Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!

I really did my best not to let my subordinates die.

I fought directly from the front, always maintaining the upper hand, and let my subordinates only get the finishing blows to gain experience.

That way I minimized situations where my subordinates died. I thought even if I did crazy shit, as long as my subordinates didn’t die, that was the best outcome.

But even that had reached its limit now.

One Slime Dragon sacrificed itself by cutting off the path in the middle.

To save me from failing to block a giant raven’s ambush, Lime threw herself forward.

Halphas or any other dungeon owner would say only two died, no big deal, and sure, Solomon’s system meant they could revive with magic stones, but still—not dying was always best.

But she died. And I had to get revenge for that.

"I’m a Legion Commander. Not a warrior. I know damn well the difference in strength."

Halphas’s power was absolute. The ultimate reason he left his subordinates to die or not was probably because he himself was too strong.

’Almost rank 20 level, forget about Forneus.’

That’s what the pressure suggested. My instincts were screaming it. The fact that a dungeon owner’s rank and strength don’t necessarily match—I’m proof of that myself.

’What Shax knew about Halphas’s strength was just a tiny fraction.’

I’d planned the whole operation trusting Shax’s intel. I could easily beat the red, yellow, and blue executives all thanks to Shax’s information, but Shax had no clue how strong Halphas actually was.

[Halphas: Lv.94. ★★★★★☆.]

An existence capable of growing to 6-star. An existence that far surpassed level 90, the threshold for 5-star. Probably satisfied with his rank and scheming something else—the idea of eating Andras.

’A rank 20 raiding a rank 63 dungeon to rape the dungeon owner—can’t get more humiliating than that.’

Halphas might’ve been controlling his rank specifically to eat Andras. That’s how strong Halphas was.

’But we can still win.’

I didn’t have the capability to fight directly. The opponent was a Brug-class powerhouse. If I could’ve beaten Brug, or even fought him evenly, I would’ve challenged him once in that dream world.

’I can’t do it.’

I’d gotten stronger but was still way short. The difference in ★ was a good indicator of the objective power gap Demon King Solomon had determined. Me facing Halphas directly would be suicide.

"I can’t win."

Our legion can win.

"So I brought someone who can beat you."

Level 90. ★★★★★. The one with more divine power than anyone, and we’d paved the way perfectly so she could come up here without taking any damage.

"We have Luna."

Dark Elf Queen Luna. She loved getting it doggy style so much you wouldn’t think it, and she acted humble, but she was without exaggeration one of the ’strongest’ among the Elf Guardians.

"You worked hard. The rest...no, we’ll handle it."

Luna standing behind me patted my shoulder and buried her head slightly. I’d done my job, now I just had to leave the rest to my subordinates.

"I’m counting on you. I need...to rest a bit."

"Of course. Lune, Gremory. Help him."

Lune and Gremory moved me to the wall from both sides. I leaned against the wall and sat down, and they turned their heads with hardened expressions.

"Go help. Your attacks probably won’t reach. But...you can at least harass him."

Both of them specialized in attacking from range. Plus right now was the perfect situation for ’hunting’ a bird.

"I’ll watch you win from here. ...If you run out of mana, come here."

I picked up a magic stone. My stamina might be spent, but my virility was still going strong.

"I’ll fill you up right away."

This battle.

My final role was just one thing.

"...I’ll stick it in the moment you get here, so whenever you run out of mana, just run over."

A mana gas station. I volunteered to become a totem.

"But don’t come running just because you want to get fucked in the middle. The situation’s like this but take the fight seriously. When this battle’s over...."

I shouted loud enough for Luna to hear too.

"I’ll let you ’use’ me however you want! One day per person!"

If there’s one most important role for a legion’s leader, it’s raising subordinates’ morale and boosting their motivation.

"...For now you two just watch. See how Luna fights."

I’d learn by watching Luna too.

A 5-star battle.

***

One was a veteran hunter taking down giant beasts.

One was a giant swatting away relentless wasps.

Their positions differed due to size difference, but the two powerhouses, Luna and Halphas, were definitely fighting on equal footing.

Tap-tap-tap!

Luna ran across the ground and dove into Halphas’s body. Halphas lifted his leg to stomp on Luna. Luna spun her body to dodge, then grabbed a feather and leaped high.

Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh!

Invisible wind arrows pierced between the feathers. The down feathers were so tough they couldn’t pierce all the way through the hide, but the arrows were sharp enough to cook the skin red.

But Luna clicked her tongue and raised her bow. Thinking she’d allowed the attack too easily, sure enough it was a trap.

Screech!!

Halphas spread his wings and swatted Luna away. The tips of the feathers were sharp as thorns. She avoided vital points by raising her bow and guard, but the clothes on her arms and legs that she’d curled up to block got riddled with holes.

Crackle.

Inside the holes, brown skin flowed with silver light. Luna, who’d wrapped divine power around her body like skin, minimized the damage, and the moment her feet touched the ground she grabbed both ends of her bow with both hands.

Clang!!

Luna’s bow deflected the wing Halphas swung.

Crack!

Halphas’s wing caught Luna’s bow that she’d thrust like a rapier.

Crackle!

Divine power and demonic energy clashed and exploded at the intersection where the two weapons met. Thick dust clouds rose, and both simultaneously retrieved their weapons.

Evenly matched.

They read each other’s attacks, countered them, and continued their own attacks.

Luna using her bow but swinging the bow staff like a sword, and Halphas in bird form but using his wings like swords—their duel looked like swordsmen crossing blades with each other.

Clang, clang---!!

The bow staff containing divine power and feathers containing demonic energy clashed. Each attack canceled out, and both simultaneously retrieved their weapons and continued attacking again.

Luna openly drew her bowstring from the front. The silver arrow flying like light aimed at Halphas’s crown.

Halphas opened his beak and bit down to crush it. The demonic energy filling his beak shattered the arrow of divine power, and Halphas pulled both wings back.

Thud, thud!!

His wings stabbed into the ground where Luna had been. So sharp they dented the obsidian floor.

"That’s all you got!"

Luna, who’d kicked off the ground and leaped, did a flip and rapid-fired arrows. Targeting the right wing. The arrows floating up in arcs rained down on Halphas’s wing.

Screech!!

Silver arrows embedded in Halphas’s right wing. The moment they stuck, the arrows started emitting divine aura in all directions, looking like poison spreading. To demons, divine power was basically poison, so not much different.

"Hmph!"

Halphas raised his right wing high. And simultaneously braced his left wing under his armpit. While Luna frowned at the strange posture, Halphas continued attacking Luna floating in midair.

"Fire!"

Halphas cut off all the feathers from his right wing with his left wing. The feathers cut in an instant, leaving only bone, shot forward rapidly like blades with will—except those stabbed by divine power.

"Tch!"

Luna grabbed her bow staff and swung with all her might in all directions. The storm of feathers attacking her 360 degrees struck Luna’s clothes. Though it was battle gear made from Andras thread, Halphas’s black feathers sliced Luna’s clothes like well-sharpened blades.

"Haaa!"

Luna swung her bow down with a battle cry. A storm started whirling around Luna, and all the feathers lost their force and shot high into the sky. Luna escaped the feather storm and landed on the ground.

"Phew, pretty tough after all."

Luna frowned at the cuts all over her body. The wounds weren’t deep but the fact she got wounded at all was unpleasant.

"It’s been almost 100 years since I’ve bled like this."

"Same for me, Elf Queen. Except for that Phoenix bastard, you’re the first to push me this far."

"Then why don’t you just die nicely?"

"Let me make a counter-offer. I don’t understand why a powerhouse like you follows such a weak one. Kill him and become Andras yourself. And give me the original Andras. An alliance."

Luna was silent for a moment at Halphas’s words.

"Fine, I’ll ally with Halphas."

"Is that so. Then hurry—"

"But you’re the one dying. I made a promise."

Luna grabbed her bow at both ends. In a posture like holding bicycle handlebars, she twisted her wrists and the bow staff started splitting left and right.

Shing.

Sharply curved swords—blades—emerged from inside the bow staff.

"I’m going to kill you and make Shax into Halphas."

"...I see, my daughter betrayed me. No wonder I got conquered too easily."

Halphas covered half his body with one wing. Then Halphas’s giant body started writhing, gradually shrinking.

"I tried to show respect after meeting a rare powerhouse, but how unfortunate. You die. I’ll kill all those guys in the back too, then tie up Shax and Andras in bed."

"...Your daughter? I heard Andras was your half-sister?"

"I’m a demon."

"...So demons can do it with family?"

"From the moment you pointed a blade at me, you weren’t family. Don’t worry. I acknowledge your strength, but you’re not my type. Our legion’s goblins might like you though."

"Cocky."

Luna infused divine power into the swords in both hands. Her long silver hair reaching her waist started shimmering even more.

"You’re dying to die, huh?"

"Everyone who said that in front of me died."

"Then I’ll be the first."

"You’re the 24th to say that. You’ll be the 25th now."

Thud!

Halphas, whose body had shrunk close to 3m, stomped his foot hard. From the unmistakable bird form transformed into a winged giant, Halphas clacked his black pigeon head’s beak.

"You’re the third to make me transform like this."

Crack!

The wing cut from his right shoulder sprouted anew. Each feather was like a sharp thorn, and in both hands he gripped feathers from before shrinking his body.

"You’re the second to make me wield this weapon."

Screech.

The feather’s bone structure became hard as steel, and the downy feathers inside sharpened like saw blades. Halphas laughed savagely while swinging his feathers made into saw-blade clubs.

"Ever died before? I’ll be your first death."

"...Setting the mood while dragging ass forever."

Luna spread her feet shoulder-width apart with irritation.

"You know, I’m pretty good at fighting too. I like sparring. But fighting bastards like you? Hard pass."

Luna crossed her swords in an X-shape in front of her lower abdomen.

"Let’s just end it in one go. Finish quick and...I gotta get fucked by him."

"What—"

"Why the hell would I follow him! I follow because I lost in bed! This is the proof!"

Vrrrmm---!!

A silver crest started rising from under Luna’s top. The crest floating on her lower abdomen perfectly resembled the legion’s seal.

"A seal...?!"

"No, a stigmata! In the Goddess’s name!" 𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮

A prayer to the Goddess that could never be heard in legion seizure battles rang out.

"Goddess, bestow divine punishment upon that wicked one who would forcibly rape his own daughter----!!"

The stigmata’s light rapidly seeped into Luna’s blades.