I Wasn't Born Lucky - Chapter 3

A female military doctor was reborn in ancient times when she encountered a drought and was fleeing famine. Her grandfather was a scumbag and her grandmother was a poisoner. She wanted to sell her whole family for food.

Gu Jinli said: It’s not a big deal, let’s deal with Mr. Zha’s evil mother first, then find water in exchange for food, and lead the whole family through the famine.

“I fled the famine and settled down in Dafeng Village. It’s hard for outsiders to mix in and they are oppressed in various ways. How can I overcome this?”

Gu Jinan said: It doesn’t matter, brother, I am a big shot in the imperial examination.

Life is going on in a pleasant way, but there are wars and disasters everywhere. Gu Jinli flips the table. This girl just wants to farm and fight. Get out!

The little brother I picked up while escaping from famine: Madam, don’t panic, your husband is a madman on the battlefield. He rebelled against the marquis. I will protect your ten thousand acres of medicine fields and live in peace for the rest of your life.

PS: A slap-in-the-face, torture-for-farming story, the male and female protagonists are clean physically and mentally, 1V1 dotes on each other, and has a happy ending. [The heroine does not practice medicine, but only uses medical knowledge to make a fortune^0^]

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- Description from novelbuddy

On her wedding day, she was humiliated; her status as the legitimate wife was instantly changed into that of a concubine.

After what seems to be a plane accident,

Su Bai Master Su was seized of his power and unexpectedly reincarnated onto a cowardly distant nephew.

Who said that you will lead a dull life after rebirth?

The ‘Jade-Faced Yama’ who once ate both the black and white path

vows to take back the power that once belonged to him step by step.

Do you really think Master Su is a rice dumpling for everyone to push around when he does not display his wrath?

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Bro!

You wouldn’t believe this!

Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday.

Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang.

Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?!

I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right?

RIGHT?!

I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be!

From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?!

A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something!

Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle.

Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS!

GAAAAH!

Jeez this is happening too fast!

However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while!

A new path of power!

I can NOT be an undead!

I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead!

Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them!

I’m no longer on the path for Undeath!

Only Lifelessness awaits me!

I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale!

I am... SKULLIUS!

And I’m not an UNDEAD!

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[Sneek Peek]

“What kind of skills are these? What can I do with them? They better not be worthless VOW Bro!”

[Please refrain from calling me- you know what, whatever! Scroll down to access the actual descriptions about the skills].

Um ok.

Click.

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Flesh It Like You Mean It | Lv. 1 ]

Tired of looking dead? Are your eyes hollow? Do you need to smile and show off something other than bones? Call on the power of cosmetic flesh and get a body that's to your liking (not really).

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[ Supreme Skill ]

[ Lifeless Evolution ]

Tired of the same old undead evolutions? Is being undead not trendy anymore? Is your Lich a sockethole who doesn’t admire your efforts? Well then, try the Lifeless Evolution Package. For strong, unorthodox and peculiar evolutions that will knock your skull off.

-IfyouareseeingthisinyourGuidancefielditmeansthatthisskillisboundtoyouandisnon-refundable-

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I’m going to regret this right?

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