Am I A God?-Chapter 101: An Utter Defeat

Translator: Sparrow Translations Editor: Sparrow Translations

Chubby Luban Assassin typed, “LOL.”

“Here comes the King of Mobile Legends,” Meow Gibson continued, “When are you going to carry me in Mobile Legends, I want to attain the Elite rank.”

Omnipresent asked, “Hey Chubby, what item should I get when I use Sun Xiang Xiang?”

Leopard Head asked, “Hey, what skill should I add when I’m using Li Bai to jungle?”

Chubby Luban Assassin replied with a simple, nonchalant emoji, “You guys are still at the rank of Warrior; you can do anything and still win. I’ll tell you guys more after I have wrecked The Strongest Luban in Mobile Legends.”

Three minutes later ...

“Meowhahaha,”Chubby Luban Assassin announced on the group, “Oh my god, you are such a noob. I defeated you by just using one paw. LOL!”

Matcha was screaming as he dashed towards Zhao Yao and passed his phone to him, “Zhao Yao! Zhao Yao! Please help me with Mobile Legends!”

Zhao Yao saw that Match was on the verge of tears and immediately tapped him on his head and comforted Matcha, “What happened? Who bullied you?”

“That fatso! I decided to go against him 1 on 1 in Mobile Legends, and he destroyed me with a score of 8 to 1. To make things worse, he even announced it on the WeChat group,” Matcha reported to Zhao Yao, “That fatso have hired someone to play in its place, please teach him a lesson!”

Zhao Yao nodded his head when he saw that Matcha’s eyes were red and his face wet with tears. He tried to pacify him by giving Matcha a gentle rub and said, “Alright, stop crying. Sit tight and watch me destroy it.”

“I’ll show you how a Legend plays.”

Matcha nodded his head in agreement as he stared at Zhao Yao.

Seeing that there was still quite some time before the shop opened for the day, Zhao Yao picked up Matcha’s phone and sent a game invite via WeChat.

Five minutes later ...

The score was 8 to 0 in favor of Chubby Luban Assassin.

The Luban which Zhao Yao controlled had died eight times. It chose not to destroy Zhao Yao’s tower to continue torturing him.

“Meowhahaha,” Chubby Luban Assassin smirked and replied, “Did you hire someone to fight on your behalf. It seems like you’ve got cheated. He is worse than you.”

Matcha could not believe his eyes. Even Zhao Yao could not match up against Chubby Luban Assassin. In an instant, Matcha’s entire world was enveloped in darkness.

Zhao Yao could not believe it, “How is this possible? I can’t even defeat a cat?”

“It’s impossible. This cat must have hired someone to play on its behalf. It might even be a professional gamer.”

Zhao Yao immediately left the game and switched off the wifi before he stared at Matcha with a solemn expression, “The wifi suddenly disconnected on the phone, I will let it go this time.

However, I’m telling you to never play against this fatso. It must have used some hacking application. If you continue playing with it, you might even get banned.”

...

Meanwhile, in a bedroom within a giant building on the other side of Jiangmen city, there was a ten years old girl looking at the drawing on her phone. She was gorgeous, and her hair was tied into a tiny ponytail. She switched her gaze from her phone to her legs.

A cat was rolling around beside her feet. It was an American shorthair with grey fur and black stripes all over its body.

“Hahaha, I’ve won, I’ve won, this stupid Luban, I’ll make you lose for the rest of your life!” The American shorthair declared gleefully.

The young girl stared at the cat which was rolling around happily and glanced at the Mobile Legends interface on its screen. She was a little confused and asked, “Fish Ball, just like this?”

Until now, she still could not believe everything she had seen.

The American Shorthair, which was named Fish Ball, had jumped onto her lap and typed out a string of words on the phone.

Soon, the words had transformed into a voice message. It said, “You did well. As long as you follow Master Fish Ball’s orders and sign a contract with me, I’ll soon turn you into a magician.”

Fish Ball nodded along to the voice message with a smirk on its face.

However, the young girl replied, “But Fish Ball ...”

The voice message interrupted, “Address me as Master Fish Ball.”

“Master Fish Ball, I do not want to be a magician. I do not want to sign any contracts or fight against anyone. It sounds too dangerous,” the little girl explained.

“Hmm, then what do you want to do?”

I want to travel to the realm of the fairies,” The young girl announced excitedly.

“Hmm, that would be quite difficult,” Fish Ball replied, and it was deep in thought.

The young girl declared excitedly, “How about time travel? I would like to go back to 3 days ago so that I can pass my exam.”

Fish Ball frowned and replied via the voice message, “It’s too difficult to travel back in time.”

The young girl pouted a little and stared at Fish Ball disappointedly, “How about you give me some money? Give me ten or twenty million RMB.”

Fish Ball scratched the back of its head and replied, “I cannot make money magically appear.”

“You can’t even give me money?” The young girl asked with a face of disappointment. She looked at Fish Ball with a condescending expression and asked again, “Can you make me even prettier? I’m sure you can do that, and I can become a celebrity in the future.”

“I don’t think I can do that,” Fish Ball typed with an awkward smile. 𝙛𝚛𝙚ewe𝗯𝓃𝗼ѵ𝚎Ɩ.𝒄ｏ𝐦

“You can’t do this, and you can’t do that, so what exactly can you do?” The young girl questioned Fish Ball as her upper lips curled in disdain, “I thought you introduced yourself as a supercat? In the end, you cannot even do anything special, and you dare call yourself a supercat.”

Fish Ball replied with an awkward laughter before it stretched its hands out. Suddenly, two beams of light were projected from its palms.

“Look, if you sign a contract with me, you will become a magician and be able to illuminate the world with your hands.”

Fish Ball announced smugly. The girl just stared at Fish Ball with a pair of dead fish eyes. The gaze was filled with contempt, disdain, and pity.

“The power of a torchlight,” The girl mumbled as she looked down at Fish Ball with contempt, “The light you create is so weak, it’s as good as a torchlight. Can you make it brighter?”

“You want it brighter?” Fish Ball clarified, “Wait a moment.”

Fish Ball held its breath and exerted every ounce of strength from within its body. After a while, it finally let out a sigh and lay on the floor, exhausted from it.

“Hmm, is it brighter than before?” Fish Ball said confidently, “I didn’t have a good rest last night. If I had 7 hours of undisturbed rest, the light I project would be as bright as a light bulb in the living room. Even if there were a power shortage, you would still have light.”

“Oh,” The girl remarked as she carried Fish Ball and walked towards her door, “I think I should just sell you instead. A cat which is capable of speech should be able to fetch at least one million RMB.”

“Huh?!” Fish Ball panicked and pleaded, “Please, please don’t sell me. You have taken care of me for the past one year, how can you bear to sell me away?”