TLN: Hey guys, happy chinese new year!
Wanted to notify you guys that the previous chapters were a bit misleading about the God Hero. Looks like Yorishiro can’t Godify the other heroes, only their respective elemental Gods can.
Also, chapter 250 is safe to skip.
Enjoy!
- 250: Is it a leaf or a legume?
At that day, a guest came to Apollon City; the Wind Founder, Toreido Shiva.
He wanted a secret meeting with the Founders and was currently inside the Grand Church together with the Light Founder Yorishiro —and for some reason, I -Kuromiya Haine- was also together with them.
In other words, this is…
“A God conference again huh.” (Shiva)
Shiva sits on the seat that was prepared and says this.
The people here are humans, but our souls aren’t.
Wind God Quasar as Shiva; Yorishiro as Light Goddess Inflation; and me as the Dark God Entropy.
The three Gods of Creation that had incarnated into humans.
Because of this, a meeting to decide the direction of the world will be taking place now.
“Is Nova not coming?” (Shiva)
Shiva asks about the remaining incarnator Nova that isn’t here.
“That guy is currently a cow, you know. He is not in a position that allows him to move freely.” (Haine)
“Even if he could, do you think he would wish to come here? That muscle-brain Fire God that only thinks about himself.” (Yorishiro)
With what Yorishiro and I pointed out, Shiva goes ‘that’s true’ and easily accepts it.
That’s why this conference that has the fate of the world involved in it will be starting with only us three.
“…But before that…” (Shiva)
Shiva says with an irritated tone.
“What is this?” (Shiva)
What does he mean by ‘what is this’?
I follow the gaze of Shiva and look down the table.
There’s several things decorating the top of the table, but is he saying there’s something weird within those things? I don’t think there’s anything specially weird there though.
The most there is is tea and snacks to accompany it.
“Why tea?” (Shiva)
Huh?
“In this kind of talks, coffee is the template, isn’t it?! And yet, why tea?! I didn’t come here for a tea party, you know!” (Shiva)
Uwa…What’s with this anger?
While Shiva-san was imploding from a taste of him that we didn’t understand that well, Yorishiro-san answered in a low tone.
“…Tea is the drink of the noble ones.” (Yorishiro)
Oi.
“It is truly the drink that is worthy of being poured in this day’s meeting. Coffee, that’s a common place beverage whose only trait is being bitter, would only serve to obstruct the necessary thoughts in this talk.” (Yorishiro)
“That’s why childish women… It is exactly the bitterness of the coffee that brushes away that unnecessary noise in the brain. Tea is just rotten leaves. Having Coacervate being the rotten one is plenty enough!” (Shiva)
“Putting that decaying thing on the same level as tea is an insult!! What’s with you! People that drink that pitch-black liquid without milk and sugar only do that because they think they look cool!” (Yorishiro)
“This damn woman went and said it! You drink tea only because you think that it is a luxury!! Or more like, what era are you even in?! In this era, it is already being mass-produced, and tea is now the one that’s the common place drink, you idiot!” (Shiva)
“Who are you calling idiot, you deaf protagonist! Tea is not only important because it is a luxury! The complexity when making tea and the pouring, all those small things that make the taste change each time, that difficulty in use, by perfecting the correct way to make and pour that tea, that’s when the true refiness of tea can be exerted, and that’s what makes it noble! Don’t compare it to coffee that’s simply bitter!!” (Yorishiro)
“What did you say?! How can you talk about noble when you don’t even understand the thick depth in the clash between bitterness and sourness in coffee?! If we talk about the complexity of the making, there’s roasting, blend, mixing, and pouring. Coffee has a lot more process! Tea simply needs to put those leaves inside a small teapot and pour warm water inside!!” (Shiva)
“That’s not true! In order to perfectly bring out the taste inside the tea leaves, there’s a technique passed down that would surprise anyone. Steaming, filtering, keeping the uniformity of the concentration; to do all these, you need the technique of an expert!” (Yorishiro)
“Even though it is just second-grade drink made of rotten leaves that people had no choice but to drink!” (Shiva)
“That’s just a common saying! Looks like you finally showed the shallowness of your knowledge!!” (Yorishiro)
‘Uwaaaaaa…’ is the groan I let out inside of my head.
These people are having a heated debate about something that’s not related at all with the main topic of the meeting.
Why do these two hate each other so much?
Right, I remember now.
Gods don’t get along with each other. The ones who incarnated as humans were normally peaceful, so I thought it would be okay, but that wasn’t the case.
The Gods don’t get along well!
“Haine-san!!” (Yorishiro)
“Haine!!” (Shiva)
Uwaaa…
These Gods are now pointing their spears at me!!
“What do you think, Haine-san?! You also think that tea tastes a lot better than coffee, right?” (Yorishiro)
“Ha, you mistook the ally to rely on, Light Goddess. My comrade Haine is on the coffee side. He even has an espresso machine in his apartment. He won’t be taking the side of a woman like you!” (Shiva)
I drink both coffee and tea though…
In the times when Karen-san and the others hold tea parties in the Light Grand Church, I would drink tea all the time without any resistance after all.
Not only that, I can drink green tea and barley tea.
No, before that, isn’t it weird in itself to be limiting yourself to only one drink?
“Comrade Haine! Go ahead and tell that fairy-tale woman there! That coffee is the drink that us adult hard-boiled men drink!!” (Shiva)
“That’s not true, right Haine-san?! Haine-san understands the fluffy and gentle sensation after drinking tea, right? You understand how nice it is when we enjoy a tea with Karen-san and the others after a day of work, right?!” (Yorishiro)
Why am I being faced with an ultimatum in such a place?!
No matter which I choose, it is settled that it would roughen the place.
If I were to take sides, it is obvious that I would be making the other side an enemy.
What should I do?!
“Go ahead!”
““Go ahead!!””
“Alcohol! Alcoholic drinks are the ones that taste the best!” (Haine)
I throw in an even more troublesome topic.
I decided on covering myself in the smokes by throwing oil into it.
The two idiots used this as a trigger to begin an argument about another pointless topic; this time, ‘which one is better, wine or whisky?’.
- 251: The trump card against the Demons
After that pointless talk, the main topic finally began.
…Or more like, can’t we even have a normal conversation without doing such pointless things in the beginning?
“…God Hero huh.” (Shiva)
Shiva, who had already regained his calmness as the Wind Founder and Wind God, begins to ponder.
Looking at him in this way, I always think this. Why can’t they get serious from the beginning?!