two people surrounded by the cats were overwhelmed, pushing them away while saying,
“These cats seem to like us a lot, look!”
“Yeah! It’s a shame we haven’t seen the famous Big Fat Raccoon Cat, otherwise I’d be even happier.”
It was said that the famous streamer, Big Fat Raccoon Cat, also frequented this place, but they hadn’t seen him since they arrived. They wondered why.
Could it be that this guy had changed his location again? But logically, that shouldn’t be the case.
“Meow meow~( Are these guys talking about Fat Cat? )” Zorro Cat raised his head upon hearing this.
“Meow meow~( Yes, these guys are talking about him. )” The white cat that looked like a rabbit nodded in agreement.
“Meow meow~( That’s so annoying. These guys are petting us but thinking about other cats. That’s so mean. )” Matchmaker Cat grumbled upon hearing this.
“Meow meow~( Right, even though he’s amazing, we’re not bad either. Why do they always have to think about him? )” The cat with the black pot lid hair agreed.
These humans were so bad. They were looking at other cats while petting them. It was so annoying that they could think of other cats while they were right here.
“Meow meow~( There’s no helping it. He’s famous. )” The British Shorthair cat spoke up.
If only that fat cat was a little less famous, it wouldn’t be like this.
But the reality was that these humans only knew that fat cat and didn’t know them.
“Meow meow~( Damn it! One day I’ll be even more famous than that fat guy. )” Upon hearing this, Zorro Cat secretly made up his mind to become a famous cat and completely overshadow that guy.
But before that, he’d better sniff these humans and calm down.
He really couldn’t understand why these two smelled so good.
“Uh…”
Just as the cats were frantically sniffing the two people, the Guidance Director walked over and couldn’t help but be stunned.
He first looked at the cat food and canned food he was carrying, and then at the two people who were being sniffed by the cats without having brought anything. For a moment, he was confused.
When did these little guys change their habits? They were actually sniffing people who didn’t have anything, instead of surrounding him.
Could it be that his cat luck was bad recently? But that shouldn’t be the case. Usually, the kittens were very enthusiastic when they saw him.
“The Guidance Director is coming. Get up and stop petting the cats.”
“Oh, oh, I know.”
The two people who were being sniffed by the cats also became serious when they saw him.
After all, they weren’t really here to play. They were here on a mission, which included investigating the owner of the house where these seniors lived and preventing them from being disturbed.
Now that they saw him coming, they immediately became nervous.
“Are you two residents from nearby?” The Guidance Director walked over and asked, taking out the cat food.
Their school was open, so there were often residents coming in to play and pet the cats.
“Y-yes.” Thinking they had been discovered, the two people breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this.
They were so scared. They thought they had been found out, but it turned out that he just thought they were residents? That was good.
“That makes sense. If you weren’t residents from nearby, how could you be so familiar with these little guys? They look like they really like you two.” The Guidance Director said with a smile and took out a plate, filling it with cat food.
And when the cats surrounding the two people saw this? They immediately swarmed over.
After all, these two guys smelled good, but that was all. Over there was real food.
“I thought you little guys weren’t going to eat. So you do eat.”
Seeing this, the Guidance Director couldn’t help but laugh.
“Meow meow~( Even though we’re cats, we’re not stupid, okay? We know what’s good to eat, what we can eat, and what’s more important. )” Zorro Cat said.
“Meow meow~( Exactly, we’re not as dumb as those other guys. )” Long-Eared Cat agreed.
What could be more important than food? Although these two guys smelled good, they had been sniffing them for so long and hadn’t gotten anything. So what was the point of sniffing them?
“R-right.” The two people nodded repeatedly.
At the same time, their eyes were sizing up the Guidance Director, hoping to see something different from him. After all, a family with a Nascent Soul cultivator living in it must have something special.
But they looked left and right, but didn’t find anything? They couldn’t help but feel doubtful. Could it be that they were wrong?
Logically, that shouldn’t be the case. They felt that their judgment was still good.
“Do you two know me? Why are you staring at me like that?” The Guidance Director asked while being stared at.
Did these two young people know him before? Why were they looking at him like that? It was so strange.
“Well, we know a little. We heard that the Guidance Director of Lantian University loves cats, and today we see that it’s true.”
“Yeah, yeah. We definitely didn’t mean any offense.”
The two people immediately explained when they heard this.
“Is that so? Am I that famous?” The Guidance Director was stunned. He didn’t expect to be so famous. This was a bit unexpected.
“Yes, we heard that you love cats and feed them whenever you have time.”
“Yeah, you’re the one who loves cats the most in the school, bar none.”
The two people nodded and smiled.
“Well, it’s really strange how people get famous sometimes.” The Guidance Director said helplessly.
He didn’t expect his reputation for loving cats to spread so far. It was really ridiculous.
“That’s true. After all, sometimes news travels in unexpected ways.”
“Yeah, yeah.” The two people smiled and started to chat with him, hoping to get some useful information.
After all, they were here on a mission.
“Where have you been recently? Why are you only back now?” Li Li asked, seeing the Yellow Weasel.
He hadn’t seen this little guy recently and wondered where he had gone.
“Reporting to Your Majesty, there have been a lot of cultivators in the city recently. I didn’t dare to show my face.”
“I was afraid of being discovered by those guys.” The Yellow Weasel explained.
There were really a lot of cultivators in the city recently, like flies buzzing out of a cesspit, one group after another.
Although he had a treasure given by His Majesty to conceal his aura, he was still worried about being discovered, so he didn’t dare to show his face.
“What are you afraid of those guys for? What’s so scary about them?” Li Li said angrily. “This Cat can slap them all to death with one paw. You’re actually afraid of them? That’s so boring.”
This Yellow Weasel was a bit too cautious. What was there to be afraid of those guys for? Couldn’t he protect him?
“Yes, yes! I understand. I won’t hide anymore.” The Yellow Weasel nodded repeatedly.
“Well, let’s not talk about this anymore. Come downstairs with me first. I’ll introduce you to some sisters. With their protection, you won’t have to worry about those guys anymore.” Li Li said, looking at the Yellow Weasel who was nodding frantically.
“Really?” The Yellow Weasel was overjoyed. “Is there anything I need to do, Your Majesty?”
Since His Majesty said so, the people he was introducing must be extraordinary! He just wondered what he needed to do.
“What do you need to do? Your daily task is to accompany them shopping and tell them about the fun places around here. As long as you keep them happy, I guarantee you’ll have endless benefits.” Li Li smiled.
The sisters kept dragging him out shopping. It was so annoying.
He had to find someone to replace him, and the Yellow Weasel was a good choice. He was familiar with the whole city and was very likable.
It was right to leave this matter to him.
“Thank you for your cultivation, Your Majesty! Thank you for your cultivation!” Hearing this, the Yellow Weasel immediately thanked Li Li. Such a good thing was entrusted to him. This undoubtedly proved that His Majesty valued him very much. He would definitely do this job perfectly.
“No need to thank me. Who told you to be my most valued subordinate?” Li Li said with a smile and turned to walk towards the stairs. “Alright, don’t just stand there like a fool. Come with me. I’ll take you to meet the sisters.”
“Yes, yes~” The Yellow Weasel immediately followed. He saw Feng Ruxue and the others in the living room and felt like he could barely breathe. What kind of sisters were these? They were all terrifying Grand Cultivators!
No wonder His Majesty told him that with the protection of these sisters, he would never have to worry about encountering cultivators again.
“Cat Cat, what are you doing upstairs? Are you doing something shady again?”
“Yeah, Cat Cat Captain, why are you always so weird?” Feng Ruxue nodded in agreement.
“Don’t talk nonsense. What do you mean shady? The things this Cat does are very bright.” Li Li rolled his eyes and shouted towards the stairs, “Little Huang, come here quickly!”
“Yes! Your Majesty.” Hearing Li Li’s shout, the Yellow Weasel ran down and greeted everyone, “Greetings, everyone. I’m Little Huang, a little demon under His Majesty’s command.”
“Little demon?” Hearing this, everyone looked at the Yellow Weasel curiously, then at Li Li. “We can’t believe it, Cat Cat Captain. You actually have a subordinate?”
“Yeah! I always thought you didn’t have any subordinates.”
“Right, it’s so surprising.”
He was a Martial Venerable realm expert, yet he lived in a human’s house and even went out begging for food every day. It really shattered their worldview. And what surprised them the most was that he did everything himself.
They originally thought he didn’t have any subordinates, not even an attendant.
They didn’t expect him to actually have a subordinate, and it was a Yellow Weasel.
Logically speaking, his subordinate should be a cat, right? Why was it a Yellow Weasel?
“Of course, this Cat is so strong. Isn’t it normal to have subordinates? What’s so surprising about that?” Li Li waved his paws nonchalantly and said, “Everyone, get to know Little Huang. I’m going to let Little Huang take you all out to play. Don’t underestimate him just because he’s a Yellow Weasel. He’s very familiar with this place.”
“Yeah, yeah! There’s no place around here that I don’t know. No matter where you want to go, just say the word and I’ll take you there immediately.” The Yellow Weasel nodded repeatedly and echoed.
“Let’s put that aside for now. Cat Cat Captain, why did you suddenly ask Little Huang to take us out? Can’t you do it?”
“Yeah, this is your territory. You should be more familiar with it, right?”
“Right, but you asked Little Huang to take us out. What’s the meaning of this?”
Everyone asked.
“It’s very simple. Because this Cat has things to do. Do you really think this Cat has nothing to do? This Cat has to maintain relationships with his meal tickets. How can I accompany you shopping every day?” Li Li said, jumping onto the balcony and looking at the houses in the distance. “This is the territory this Cat worked so hard to conquer. How can I just give it up?”
These many meal tickets were accumulated over many years. If he didn’t maintain relationships with them, they would be snatched away by other cats.
“Uh!”
Everyone was stunned.
Well, as expected, all weaklings are the same, while strong ones are all unique.
Others either have lofty ambitions or world-shaking schemes. But he chose to build his territory in this way. It was really ridiculous.
“Now you know why this Cat doesn’t have time to play with you, right?” Li Li jumped down from the balcony after a brief moment of emotion. “Alright, Little Huang, get to know the sisters well. This Cat is going to continue carrying out his grand plan.”
“Oh, oh~” The Yellow Weasel nodded repeatedly, his eyes full of admiration. As expected of His Majesty, the methods he used were amazing. He knew what those meal tickets were called. They were called “cat slaves.”
His Majesty was indeed His Majesty. With a little trick, he had deceived humans to the point of no return.
“You actually believe that?” Everyone rolled their eyes. They had to say that demons were demons. Their brains were a bit slow. He was obviously talking nonsense, yet the Yellow Weasel actually believed it.
“Bye bye, sisters! This Cat is leaving.” Li Li said and dashed out the window, transforming into a flying cat and disappearing.
Feng Ruxue and the others couldn’t help but say,
“Cat Cat Captain is really fast.”
“Who says he isn’t? We can’t even see him anymore.”
“Yeah! I wonder which sister he went to play with?”
Cat Cat Captain said he was going out to stabilize his meal tickets, but who knew if he actually went or where he went?
Maybe he went to meet some sister in private and deliberately fooled them.
“Everyone, is there anything I can do for you? Little Huang is always at your service.” The Yellow Weasel immediately said.
His Majesty was gone, but it was his time to shine. As long as he could please these adults, would he lack benefits?
“Then go wash the fruit for us and clean the kitchen.” Yuan Ni said, seeing how proactive the Yellow Weasel was.
“Alright!” The Yellow Weasel nodded and immediately went to do it.
Washing fruit and cleaning up garbage were nothing to him.
“You have to admit, although Little Huang is a demon, he’s quite diligent.” Yuan Ni couldn’t help but say, seeing the Yellow Weasel busy in the kitchen.
With this little guy around, they could sit in the living room and chat without worrying about anything else.
“Of course, most little demons are very simple creatures. They don’t have many ulterior motives. Besides pledging allegiance to other great demons, they just honestly do what they are told.”
“Yeah! And some little demons are quite amusing. You ask them anything and they’ll actually answer. They’re so honest it’s almost ridiculous.”
Feng Ruxue and the others laughed. There were many demons in the small world, but most of them had no ambitions and just wanted to find a great demon to rely on and live a good life. So they didn’t have to worry too much when they encountered them.
The only ones they needed to worry about were those demons who became captains, demon generals, and demon kings. After all, the demons who could reach such positions were all ruthless and merciless. They weren’t as honest and obedient as little demons.
“Is that so? Then it seems that demons are quite amusing.” Yuan Ni said and asked Feng Ruxue about demons.
After all, she really didn’t know much about this aspect.
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