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... e. Hear this :

A woman threatens her boyfriend, "If you won't stop telling me that I'm fat, I'm going to leave you!"

"Don't do this darling! Think about our child!" says the boyfriend, trying to convince her to stay.

"But we don't have any children!" erupts the woman.

"Wait, what? You're not 8 months pregnant?"

Anyway, Humble's wife should be charged with the offence of having Aphrodite as her name.

She was obese, her name should be Ketodiet.

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