Deities Are All Just My Food

Will Lin Baici come for a night visit tonight?

Normally, he would, right?

Boys in their adolescence have hormones flowing through their veins, and ten times a day isn’t exhausting. Especially considering Lin Baici’s strong and healthy body, he surely can’t resist.

Plus, the mother-in-law is downstairs; how thrilling is that?

Jiang Yitong quickly got out of bed, shuffled her slippers, and went to check the door, making sure it wasn’t locked.

Then, she patiently waited.

But Jiang Yitong kept watching videos till 1 am and didn’t hear any movement outside.

"No way? Really not coming?"

Jiang Yitong got up, quietly went to the door, opened a crack, and peeked.

It was pitch black outside, no one there.

"..."

Jiang Yitong was speechless, Lin Baici, I’m giving you a chance, and you’re not taking it.

Can’t expect me to take the initiative, right?

That would be too embarrassing?

Jiang Yitong started to struggle.

To survive or to destroy...

Wrong,

To go or not to go, that’s the question?

In a relationship, someone has to lower their stance and take the initiative to resolve a conflict.

Thinking of how good Lin Baici was to her, Jiang Yitong took a deep breath, got dressed, and went to find Lin Baici.

...

Lin Baici was full of energy, not sleepy at all, lying in bed playing on his phone.

Suddenly, there was a quiet sound of the doorknob turning in the deep night.

Lin Baici immediately turned off the screen.

Who could it be?

His biggest enemy is the slave master, but he’s already killed him, and it’s unlikely that Dayao’s people know he got the Dragon Ball and came to take it back...

It couldn’t be the Ghost Ship God, right?

This is Lin Baici’s own home, so he didn’t have the habit of locking the door, plus the quality of the door is good, so it didn’t make any noise when pushed open.

Then Lin Baici saw Jiang Yitong sneaking in.

"..."

Lin Baici’s vision was enhanced, so even in such a dim moonlit environment, he could see clearly.

Jiang Yitong couldn’t do that; she felt her way to the bedside.

"Bai Ci? Bai Ci?"

Jiang Yitong touched Lin Baici’s leg and nudged him.

Noticing no response, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Lin Baici didn’t respond, had already closed his eyes, but he could hear Jiang Yitong’s breathing, judging her position from it.

Jiang Yitong must have seen Lin Baici asleep, thought of leaving, but after taking a few steps, she stopped again. Then, she stood there, seemingly in a dilemma about whether to go through with it, standing for at least ten minutes before moving back to the bedside.

And Lin Baici heard the sound of rustling.

Clearly, it was Jiang Yitong undressing.

About a minute later, Lin Baici felt Jiang Yitong lean over, then attempt to cover his eyes with something.

"Playing possum, huh?"

Lin Baici chuckled: "Can’t see, so pretend it didn’t happen, right?"

Lin Baici guessed what Jiang Yitong wanted to do, definitely embarrassed after receiving such a big gift, wanting to reward him.

Lin Baici didn’t find Jiang Yitong’s actions inappropriate and didn’t think of her as a vain girl lowering her stance for money.

On the contrary, if Jiang Yitong kept being cold, Lin Baici absolutely wouldn’t touch her, maintaining no interaction from then on.

Lin Baici wasn’t short of women, no need to be bothered by Jiang Yitong.

Jiang Yitong sneaked around like a midnight mouse stealing oil, quickly found her target.

Lin Baici wanted to refuse because Wang Fang was downstairs; if she found out, he’d be embarrassed, but speaking of it.

He didn’t want to hold back!

Because just knowing Jiang Yitong, this girl gave him a huge sense of freshness.

"Are you pretending to sleep?"

Jiang Yitong’s hand stopped, suddenly surprised and asked.

Lin Baici’s heart skipped a beat.

Oops,

Got caught!

Just as Lin Baici was about to explain, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

The school beauty’s heartbeat hadn’t changed!

If she realized he wasn’t asleep, her surprise attack was discovered, she’d definitely be shy and nervous, and her heartbeat should accelerate.

Great!

Learned to test him, huh?

"Sleeping so soundly? Shouldn’t be, right?"

Jiang Yitong was skeptical, indeed probing.

She never dreamed Lin Baici’s hearing was so good he could catch her heartbeat, thus judging her intent.

Jiang Yitong sneakily continued her thieving mouse act.

Ten minutes later, Jiang Yitong’s hand was sore and nudged Lin Baici.

"Okay, stop pretending; I don’t believe anyone can sleep under these circumstances!"

Jiang Yitong lay down, looked at the ceiling: "You do it yourself, I’m tired!"

Lin Baici opened his eyes.

"What? Want to kick me out?"

Jiang Yitong seemed to tease, but really covering up her inner panic. If Lin Baici truly kicked her out, she’d only have to jump from the building.

Because it’s too humiliating.

But this panic didn’t last long, because the next second, Jiang Yitong heard Lin Baici’s warm, mellow voice.

"Lie down!"

At the same time, she felt a pair of big hands pat her thigh.

Jiang Yitong turned over, hugged the pillow, and buried her face in it.

...

In the morning, Jiang Yitong groggily opened her eyes and was startled when she saw it wasn’t the guest room.

"Holy crap!"

Jiang Yitong jumped up, rushed off the bed, and quickly gathered her clothes, intending to escape back to the guest room immediately.

"So, you’re scared too?"

Lin Baici teased.

"Who... who’s scared?" 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂

Jiang Yitong retorted stubbornly.

"Not scared? Then how about some morning exercise?"

"Huh?"

Before Jiang Yitong could react, Lin Baici was already upon her.

Then she started to reflect.

Why was I panicking yesterday?

With my Innate Daji Saint Body, Lin Baici can’t resist my charm, right?

...

When Lin Baici went downstairs for breakfast, Wang Fang’s face was particularly dark.

Because her daughter hadn’t come down.

"Sorry, I’ll go wake her up!"

Having her daughter sleep in at someone else’s house was too shameful.

"No need to apologize, Yitong might be tired. Let her sleep a little longer, okay?"

Lin Baici was in high spirits, feeling that even breakfast tasted better.

Wang Fang shook her head, went upstairs, and knocked on the guest room door.

Knock knock! Knock knock!

"What now?"

Jiang Yitong’s mumbling came from inside.

"Do you know what time it is now?"

Wang Fang was furious: "Get up, eat, and then get lost!"

"I’m tired, let me sleep a bit more!"

"Do you believe I’ll break in right now, drag you out, and throw you away?"

Wang Fang threatened, almost exploding with anger.

"Okay, okay, I get it, give me five minutes!"

Jiang Yitong was speechless.

When I move into the new house, even if you ask me to come, I won’t, and yes, I’ll steal Lin Baici away too.

Ten minutes later, Jiang Yitong supported her waist and came downstairs.

Her whole body was aching.

"What’s wrong with you?"

Wang Fang frowned, thinking her daughter was pretending to be sick to stay a few more days.

"I had a nightmare, felt like a bear dragged me back to its cave to spend a winter together!"

Jiang Yitong complained.

Slap!

Wang Fang slapped Jiang Yitong’s forehead: "What nonsense are you talking? Finish eating and get going, don’t dawdle!"

"Got it!"

Jiang Yitong took a few steps, then suddenly went back to her room.

"What’s the matter now?"

"Medicine!"

Jiang Yitong forgot to take her medicine. She definitely didn’t want a baby, at least not until after graduating from college.

"Sick?"

"Mm!"

Jiang Yitong mumbled vaguely: "Maybe caught a cold!"

"You go down first, I’ll get the medicine for you!"

Wang Fang wanted her daughter to take medicine in front of Lin Baici, so he would know there’s a reason for her sleeping in.

It’s not being undisciplined.

"No need, no need!"

Jiang Yitong saw her mom turn toward the room and was almost scared to death, rushing to stop her.

If her mom pulled out the medicine box and saw the name, she would definitely be in big trouble.

After a frantic bit of chaos, Jiang Yitong finally sat at the dining table.

After a few sips of porridge, she asked casually: "What’s your plan for today?"

Given their changed relationship, Jiang Yitong’s tone was warm and familiar.

"Why do you care about Baici’s plans?"

Wang Fang countered directly, thinking her daughter was too forward.

She really doesn’t want her daughter chasing after Lin Baici, right?

Absolutely not allowed!

Wang Fang shot a fierce glare at Jiang Yitong.

"Going to school for a look around."

Lin Baici wanted to check on Gu Qingxiang, unable to contact her on WeChat or by phone, unsure of what she was up to.

"Oh!"

Jiang Yitong looked slightly disappointed, not realizing she now had the emotions of someone in love, wanting to be with Lin Baici all the time.