Deities Are All Just My Food

Ji Xinyan knew Bai Jiao’s character, she couldn’t convince her, so she reached out and nudged Lin Baici: "What are you staring for?"

"You go with her!"

"Huh?"

Lin Baici was taken aback, then smiled wryly, "How do I accompany her?"

This thing can’t be slid by two people together, can it?

Uh!

Actually, it’s not impossible!

But those who slide together are couples, because they have to hold each other front and back.

"Dummy, do I have to teach you?"

Although Ji Xinyan scolded Lin Baici, she was quite happy inside. She didn’t think Lin Baici couldn’t figure it out, obviously he felt that men and women being so close wasn’t very appropriate.

"Aren’t you guys friends?"

The staff saw Bai Jiao wasting too much time, took action: "Accompany her to slide, or step aside!"

These staff don’t care if you paid the ticket, whether you get to play or not, they prioritize safety first.

After all, if something happens, they’re responsible.

"Hurry up, it’s just a slide, down in two, three minutes!

The staff urged.

This guy’s such a big man, just looking at him gives a sense of safety.

Lin Baici looked at Bai Jiao, waiting for her opinion.

"Quick, quick, quick!"

Ji Xinyan grabbed Lin Baici’s wrist, pushed him down to sit.

Bai Jiao is so shy, asking her to nod could take forever.

Lin Baici sat behind Bai Jiao, legs spread, sandwiching Bai Jiao in the middle, trying to avoid touching Bai Jiao, but the next second, the staff pushed on his back.

Off you go!

"Holy crap!"

Lin Baici slipped forward directly, bumping against Bai Jiao’s butt, sticking solidly to her.

Whoosh!

The two slid downwards with the water below because the big slide wasn’t straight up and down, it spiraled, so with inertia, it felt like being thrown out.

"Ah!"

Bai Jiao was scared, screamed, hands flailing.

Seeing her like this, Lin Baici had no choice but to reach out and hug her waist: "It’s okay, it’ll be over soon!"

Bai Jiao couldn’t hear at all, she twisted her upper body in fear to hug Lin Baici.

Lin Baici immediately understood why girls are called softies.

Moreover, Bai Jiao, being scared, hugged Lin Baici with all her might, her entire upper body pressed up.

Originally not too wealthy fried eggs were crushed into scrambled eggs.

Not filling.

In this swaying slide down, suddenly Lin Baici’s view lit up.

Together they burst from the slide’s exit with the wave, flew up a meter or two, then splashed into the pool.

Splat!

Water splashed everywhere.

Because Bai Jiao was holding onto Lin Baici, he couldn’t adjust his posture, resulting in a big splash.

The two nearby staff, experienced, just seeing Bai Jiao’s face and actions knew something was wrong, quickly moved in.

But before they intervened, Lin Baici hugged Bai Jiao and stood up.

Poof!

Lin Baici wiped his face!

Damn!

If he hadn’t held his breath in time, he almost swallowed a mouthful of water.

This pool water is definitely not clean!

Bai Jiao’s reaction was not as fast as Lin Baici, she drank a mouthful of water, if not for Lin Baici hugging her quickly, she’d have drunk more.

"Are you okay?"

The short-haired staff member, a twenty-three or twenty-four-year-old youth, seeing Bai Jiao’s skin and looks, was a bit regretful.

Not his chance to save the day!

Then less than a minute later, he saw an even prettier girl emerge from the slide.

Splosh!

Ji Xinyan fell into the water, stood up the next second, stepped through waist-deep water, and walked towards Lin Baici.

"Bai Jiao, are you okay?"

Ji Xinyan saw Bai Jiao still clinging to Lin Baici.

Lin Baici shrugged his shoulders.

Xu Jiaqi and the others also came over.

Liu Zilu was so envious, she wished she claimed to have a fear of heights too, and let Lin Baici hug her down.

"You guys go have fun, I’ll accompany her to the rest area for a while!"

Ji Xinyan sent everyone off.

"I’m...I’m fine now."

Bai Jiao didn’t want to ruin everyone’s excitement because of her being alone, but that water moment did scare her badly.

She couldn’t swim, so when she splashed into the water, she was completely stunned, luckily Lin Baici picked her up in time.

"Then shall we go play in the drifting river?"

Xu Jiaqi raised her hand and suggested.

River rafting is just sitting on a rubber boat and drifting along the river, it’s quite safe, though most people playing are children and couples.

Because it’s not exciting enough.

"Hmm!"

Bai Jiao glanced over, feeling the speed of this activity wasn’t too fast, she could handle it.

The group immediately set off.

Lin Baici had already let go of Bai Jiao, taking the initiative to fall behind, to avoid her feeling awkward.

There was a small issue when distributing the rubber boats.

They were all two-person boats, at most could carry a child under six years old.

What?

Two children?

Sorry, better rent an extra rubber boat!

And not only does renting a boat cost money, but taking one lap costs twenty yuan too.

You could say the business owner really knows how to make money.

Now the question is, who’ll sit with Lin Baici?

Liu Zilu wanted to, but she didn’t dare to voice her opinion!

The others felt Ji Xinyan should naturally accompany Lin Baici, but for some reason, the tea girl didn’t say anything.

Xu Jiaqi had dated in high school, so understood a bit, she felt after the earlier scene, Ji Xinyan might want to see Lin Baici’s attitude.

Luckily, Lin Baici wasn’t the type to have his eyes wandering while eating from the bowl, he had no reservations in mind, seeing the girls were too shy to move, he spoke directly.

"Xiao Yanzi, what are you standing there for?"

Lin Baici’s tone was like a landlord’s: "Hurry, come and row for your big class monitor!"

Pff haha!

Everyone burst out laughing at the words ’Xiao Yanzi’.

This kind of address, it was the first time hearing it!

Looking at Lin Baici again, he was full of open and bright air, not the least bit bashful or shy.

Have to say,

Lin Baici is really brave, and truly confident. 𝑓𝓇𝘦ℯ𝘸𝘦𝑏𝓃𝑜𝘷ℯ𝑙.𝑐𝑜𝓂

Faced with someone like Ji Xinyan with her looks and figure, who would dare call her that?

That would be living in fear every day, scared of saying just one wrong word, making her mad, and losing her.

"What are you babbling about?"

Ji Xinyan spat: "Believe it or not, I’ll push you in the river and drown you?"

Though saying this, Ji Xinyan couldn’t hide the smile in her eyebrows, she happily walked over, even deliberately using a lot of force, jumping into Lin Baici’s rubber boat.

After three minutes of struggling, everyone’s rubber boats finally set off.

Ji Xinyan deliberately slowed down, creating some distance from Pei Fei and the others in front.

"I thought you were planning to ride with Bai Jiao!"

Ji Xinyan pouted.

"She can’t, bear is too small, I still prefer you!"

Now that it was just the two of them, Lin Baici was not holding back. Moreover, he noticed Ji Xinyan seemed a bit upset, of course he wanted to coax her.

"Ah?"

Ji Xinyan was instead stunned by Lin Baici.

Do you have to be so straightforward?

But what’s the tea girl like?

A master of racing!

How could she let Lin Baici’s car wheel roll over her face, so she immediately fought back.

"Small has its merits, how is it? Are the dumplings comfortable to hold?"

Ji Xinyan raised an eyebrow at Lin Baici: "Didn’t you take the chance to touch?"

"Am I that kind of person?"

Lin Baici rolled his eyes.

"I think you’re not even a person!"

Ji Xinyan laughed heartily: "Have you heard that story, where a man and a woman share a bed, the woman draws a line on the bed, saying if you cross it, you’re a beast!"

"In the end, the man didn’t cross the line, and behaved all night!"

"The next day, in the morning, the woman smacked the man and called him worse than a beast!"

"You, the opportunity came and you didn’t cherish it!"

Ji Xinyan shook her head: "Bai Jiao’s character is actually quite good, makes a decent girlfriend!"

"Not interested!"

Lin Baici smiled faintly.

"Not interested? Or is your body not up to it?"

Ji Xinyan’s beautiful eyes shifted downwards, glanced at Lin Baici’s swim trunks: "You hugged for three minutes, came down still reluctant to let go, and you didn’t even have a reaction!"

"Could it be you’re not physically well?"

As the tea girl spoke, she even extended her foot to poke Lin Baici’s thigh.

Actually, she wanted to poke Lin Baici’s Holy Sword, but was too shy.

Pap!

Lin Baici grabbed the tea girl’s ankle, directly removed her slipper, and slapped her foot sole three times.

Pap, pap, pap!

"Dare to speak ill of the master?"

Lin Baici raised an eyebrow: "You’re really asking for it!"