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... mind all through dinner. Weijun was in a good mood, and he told many jokes at the table, jokes that had Majesty wheezing. Over rice, lobster, steamed fish and a bottle of plum wine, the cat’s laughter rung loudest.

"I have got one, I have got one." The cat said eagerly and purred. "Why don’t architects ever play hide and seek?"

Liwu worked on her lobster. Jokes had never been her strongest skill, which was why she did not understand a good percentage of the things Xuanji said.

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