- 08: Grunt of Light
“Listen well! You guys are the leftovers!! Trash that didn’t make the cut!! That’s why you were brought here! Understood?!”
“”“Yes ma’am!!”””
“From now on, I will be making you useless trash into the strongest and all-purpose trash!! By the time I say it is already okay, you guys should have become trash that won’t lose to anyone! Can you keep up?!”
“”“Yes ma’am!”””
“Then, question! Where’s this?!”
“””The kitchen of the light church! Ma’am!!”””
“That’s right! And I am the one in charge of the light church’s kitchen, the head chef, Angan Regine!! For you guys who have been sent here to do subordinate work, I am the captain, I am the God!! Understood?!” (Regine)
“””Yes ma’am!!”””
“This is the place that governs all the meals of the light church! The priests, knights, the founder-sama! The food we make heads to those people in their holy line of work!! If you see it lightly as some miscellaneous work, we will drown you in the sea of Bejimait! Breakfast is a battle! Lunch is a battle too! And dinner is a war!! There are times when we have to prepare emergency food for the Knight Corps when they depart after all!! If you guys exert yourself here, you will become splendid cooks of Light!!”
“””Yes! Ma’…am!!!”””
“Y—Yes…ma’am!”
Yes, Kuromiya Haine here.
Given the element board to hold, the needle, that was supposed to point one of the five elements, broke because of the Dark God soul I had inside this body, and I was splendidly rejected.
And so, the place I was send to is the kitchen of the light church’s main headquarters, and it seems I will now be made to work as an apprentice to become a Light cook.
It wasn’t only me. The people that didn’t have the needle of the element board pointing at the light element were forcefully send to the church’s numerous miscellaneous duties.
We were being placed to work right away like work-horses.
* * *
“…This is not how it was supposed to be.”
Is what the guy at my side said.
By the way, he was ordered together with me to peel potatoes and we were currently moving our knifes at the back of the kitchen.
“In my plans, the me that was supposed to have passed the exam with flying colors would enter the Aurora Knight Corps, immediately stand out, show achievements one after the other, get popular with the girls, and have a flowery lifestyle. And yet, what’s this about peeling potatoes? This doesn’t turn into a career at all.”
“Don’t say that in the presence of Regine-san. You are gonna get a shoulder throw from that.” (Haine)
His name is Frost.
He is a newcomer like me that accepted the recruitment of the light church, but the needle pointed at an element other than light and was rejected from entering the knight corps.
And so, he was send to the kitchen as a miscellaneous worker, but it seems he is sent to do a majority of things I am also send to do, and now, we have completely become friends with each other.
“There’s no need to be so pessimistic about it. Even this potato peeling, if you get serious about it, it can be unexpectedly fun, you know? Just how well can you peel it as perfectly as possible…” (Haine)
“What I want to peel is not the skin of a potato, but the clothes of girls!” (Frost)
“As long as you continue saying things like that, I think that even if you become a knight, you won’t be popular.” (Haine)
If we exclude the part about his perverted way of speaking, he is a good guy, and we were soon able to become good friends.
‘So the humans have evolved in a variety of manners’, is what I have realized.
In that sense, the wild actions of that Regine-san person were also likeable.
Let’s write what happened today in a letter and send it to mother and father.
“Anyways, Haine, why are you here?” (Frost)
“What’s with that sudden and weird question? Was that a philosophical question?” (Haine)
“No, it is not the type of question asking where we have come from and where we are headed to. What I mean is…you are pretty famous within the newcomers. In the time when they were recruiting newcomers, there’s talk that you got into a fight with the captain and send him flying. Even I have heard about it.” (Frost)
“…I didn’t send him flying. I was stopped right before I sent him flying after all.” (Haine)
“Geh, then the part about you fighting him was true?! Moreover, from how you said it, you were 90% in the winning side?! …Well, there’s the matter about the entrance exam. Even if the element is different, you could have gotten send to a better place than this. Or more like, isn’t it fine to have you enter the knight corps?” (Frost)
So that’s what he meant by that ‘why are you here?’.
“I am plenty satisfied here though. Cooking is fun.” (Haine)
“You are a man lacking in ambition! If you are a man, even if you are to fall in a place like this, at least have a goal like having a date with sis Regine!!” (Frost)
“Eh? Frost, you are aiming for her? For that Regine-san?” (Haine)
“…How…old is sis Regine?” (Frost)
“Based on the information I have, 32 years old.” (Haine)
“32 huh. Barely in my strike zone.” (Frost)
Is he seriously going to aim for it?
I was beginning to feel fear towards my new friend, but well, it has nothing to do with me, so I concentrate in peeling potatoes.
“Hoh~, there’s a guy with interesting taste here.”
“Uo.” “Hiaaaa?!”
A shiny bald head suddenly appeared.
It is the vice captain that was in charge of the entrance exam, Grades.
“Just a warning, pair of newcomers. You better give up on that amazon. There was a formal light knight who stroke the ass of Regine as a joke while she was working as a waitress, but…” (Grades)
“W-What happened?!” (Frost)
“He got an axe kick on his head and is groaning on his hospital bed even to this current day.” (Grandes)
Wouldn’t it be a good idea to have that woman enter the light knights?
Well, let’s leave that aside for now…
“Did you have some sort of business here, vice captain? To suddenly appear at the back of the kitchen like this, could it be that the knight corps have nothing to do?” (Haine)
