Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger-Chapter 243: No Chance, Be Careful in Your Next Life

Chapter 243: No Chance, Be Careful in Your Next Life

“Cough, cough, so much dust. Brother Matthew, you’re a bit unkind.”

Cheng Chen, who had gotten a mouthful of sand, complained. The other party knew this would happen. They weren’t afraid to tell him, causing him to eat a mouthful of sand.

“Who knew you’d have such a big mouth while watching the show? You should have known that their collision would cause a big commotion.” Matthew said, pulling up his cloak to cover Cheng Chen’s head. “Keep your head down, don’t raise it too high. Otherwise, you’ll continue to eat sand later.”

“Oh, oh, thank you, Brother Matthew.” Cheng Chen, squatting under Matthew’s cloak, said gratefully, reaching out to pat the sand and looking towards the center of the battlefield.

He found that the cat and the zombie were already frozen in place. His eyes immediately showed curiosity. What was the situation now? He couldn’t understand what was going on.

“This little glutton’s strength has increased ridiculously. What have you been feeding him lately?” Ming-min asked Hong Fu, looking at the motionless cat and zombie.

“I haven’t fed him anything. He got a private job and got a demon baby pill to eat.” Hong Fu smacked her lips and said, “I didn’t expect this glutton to absorb the medicinal power so well. At this rate? We won’t be able to catch up with him.”

Clearly, the little glutton was quite weak at first. They could easily handle him, but how long has it been? The little glutton had taken off.

“It’s possible, but such high-level pills are ultimately rare. He can’t eat them all the time, and his strength will eventually slow down. Then we can surpass him.” Ming-min said calmly.

High-level pills weren’t cabbages in the field. How could they be so easy to find? This little glutton’s strength would definitely slow down, that was something they didn’t even have to think about.

“Hmm, that makes sense.” Hong Fu nodded in agreement.

“How could this be?” The Zombie King, maintaining his punching posture, said in disbelief.

How long had it been? How could the other party become so strong? Clearly, he was an ant that he could crush with his hand before.

“Surprised, aren’t you? Do you think that after just a month or so, this cat is still the same guy you chased to the ends of the earth? I told you before, this cat is not the same as I was before.” Li Li said proudly, slapping the Zombie King with his paw. The Zombie King collapsed like a boneless mollusk.

Just now in the collision, all the bones in his body were shattered into powder by Li Li’s claw. The only reason he wasn’t dead yet was entirely due to the terrifying characteristic of zombies being unkillable.

Otherwise, he would be dead by now.

“Then what are you going to do with me?” The Zombie King asked, his eyes full of despair, feeling his body a mess.

He regretted his reckless act of coming here alone. If only he had brought a teammate, he wouldn’t be in this situation now.

“Of course, I’ll first strip you naked, then throw you into the furnace for harmless disposal. After all, you have a zombie virus now, so you need to be very careful.” Li Li, his tail wrapped around the Zombie King’s head, said, shouting to the surroundings, “Sister Hong Fu, come down and start the furnace. This guy carries a deadly virus. You have to dispose of it harmlessly.”

“So fast?” Hong Fu was stunned for a moment, then flew out of the pit.

“Brother Cat is awesome.” Cheng Chen and the others also came out after hearing the voice.

“You also arranged for people to ambush me here?” The Zombie King’s eyes widened as he looked at Hong Fu and the others who were surrounding him.

Was this cat so cautious? It was fine that he was so much stronger than him, but he even called for helpers to ambush him here.

“Yes, as the saying goes, it’s better to be safe than sorry. This cat is not completely sure. Of course, I have to be careful. After all, it’s not a good feeling to be targeted.” Li Li said with a smile, waving his paw to the distance, “There’s one more thing I need to tell you. The mechanical rabbit that brought you here is also one of ours.”

“What! You planned this so deeply?” Hearing this, the Zombie King was completely desperate. He was originally thinking that the guy who led him here didn’t receive the comprehensive network currency and might still help him.

Now that even the other party was this cat’s person, how could he still have a way out?

“Hello! Big guy, why are you in such a hurry? You originally had a chance to escape, but now you can’t get away, right?” Jade Rabbit, who had run over, sighed as he looked at the limp Zombie King.

Such good material, why did he think like this? Was this fat cat someone easy to deal with? He was still rushing to die, not leaving himself a way out.

“It’s not deep planning, just for safety.” Li Li stared at the Zombie King with a smile and said, “I’ve told you almost everything. You should be on your way. Remember not to mess with me when you’re full in your next life, okay?”

Although they were sworn enemies, who let him be a cat who didn’t like to cause trouble? He hoped that if there was a next life, the other party would not provoke him again.

“Can we discuss a way out? I can buy my life.” Hearing this, the Zombie King looked at Li Li and pleaded.

He finally regretted it in his heart. He had died once. He didn’t want to die again.

After becoming a zombie as a human for the first time, he was unconscious for a long time. Finally, he managed to regain some consciousness, but he was no longer human.

And now, he was going to die again. He didn’t want to end it like this, his life had just begun.

“No, this cat’s heart is not that big.” Li Li said, slapping the Zombie King’s big head.

Immediately, the Zombie King’s eyes became dull. They completely lost their light and he collapsed to the ground like a pile of mud.

Then a lot of things suddenly appeared out of thin air, which were the supplies stored in the other party’s spatial backpack.

As players died, their qualifications would be recovered. The supplies hidden in the spatial backpack would naturally be dropped.

Therefore, players were usually extra careful. You know, during battles or in special states, players couldn’t use the Comprehensive Network transmission to save their lives.

“Alright, as agreed, Matthew and I won’t take any of the things. You guys can split them equally.” After glancing at them, Li Li immediately lost interest.

What kind of garbage had this Zombie King collected? Could he find something good? He was so disappointed with such a big guy.

“Then I won’t be polite.” Cheng Chen immediately started taking what he liked after hearing this.

He had spent a lot of Comprehensive Network currency on Li Li, so he certainly wouldn’t miss the chance to pick up some supplies and get his money back.

“This guy looks really dirty. I hope he doesn’t pollute my furnace.” Hong Fu, who also glanced at the ground, quickly lost interest in the clutter. She put the Zombie King’s body into the furnace and burned it to prevent toxic gases or deadly germs from remaining.

“This is still a bit unsafe. Chant a rebirth mantra and let him go all the way.” Ming-min, seeing this, cast a cleaning spell. Then she took out three small paper figures and cast a spell. The three paper figures began to chant the “rebirth mantra” around the place where the Zombie King had been lying.

This scene made Cheng Chen, who was picking through the Zombie King’s belongings, get goosebumps. He swallowed and looked at Matthew, saying, “Brother Matthew, is this really the first time you guys have done this kind of thing? Why are you so skilled?”

Weren’t they a little too skilled at this whole process of cremation and post-death affairs? Who exactly had he gotten involved with?

Hearing this, Matthew looked at Ming-min and Hong Fu, then whispered to Cheng Chen:

“Brother Cat and I are indeed doing this kind of thing for the first time, but the two sisters, I can’t say for sure. The place they live in is the cruel Earth Immortal Realm, so they’re probably numb to this kind of thing.”

“Ah?” Cheng Chen’s face turned pale.

Good heavens! As expected, anyone who was with Brother Cat was not a normal person. He wondered why they were so skilled? They were experienced hands.

Thinking about the things they often did, Cheng Chen couldn’t help but shiver. His fantasies about the two of them were instantly shattered. What kind of fairies were they? They were clearly two Asuras.

“It’s done! Everyone can go back, this cat will take a step ahead.” Seeing that the paper figures had finished their ceremony and returned to Ming-min’s hands, Li Li waved his paw and said. But he was grabbed by Hong Fu.

“You want to leave first? Where do you want to go?” Hong Fu asked, pinching Li Li’s round face.

Was this glutton taking them for granted? He wanted to get rid of them so easily.

“Of course, it’s to go home and sleep. After getting rid of the guy who was keeping me awake, what else can I do besides go home and sleep?” Li Li said without thinking. After solving the problem that kept him from sleeping, of course he had to sleep. There shouldn’t be anything wrong with that, right?

“You’re going home to sleep, then what about us? We came all this way with you, and you just want to get rid of us so easily?” Hong Fu said angrily, kneading Li Li’s face.

“Of course not, didn’t I give all this stuff from the Zombie King to you sisters?” Li Li said, carefully prying Hong Fu’s hand away and preparing to run.

Could it be that Sister Hong Fu felt that the Zombie King’s things were too few and she didn’t want to acknowledge it anymore? You know, she hadn’t done anything until now. She couldn’t be so greedy.

“You call this junk? Do you think I would like this kind of stuff?” Hong Fu said angrily. What was her status? What was her background?

Could she like this junk? Did the little glutton think too highly of that Zombie King? She only agreed to help watch the show because of the little glutton.

Now that the matter was resolved, did this little glutton want to leave without showing any appreciation?

“Uh…”

Although he didn’t quite understand the situation, Cheng Chen, who was stuffing materials into his spatial backpack, felt a little hurt.

Because he really was that beggar, and he was very happy to be taking the materials. Of course, this was on the premise that he wasn’t exposed, although even if he was exposed, he had no way out.

“Logically speaking, spoils of war are spoils of war, no matter how big or small, they are all a reward for one’s hard work.” Hearing this, Li Li said, his eyes rolling, his tail protecting his big belly, lest he be attacked.

He could see that Sister Hong Fu’s real intention was not to drink. She was coming straight for him.

“You gluttonous cat is teaching your sister now?” Hong Fu said angrily, “Let me tell you the truth, just this garbage is not enough for your sister to show up. You have to go with your sister.”

“Ah? But didn’t we agree on this before?” Seeing Hong Fu’s true intentions, Li Li tried to reason with her, but it was clear that Hong Fu wasn’t buying it.

“Before was before, now is now. How can they be the same? You have nothing to do anyway, so just go with your sister. Could it be that your sister would harm you?” After saying that, she didn’t give Li Li a chance to argue and left with him.

“Uh, Brother Matthew. Should we follow?” Cheng Chen asked after being stunned by this scene.

“No need, this is a matter between Brother Cat and Sister Hong Fu. It has nothing to do with us.” Matthew shook his head.

While the two sisters were interested in Brother Cat, it was wise to slip away quickly. To take the initiative to go up to them? Wasn’t that asking for trouble?

“Oh, I understand.” Cheng Chen nodded, then looked at Matthew and asked, “By the way, Brother Matthew. If I want to switch to being a mage, do you have any recommendations?”

“You want to switch to being a mage?” Matthew’s eyes lit up. He pulled Cheng Chen away and said, “Then you’ve found the right person. I have many scrolls here. I guarantee there’s one that suits you, and after you buy it, I’ll provide after-sales service and teach you how to use it.”

“Really?” Cheng Chen’s eyes also lit up.

“Of course, you’re someone Brother Cat brought here. Would I cheat you?” Matthew smiled and began to search for scrolls in his spatial backpack.

Jade Rabbit, who was watching from the side, was speechless, her eyes ticking. This guy actually came to Matthew to learn magic? He wasn’t afraid of losing all his money.

But this seemed to have nothing to do with her. Looking at the pile of materials left on the ground, Jade Rabbit simply waved her iron hand and collected them all.

Even a fly was meat, and every little bit added up. There would always be a time when they could be sold for a big price.

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“Have you noticed? That guy, the Zombie King, has disappeared from our partner contract.” The moment the Zombie King was dealt with, his name disappeared from the contract. This quickly caught the attention of the team members.

“Yes, I guess he provoked someone he shouldn’t have and was finished before he could even send out a distress signal.”

“That’s right, it’s just a pity that we spent Comprehensive Network currency on him and haven’t even earned back the cost.”

“Right, he’s too arrogant and conceited. He always acts alone.” The witch added. After the Zombie King became a player, he never told them anything and always did quests by himself.

Making their partnership exist in name only.

“Alright, let the dead rest in peace. Since the Zombie King has already kicked the bucket, I hope everyone will try not to act alone from now on.” The swordsman looked at his partners and said, “Otherwise, the next one might be us.”

“Hmm.” Everyone nodded in response.