Deities Are All Just My Food

"Wow, seriously, Yan Yan, the class monitor’s skin is even better than yours!"

Tao Nai was shocked.

In the entire dorm, Bai Jiao was the fairest, but Ji Xinyan had the best figure.

Bai Jiao’s fairness was natural; her family was average, so she had no time for fitness, but Ji Xinyan was different. Especially after the college entrance exams, she trained hard for a whole vacation, and with her naturally tall and slender frame, at the youthful age of nineteen, she was as delicate and beautiful as a flower.

Tao Nai and the others had touched her, even thinking it was the credit of cosmetics, planning to rely on makeup if fitness wasn’t enough.

Now, Ji Xinyan was being completely outmatched by Lin Baici.

Yes!

Outmatched!

"If you want to touch, just do it, no need for excuses!"

Ji Xinyan teased.

"Really, I’m not lying to you!"

Tao Nai extended her hand again, this time targeting the chest, "Come and feel for yourselves if you don’t believe me?"

"Let me try!"

Liu Zilu had wanted to touch for a long time, but was too shy; now given the chance, she immediately rushed over.

Xu Jiaqi didn’t touch but came over.

Actually, you can tell a person’s skin quality at a glance.

Lin Baici’s face had no acne, it was smooth and plump, his eyes were lively, clearly a guy who eats well, drinks well, rests well, with no academic pressure, full of energy.

"Wow!"

Liu Zilu was dumbfounded, the feel was better than Ji Xinyan’s.

Lin Baici smiled awkwardly and stepped back a bit.

"Oh, the class monitor is shy!"

Xu Jiaqi teased.

"You two, that’s enough!"

Pei Fei quickly interjected.

There are no women who don’t get jealous; Ji Xinyan might seem graceful and composed now, standing with a smile like the main lady, but who knows, she might already be planning how to banish you to the cold palace and torment you fiercely.

Pei Fei didn’t want to see any conflicts in the dorm later!

If Ji Xinyan decided to be sly, none of them combined could rival her.

"Might as well touch if you can!"

Ji Xinyan said this, but was actually a bit upset.

I haven’t even touched Lin Baici yet!

Let these two girls get ahead!

No way!

I must find a chance to take a bath with the little wolf dog and enjoy it thoroughly.

"Let’s have some fun, which activity should we start with?"

Lin Baici didn’t want to stand here any longer.

This was the dressing room entrance, with many guys and girls coming and going, quite a few were eyeing their group.

And Ji Xinyan’s figure was very impressive.

Especially today when she wore a separate swimsuit, with swim trunks on the bottom and a floral strapped bikini top, while her white, strong, slender waist was exposed to the air.

Even though Lin Baici had seen Ji Xinyan post-bath before, the sight of her in swimwear still amazed him.

Her waist wasn’t just a waist, it was the spring waters of the Seine!

Not to mention those long legs in flip-flops, longer than the lives of many men.

"Of course, let’s hit the big slide!"

Ji Xinyan led the way.

The 165-meter-long space shuttle has to be the signature attraction of this water park.

"By the way, can you all swim?"

Lin Baici remembered something, "If not, let’s rent some swim rings in advance!"

Lin Baici bought two swim rings, but when they entered, the security didn’t let him bring them in.

If you want to use them?

You have to rent from the park, and they charge by the hour, it’s a rip-off.

Of course, Lin Baici didn’t mind spending that money.

"In indoor water play, we probably don’t need swim rings, right?"

Liu Zilu glanced around.

She thought bringing a swim ring would be embarrassing; generally, only kids and timid girls use them.

"There’s a deep-water area!"

Ji Xinyan reminded.

"We won’t go to the deep-water area then?"

Bai Jiao also didn’t want to rent swim rings.

For one, they’re expensive, and knowing Lin Baici’s character, he’d definitely offer to pay, although Lin Baici was a rich second generation, it’s not polite to always let him spend.

The other reason is that she thinks it’s embarrassing.

It’s not like being on the beach here?

With a swim ring around your waist, what does that look like?

So ugly.

The real reason is Ji Xinyan doesn’t need it.

Among these girls, only Ji Xinyan and Tao Nai knew how to swim.

"Class monitor, are you good in the water?"

Tao Nai looked down at Lin Baici’s long legs, "With your long limbs, it seems wasteful not to swim!"

"What isn’t wasteful when it comes to the class monitor?"

Liu Zilu retorted.

"Pretty good!"

Lin Baici wasn’t bragging, with his current stamina, swimming across the Yangtze a few times would be a piece of cake.

"Alright, if something happens, we’ll let the class monitor rescue us!"

Tao Nai tried to pat Lin Baici’s shoulder but couldn’t reach, so he settled for patting his back: "It’s decided happily!"

"Let’s just play for now, and rent it if we need it later!"

Pei Fei wasn’t in favor either, mainly because it was too expensive.

Besides, we’re all university students at an indoor amusement park packed with tourists, it’s practically impossible to drown.

First stop, the big slide.

Everyone climbed the stairs with non-slip mats, quickly reaching a height of over thirty meters.

People were lining up in front—a long line of them.

"How’s your summer vacation going?"

Lin Baici was idle and started chatting with the tea girl.

"Travel! Travel! Travel!"

Ji Xinyan sighed: "I used to think visiting the famous mountains and rivers of our country was meaningful, but now it always feels like something’s missing!"

The tea girl looked at the people in the big pool below.

She knew why she wasn’t enjoying herself anymore!

Because more and more, there was Lin Baici in her heart. She’d never had such an urgent desire for school to start, to see someone.

"Could it be that you’re feeling old at heart?"

Lin Baici guessed.

"You’re the one who’s old!"

Ji Xinyan rolled her eyes at Lin Baici,

Steel straight guy,

deserves to be single forever.

After a few seconds, Ji Xinyan lowered her voice: "Do you have any plans for this winter vacation?"

"Why?"

Lin Baici was pretty free, unless the Security Bureau assigned him work, otherwise, he could be on holiday all the time, still getting that sky-high salary.

"How about going to Hainan together for a few days?"

Ji Xinyan invited.

The line was moving slowly.

Pei Fei and Xu Jiaqi were at the front, Bai Jiao was just behind, followed by Tao Nai and Liu Zilu.

Actually, Tao Nai wanted to go ahead, but Liu Zilu held him back, so he couldn’t leave.

As for Liu Zilu, she knew eavesdropping was wrong, but she just wanted to be closer to Lin Baici.

She heard what the tea girl said, feeling a bit envious inside.

She had no money!

Even if she wanted to go, she couldn’t.

"..."

Lin Baici didn’t know how to answer.

The main thing was, once the winter vacation started, Kim Myungjin and Hua Yue Yu would definitely come over to hang out. What was he supposed to do?

He couldn’t just tell them that he was going to Hainan with a girl, right?

Going on vacation together?

And he couldn’t possibly tell the tea girl that these two were also his girlfriends, could he?

"No way, Yan Yan, such a big beauty is inviting you, and you’re hesitating?"

Tao Nai was surprised.

"If you’re busy, forget it!"

Ji Xinyan shrugged her shoulders.

Her expression didn’t change, but those who knew her could see that she was a bit down.

"I’m just worried that your parents might be concerned!"

Lin Baici laughed self-deprecatingly and quickly tried to make amends: "And I admit I’m not very self-controlled, with just the two of us, I might do something and ruin our friendship!"

Not only did Liu Zilu and Tao Nai perk up their ears, but even Bai Jiao did as well.

They all wanted to know how Ji Xinyan would respond.

Because this sentence decided their future relationship.

"Are you afraid my dad will ask for too much dowry?"

Ji Xinyan retorted.

"Hiss!"

Lin Baici took a sharp breath in.

What a tricky retort!

How was he supposed to answer?

"Wow!"

Tao Nai and Liu Zilu exclaimed.

Was this considered forcing his hand?

Their four eyes immediately turned to Lin Baici in unison.

Class monitor, at this crucial moment, do you dare take a stand?

"Why did you only mention your dad? Doesn’t your mom have a say?"

Lin Baici hadn’t even finished speaking when Liu Zilu and Tao Nai started booing.

Class monitor, you’re so timid!

Can’t you stick to the topic?

"Because my mom, like me, is all about looks. Seeing your face, she’d probably throw in a dowry and personally drive me to your door."

Ji Xinyan laughed out loud.

"May I ask, is Auntie beautiful?"

"Get lost!"

Ji Xinyan immediately lifted her fair foot and gave Lin Baici’s leg a light kick.