At the start, I tricked the school beauty, and ended up with twins?-Chapter 406 - 396: The King of Farts

Chapter 406: Chapter 396: The King of Farts

“Looking for Gu Yu?” When Dai Zhengguo noticed Academician Hou Yun’s gaze landed on Gu Yu, his heart skipped a beat.

Could it be that Academician Hou Yun has set his sights on Gu Yu?

The Academician wants to poach him from me?

No, absolutely not!

It took me, Dai Zhengguo, a lot of effort to find such a promising prospect. It doesn’t matter if it’s an Academician coming, even if the King of Heaven himself arrived, he shouldn’t dream of taking Gu Yu away from me.

“Mm,” Academician Hou Yun nodded with a smile, but his eyes remained fixed on Gu Yu.

“Ah, you’re looking for this stinky kid? He has a stomachache and is in a rush to use the bathroom!” Upon hearing that Academician Hou Yun was indeed here for Gu Yu, Dai Zhengguo quickly stepped forward to block beside him and made up an excuse to divert Academician Hou Yun’s attention.

While speaking, he also turned his head toward Gu Yu and winked.

Gu Yu didn’t understand why Old Dai was lying using him, but seeing that he seemed quite anxious, he quickly began to play along.

“Ouch, I can’t hold it in, it’s killing me!”

Gu Yu hastily covered his stomach with one hand, while the other hand wiped the beads of sweat that had just emerged on his forehead.

“Huh, what’s wrong, why the sudden stomachache? Did you eat something unclean, a Salmonella infection perhaps?”

Academician Hou Yun frowned, Gu Yu had just seemed perfectly healthy, so why the sudden stomach pain?

Still, he immediately asked with concern.

“I don’t know, maybe I caught a chill? Academician Hou, I should go to the bathroom first.” Gu Yu took his acting to the extreme, bending halfway over and even letting out a fart.

The crowd fell into awkward silence: “…”

Dai Zhengguo was shocked; he didn’t expect Gu Yu to possess such a skill, to actually force out a fart!

“Ah, looks like it’s diarrhea, you better hurry back,” Hou Yun said, originally skeptical, but upon hearing Gu Yu’s muffled fart, all his doubts vanished.

“Okay, Mr. Hou, let’s talk some other time when we’re free!”

Gu Yu quickly left the scene with Lin Xinyue, who until now still had a bewildered look on her face.

“Then, Mr. Hou, shall I leave too? It’s getting late, you should rest early as well,” Dai Zhengguo said, smilingly bidding farewell to Hou Yun as he watched Gu Yu walk away.

“Mm,” Hou Yun nodded, watching Dai Zhengguo turn to leave. He suddenly spoke up, “This kid is quite good. Since you don’t want to let him go, you must train him well.”

After saying this, he added, “Just like Qin Yu trained you back then, it’s just a pity about Qin Yu…”

Dai Zhengguo’s footsteps faltered, “I will.” His heavy voice reached Hou Yun’s ears, and his head bowed even lower, as if recalling something very sad.

“Old Man Dai, don’t be too upset about it, that incident back then…” Old Deng caught up and patted Dai Zhengguo on the shoulder.

“It’s okay, no need to mention it, it’s been decades,” Dai Zhengguo raised his hand to stop Old Deng from continuing.

…

On the way back.

“What was that all about just now? Weren’t you fine? How did you suddenly get a stomachache?”

“Did you get hit in the stomach by Hu Yang while you were boxing just now?”

“Is everything okay? Should we go to the medical room and check?”

Lin Xinyue instantly turned into a chatterbox, bombarding Gu Yu with questions over and over again.

“Oh, I’m fine, that was all an act.” After turning a corner, completely out of Academician Hou Yun’s sight, Gu Yu suddenly straightened up and reverted to normal.

“Ah?? Pretending?” Lin Xinyue paused, not understanding why Gu Yu would pretend to have a stomach ache.

“Yeah, Old Dai signaled me to do it. I don’t know why either, but I still went along with Old Dai.” Gu Yu nodded, recalling the look in Old Dai’s eyes, which seemed to convey his concern about what Academician Hou might say to him.

But he didn’t care. He was already feeling a headache from Old Dai wanting to groom him as his successor. What more if an Academician took an interest in him? Wouldn’t that mean being cooped up in the Medical College every day to be poked and prodded like a lab rat?

Just thinking about that kind of life made him feel uncomfortable all over.

One Old Dai was enough for him; he didn’t want to get tangled up with another Academician.

“Then that fart just now…?” Lin Xinyue was still somewhat incredulous, given that Gu Yu’s performance had really seemed like diarrhea.

“Hahaha, I held it in!!”

Gu Yu didn’t wait for Lin Xinyue to finish before bursting out laughing.

Since he didn’t exercise regularly, he had felt the need to pass gas after the exertion, which coincidentally proved useful when Old Dai asked him to act along.

“Ah—” Lin Xinyue covered her mouth, looking utterly incredulous.

Can people really fart anytime, anywhere?

“Do you want me to do another?” Gu Yu felt another movement in his bowels, a rush of air heading toward his lower body, and he cheekily stuck his butt out in Lin Xinyue’s direction.

“Scram, scram, stay away from me!!!”

Lin Xinyue hurriedly ran off, but Gu Yu had already let out a “pfft,” releasing the gas.

Instantly, the corridor was filled with a faint foul odor, and Lin Xinyue rolled her eyes at him, “Oh my God! You’re like the king of farts!”

Then she chased after Gu Yu, trying to hit him, while Gu Yu ran away, not giving her the chance to teach him a lesson.

The two of them chased each other and finally returned to the rest cabin.

Just as Gu Yu and Lin Xinyue reached the door, they ran into Wu Shaohan.

“Uh, haven’t gone to bed yet?”

Gu Yu politely greeted him.

Wu Shaohan nodded, “Just about to. It’s getting late, and staying up damages the skin a lot.”

Gu Yu fell silent, Wu Shaohan in front of him was still the same, very concerned about his appearance.

However, Gu Yu, having thought it through, didn’t see anything wrong with it. Everyone has different life habits and aesthetic perceptions, and as long as they don’t affect others, there’s no need to criticize.

Besides, during the previous recruitment meeting for the aid team, Wu Shaohan had volunteered.

This allowed Gu Yu to see another side of him as a man.

He might have a more feminine exterior, but deep down, he was very responsible and reliable.

“Yeah, get some rest soon,” Gu Yu nodded, pushing Lin Xinyue into the room and then preparing to close the door.

But Wu Shaohan hesitated and called out to him, “Wait a second…”

Gu Yu stuck his head out the door, looking at him puzzledly.

Wu Shaohan smiled slightly, “Thank you for standing up for me today. In all these years, you’re the first.”

Gu Yu was taken aback, then smiled lightly as well, “No problem, I was just supporting social justice, eliminating bad customs, a brave youth of the new era!”

Gu Yu unashamedly praised himself, and then, feeling a bit embarrassed by Wu Shaohan’s smile, he included him in the praise as well, “You’re also a youth of the new era, courageous in trying new things, and setting your own trends!”

“Haha, thank you!” Wu Shaohan’s smile suddenly blossomed, visibly pleased.

“Good night!” Gu Yu took the initiative to end the awkward conversation.

“Alright, good night.”

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